Outtamyhead
@Outtamyhead8
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outta my head and into yours. brain penetration. plus some crap jokes and retweets
Joined November 2020
I don't need pills or medication. I need a safe place to vent frustration.
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Too much to ask to get some piece and quiet at work without someone asking why. Like its an insult to them when you're not sitting with them for my own mental health.
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In other news he is completing a masters in Business studies... #IGiveUp
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I work with a colleague at the till. He asks me to confirm if its correct that 5 x 1p = 5p change.
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Dear married men, That woman you think is better than your wife only seems perfect because she hasn't had to deal with you yet.💁🏾♀️🤣
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Chuckle brothers reboot.
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My ear hurts so I’m eating chocolate. Follow me for more cutting edge medical insights
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Good morning, especially to those of you playing Russian roulette!
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Lemmywinks! Nooooo!
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Good morning all. There's nothing like a slap from your mama to knock some sense into you. 🤣
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As a person who works with the general public i think people who smell like stale piss smell far far worse...especially when it lingers after they leave.
Can we agree cigarette smell is one of the WORST smells in the history of smells??
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My Daughter told me that her teacher pointed a ruler at her and said… "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" She got detention for asking "Which end?"
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Just dont let it at the Alker Seltza
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"Horror Strikes"? As opposed to the usual cute fluffy strikes you usually get(!) #Putin
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I still have my eyesight. So fuck it! Let's do this!
Good morning. I Slipped up a bit on the diet this morning, I Was only meant to have half a grapefruit, but ended up having six rashers of bacon, four sausages & two fried eggs!
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I am so grateful for the laughs I get on X. You guys are the best. #Pepto
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Good morning especially to those who can't function before breakfast. #Tears
#GuiltatrippingMothers
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Boss won't give me time off for a hospital eye appointment. That's fine. I'll just go blind then(!)
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If JFK and Michael Ball had a baby...
Just in case you’ve forgotten what I do for a living. This gentleman booked his headshot photoshoot with me last week. He needed headshots and when I arrived at his home for the shoot, he told me how nervous he was and how much he hates having his photo taken and had been
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