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Eh it was ok
Today is gonna be fucking great
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I vividly remember one of my first classes I led inside the jail, a guy told me in great detail how he had just come back from solitary for “boofing a cell phone”
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I’m not doing work inside the jails as much these days, but one of my former clients in there told me that guys will try and fuck the female guards so they can use that as leverage to pressure them to bring in contraband. This is apparently a pretty common practice
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And I’ll tell you another thing: having grown up watching prison shows like OZ, I was originally thinking “there’s no way the guards are fucking the inmates.” Bro, the guards be fucking the inmates. Period, point blank.
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I’ve seen people with doctorates throw away their entire career over fucking one of her clients. That’s insanity to me
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So going into the public health field, I would hear stories about people fucking their patients/clients and thought it was a massive outlier or urban legend. Having done this work for a few years now? People be fucking their patients. It’s insane, man.
Don't fuck your students. Don't fuck your patients. Don't fuck your clients. Don't fuck your parishioners. Don't fuck your sangha. Don't fuck people so much younger than you that you're in different developmental stages. Fuck your peers or don't fuck anyone at all.
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I no longer feel as though I’m strapped into the Gravitron, and I’m about to have my revenge on the world
We’re 48 hours in and the vertigo is winding down but still had a couple of waves this morning. This shit is wild, man. I will never take my equilibrium for granted ever again.
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I’ve stumbled upon another Tik Tok schizo and you can probably catch the vibe from this screenshot.
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New Mandela Effect just dropped. James Cromwell, the actor from Babe and Succession, is alive again. This dude died last year and there was discourse about the Babe movies. I knew a shift was imminent and here it is right on schedule.
I have determined that 'RaptureTok' is correct and there will indeed be a rapture tomorrow. All that mental energy (amplified by social media like never before) will coalesce and alter something: most likely a timeline shift with certain small details changed, so keep an eye out.
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I’m going to own up a little here—I clown on Kash for any number of (justified) things but he has started to grow on me.
🚨 JUST IN: FBI Director Kash Patel says there are 110 THOUSAND GANG MEMBERS on the streets of Chicago "We learned that the Chicago city streets have 110,000 gang members. That's right. You heard me right. They had 1,200 shootings this year alone, 360 homicides." "When
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Those who automatically like a bro’s post without reading it shall be sainted
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Blessed are those who like all the tweets in a bro’s thread, not just the first one, for theirs shall be the kingdom of Heaven
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Did you know Jim O’Rourke produced a Superchunk album? He did! And it’s good!
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Apropos: I used to rent movies from Wild and Woolly Video in Louisville, and they had his movies collected in this one area that had a title card reading “John Carpenter’s Section” which was such an amazing, subtle joke that I still think about it now and again
I’ve always wanted to like In The Mouth Of Madness more than I actually do.
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When I was a young punk skateboarder this seemed like the epitome of cool
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This was a nice utility, as it provided the area homeless with another option for public masturbation to if they got kicked out the library for cranking hog at the computers
A Burger King in Manhattan that had free internet access for customers, July 1998.
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Anytime I see a pull quote by Patton Oswalt about a book I immediately put it back on the shelf
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I mean ultimately he wasn’t all that chill, he was in a squad of dirty cops. But he seemed like he could for sure be chill if he quit that job
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Shout out to the White Boy Ras from Gary Oldman’s narco squad in The Professional, super chill guy.
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You were dug in deep into the sensitive lad trenches if you were rocking this record
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