When they change their status to “it’s complicated”

3rd day in a row on the golf course while Musk runs the country. He didn’t even know yesterday that the head of the Social Security Admin resigned, and didn’t know SpaceX employees were working at the FAA/DOD, and claimed Medicaid wasn’t being cut when it’s being cut massively.

Trump accused federal workers of playing golf—after spending Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday on the course himself. You can’t make this shit up.

Wow. In their latest efforts to fund tax breaks for billionaires, Trump and Elon Musk are targeting... 9/11 survivors, their families and first responders. So much for "Never Forget. https://t.co/l0FLtqTDHU

Just horrible news, we lost another great chef. My heart goes out to Naomi’s family. https://t.co/JK6FxOhNZV

Devastated to hear we tragically lost the super talented chef Naomi Pomeroy. She and I bonded over stressful cooking challenges on Top Chef Masters season 3…… my heart goes out to Kyle, August and all her dear friends. 💔

We love teaching our children about real U.S. Civics. It would be great if our 6th & 8th graders participated in the National @Civicsbuzz @gainesvillechamber @flchamber #nationalcivicsbee #civicsbuzz

Disappointed with @ChipotleTweets in St. Cloud, FL. I’m a vegetarian, they are out of guac for veg bowls, refuse to substitute anything, like queso, or offer coupon for guac in the future. Paid $9.20 for a veg bowl without the main ingredient 😡

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Love Is Blurry™️

I am broken. I am gutted.  I am in complete and utter shock.  I will never ever have another friend like him.  I love you so much Bobby.

Loved tonight’s show @PV_ConcertHall in Jacksonville. Appreciative audience. Thanks again to @RealTimWilkins for opening. I had no idea I did a 2 hr set tonight. I’m happily addicted again to this shit. Check https://t.co/nqJyTiiezU for my dates in 2022.

Congratulations to the Schitt’s Creek cast, who’ve won the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Award at the #SAGAwards! When one of us shines, all of us shine! 💫 Thank you, @sagaftra!

✨ Catherine O’Hara has won the Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series for her role as Moira Rose. We could not be more proud. Congratulations, Catherine!! ✨ #SAGAwards

Karen Robinson hasn't posted this #SAGAwards fit on Twitter dot com yet so we're doing it for her (with permission of course) 🔥

So my 9-year old son called his testicles “crotch dumplings” today, and that’s basically the best term for genitals ever. #boymom #boymomlife

Give OUT Day is almost here! We are doing our part to support the LGBTQ+ community by donating to organizations fighting injustice. We urge you to do your part as well - click to make an individual donation to the LGBTQ+ org of your choice! https://t.co/8RVQnbiuZ0 #GiveOUTDay

Wnning #RestaurantWars on @BravoTopChef with a Haitian concept was a highlight of my run. It was a few years in the making but is still just the beginning of the story for me. More to come in ‘21! 🇭🇹 TY @korshawilson! Via @foodandwine

Even grocery shopping in Italy is a dream! 😍 Who would love to browse the Italian markets for ingredients for a special meal? #TopChef #TopChefInItaly

Cats vs. Pickles are super cute plush toys your child will enjoy collecting. Host your own virtual play date with your child’s besties! #CatsVsPickles #CvP #MomSelect #ad