OvenlightSaga
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'The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough - Part 1' is a funny retelling of the 'Twilight' movies: no curse words or crude stuff. Now in paperback! Part 2 coming soon!
Houston TX
Joined July 2021
My Twilight parody/alternate universe novel has finally been published! Took 3 years because I got cancer, but it's finally here! Glad I had this to focus on and look forward to when things were bad. Hope this make you all laugh! #twilight #NewBooks
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Is anyone in AZ enjoying the rain today? #twilight #twilightsaga #weather #bellaswan #edwardcullen #Arizona
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The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.
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James from Twilight finally getting his own meme! #CrackerBarrel
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#Twilight #twilightsaga #crackerbarrell #Memes #funny
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#edwardcullen
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#jacksonrathbone #twilightmemes #CrackerBarrelCEOResign
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Did you know that Deputy Liv (from Resident Alien) was also in Twilight??? #twilight #ResidentAlien #elizabethbowen #syfy #kristenstewart #bellaswan #edwardcullen #parody #memes #breakingdawn #twilightmovies @SYFY @ResidentAlien
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My retelling of Twilight + Midnight Sun called "The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough - Part 1" is free for the month of July at Smashwords! Part 2 will hopefully be done within the next 6 months! #twilight #edwardcullen #bellaswan #midnightsun
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for those of you old enough to remember this song from Blink-182 @blink182 #Twilight #twilightmemes #bellaswan #edwardcullen @markhoppus @tomdelonge
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It's terrific. Truly amazing. the best baseball scene in a movie EVER. Supermassive black hole is a terrific song too. #Trump #trumpmemes #Twilight #twilightmemes #DonaldTrump #FoxNews @EmilyCompagno @FoxNews @NEWSMAX #peterfacinelli #kristenstewart #Memes @JacksonRathbone
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Um...🤭anyone else waiting for Bella Swan push through the crowd at the pope's funeral? #popefrancisfuneral #Twilight #bellaswan #KristenStewart #twilightmemes #memes #breakingdawn #twilightsaga #edwardcullen #robertpattinson @archivetwilight @Twilightmemes1 @archivetwilight
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Should "Italianno" be added to this? #TWILIGHT #twilightmemes #twihards #edwardcullen #bellaswan #jacobblack #breakingdawn @archivetwilight @Twilight
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Also, here is a trailer for Willow. #ValKilmer was amazing. Such a great movie!! And also, just goes to show that movies can be great without being in the gutter! It was movies like this and the Princess Bride that inspired my retelling of Twilight, good without being rated R
RIP Val Kilmer dies aged 65 Willow (1988) is a classic fantasy adventure Warwick Davis as Willow Ufgood meets rogue swordsman named Madmartigan (played by Val Kilmer) and other colorful allies. Joanne Whalley as Sorsha Jean Marsh as Queen Bavmorda Patricia Hayes as Fin Raziel
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Ah! I found it!!! the part in Willow where they talk about the baby princess having a hairy chest!! 😆😆😆 (so if you haven't seen Willow, this is the part I'm referencing in Part 2 of "The Ovenlight Saga")
Today's #SexySaturday is from 1988's #Willow. What's so sexy about this scene (and many others in the movie)? Madmartigan (Val Kilmer) and Willow (Warwick Davis) are allowed to be good, caring & affectionate fathers to baby Elora. 1/2
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As a HUGE fan of the movie "Willow" and #ValKilmer in it, just a spoiler that I am including a reference to him giving Elora something to chew on and it "putting hair on her chest" 😆in the upcoming part 2 of my retelling of #Twilight ... Madmartigan lives on!!! #Willow
Madmartigan...my favorite role of Val Kilmer's. Followed closely by Iceman in Top Gun. RIP Val Kilmer. In the words of Willow himself...
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the movie about Selena's life is one of my fave movies, and now my neice's too! I even put some references from the movie in my retelling of Twilight. your story lives on Selena!!! and so does your love of pizza! ❤️❤️❤️
30 years ago today, Tejano star Selena was tragically killed by her former assistant. She was the first female Tejano Grammy winner and helped bring Latin music to the mainstream, becoming one of the best-selling Latin artists of the 1990.
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60 years ago today, on April 1, 1965, The Sound of Music premiered in theaters across the USA. It was an instant hit — winning 5 Oscars, and becoming the highest-grossing film of all time. To this day, it's one of the most beloved musicals ever.
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HEY! Book & ARC reviewers and Twilight Fans! my timeline for sending ARC's and getting reviews for my clean & funny retelling of Twilight got ALL messed up due to cancer, but better late than never! Review Part 1 & I'll send you Part 2! WIN-WIN Twihards! https://t.co/GnylkPvtYi
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Hi there! If you’re here, you must be looking to become an ARC reader or reviewer for Part 1 or 2 of "The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough", the new retelling of Twilight! (p.s. this is a PG-ish book, no...
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me randomly remembering my favorite shirt from 7th grade #Twilight #twilightmemes #alicecullen @Twilight
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After Michelle Trachentberg's passing, I saw an article that said she was supposed to be in Twilight but she had already done the whole vampire thing with Buffy. However, I think she would have made a good Bella, #michelletrachtenberg #twilight #bellaswan
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*also* my retelling of Twilight, "The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough - Part 1" will be on sale %50 off at Smashwords for March 2-8 for their read an ebook week. Check it out! and save the link
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A hilarious retelling of Twilight! Tedwin Collins and his family members are on a "special diet". The new girl Ella has something strange running through her veins. Can they actually be together,...
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So my February newsletter is out now! In it I talk about what happened during the Big Freeze of 2021, how the climates of both Phoenix & Forks can exist in one state, and why there's a hippo in my office chair! #Twilight
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