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Putting Chuck E Cheese tokens in her pussy and flicking her clit and her belly makes slot machine sounds while her boobs flash random colors and a lil squishy glowy dino gacha ball comes out her ass
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@GoodReddit
There's something so wholesome about people getting lovey when they're high... it's like they're expressing their inner feelings, and that feeling is love.
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@__w3b__
Let's not forget the story of The Nutcracker and Goliath, where Goliath was a massive unbeatable gladiator, and The Nutcracker felled him with one fierce kick to the jewels
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@invis4yo
Guys remember when we used to jump off swings on the playground? 🥰
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@BenjaminPDixon
@kanyewest
Bruh, I just Googled "uncle ruckus" to find a good reaction for this, and I'm getting results with Kanye XD
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@roberttheotter
Okay, I thought this was just going to be chastizing men, but this is actually a really cute, informative, positive comic. I love it :3
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@MattBraynard
Look, if you really want an answer, maybe his father's dead, maybe his parents are divorced, maybe he's just not shown in the video... I don't frickin know.
But why does it even matter? What purpose did your question serve? :/
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@GustMori
NGL "isopod" sounds like a sci-fi vehicle
"Babe, get in your Isopod™ and hover to the store for me"
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@Simplified_US
I find it so satisfying when an attempt to get rid of a potential future enemy only leads to the aggressor's downfall.
Examples:
Zimmerman telegram,
Attack on Pearl Harbor,
Nazis invading the Soviet Union
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@DTierTL
"Sleeve cutter" is a Chinese euphenism for gay person because (according to legend) there was once a gay emperor whose boyfriend fell asleep on his arm, and he cut off his own sleeve so he could get up without disturbing him
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@ClementineFoss
You know those holographic cards that have this texture? God, I've always hated touching them, or the sound they make when you scratch them...
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@AlissaAzar
In simple terms, it means juries can rule "not guilty" if they like you, even if they know you're guilty.
So you could theoretically give someone a Chicago sunroof, then get let off the hook because your reasoning for doing it is incredibly based
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@IzzzyzzzArt
*has intrusive thought*
"You're a monster, get help"
-> They'll feel guilty (or pissed at you), and the intrusive thought will get stronger
"It's just a thought. The fact you're bothered by it tells me you won't do it, now watch this cute kitten video :3"
-> They'll feel better
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@ca_dmv_bot
What the hell are these people smoking
You could draw a circle, and they'd be like LOOKS LIKE A BOOB, INHERENTLY SEXUAL, VERDICT: DENIED
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@The_Ascended1
Trans people very rarely get offended if it's accidental... right-wing commentators just portray them like that ._.
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@violet_pirate
@PlanetaceO
Yes
And if you grow a lemon tree, you can use copper wire to charge the flashlight so it never runs out of power
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@Felix_F_Fern
Pro tip: if you have an aneurism at the thought of treating a gay person with respect, don't work in the medical field
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@Chef_Boyarnigga
The US Supreme Court ruled to let companies deny services to gay people. Basically it's the opposite ruling as that cake shop case from a few years ago
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@TakesAppalling
The most irritating thing about this is pic that they think leftists love Biden
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@bruhhitsme_21
@badtimelols
I'm white and I think "mayo rangers" is hilarious. I'm surprised someone genuinely took it personally ._.
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@solarsaber_
Apparently, when I was little I'd always observe people carefully before I talked. But like, I spoke in full sentences and stuff
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@DaisukeTheFurry
It's actually more like tracing someone's art and saying you were "inspired" by a bunch of anonymous artists
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@patbatemanbot
God some of these comments are toxic
Half of them are like "RAAAAGH WEAK-ASS PUSSY SMOKE LIKE A REAL MAN 💪"
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@FreedomFan69
They said that someone ruined their body over the illusion that it would make their problems go away
...but, uh
Their problems legit seem to have gone away hahaha
I am a boy -> depression
I will be a girl -> no depression
Some real big brained shit
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@ih8rts
That's actually a pretty good start... you've established a connection with them, now you just need to hear them out, then offer sympathy and/or GOOD advice
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@mmc51264
Even if someone works at a homeless shelter, they shouldn't be immune to criticism. Doing good things doesn't negate doing bad things
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@e621tagbot
Hypnosis itself is super hot, but I rarely enjoy it in art because it's just not drawn realistically.
It's like
"ooooOOOOOOoooohh, you will present your asscheeks to me... right nooOOOOOoow" XD
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@synekwastaken
@badmoose01
@GoodReddit
It is addictive, but not nearly as much as cigarettes are. Withdrawal symptoms can disrupt your sleep, make you slightly depressed, and lower your energy and motivation.
"Weed isn't addictive" is a myth.
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@DTy1578
It's used as physical therapy to teach them how to walk again, because it doesn't take as much effort to lift your body in water as it does in air
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@MatSinDobleT
...if you legit don't know about the cheesegrater pic, you're right on both accounts. Impressive XD
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@JoshHazBiscuits
Smothering people with friendliness yes, just being nice no... honestly I've just seen so many autistic people that seem super wholesome 24/7, and they deserve a green flag X3
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@weaselnoodle
I know it's embarrassing, but if they made nice comments they're really not judging 💜
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@jacksoncapper
I used to believe that too, until I realized that despite using excessive letters in some syllables, the language is VERY rule-based, unlike English.
So if I'm not mistaken, that would be pronounced "low uuh oh ah"
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