Osman Kerem Kuzucu
@OsmanKeremKuzu1
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He/Him. I am the evil alternate universe version of myself.
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2021
The holy relics in a couple of centuries time are gonna be lit. Like, "this is the most holy foam finger of Pope Leo, and this is the consacrated basketball jersey of Antioch"
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Fun. Oh, hey, do we know if Amelia Earhart flew Donnie to Epstein Island to fuck kids?
Beginning today, at @POTUS' direction, records related to Amelia Earhart's final flight and disappearance 88 years ago will be declassified and shared with the American people. These records include reports, maps, and other documents tracing Earhart's final journey, her last
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That's not a feud, it's common fucking sense. The daft wee moo is career self-sabotage on legs.
The Daily Mail reports that Zendaya and Sydney Sweeney are in a “bitter feud” over differences in their political beliefs. Zendaya is reportedly refusing joint interviews and red carpet photos with Sydney Sweeney while promoting “Euphoria”.
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Have you always wanted to look like the rich, clueless twats from Trading Places? Good news!
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Just to be clear, in Ireland and Scotland, those people are called "the English"
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Bro, stop hogging the limelight. You've publicly humiliated yourself enough for one week, let someone else have a go.
I am proud of the work of this FBI. We’re taking violent criminals off the streets in record numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists — and so much more. Let me be clear: we will not be distracted by baseless rumors or
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Hot take, but Halloween costumes should look like shit your mom threw together last night. This just looks daft.
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Oh, buddy. You fucked that delivery like it was on discount at Bob's, didn't you? Shoulda rehearsed, lil' bud. That's ok. You're twelve.
Vance: Democrats are going to say, “We’re going to deny people SNAP Benefits unless you give us exactly what you want.” That is how a child behaves.
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Cheers, mate, but I already have a dick, I don't need like fifty more.
Running a company is lonely. I've launched a private group for CEOs and founders. Private convos. Stuff you can’t google. With peers in Chicago. All members are vetted. Interested?
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Of course you like riding in the huge car, buddy, you're twelve.
Trump: It's a tremendous honor. I will tell you, driving up, in the beast, that's called the beast, driving up in the beast, the limo with a very powerful people carrying very vicious looking weapons, it was something. It was some spectacle and some beautiful scene.
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I am a Turk. I have lived under authoritarian regimes of one type or the other on and off for the vast majority of my life. I have never seen a government so feckless, so out of touch, so imbecilic, so casually cruel, as the current US administration. That's saying something.
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You guys stop taking the piss. One time his Chablis was chilled to the wrong temperature and he had to make do with a very average Chardonnay instead. You cannot comprehend his struggles.
Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."
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I think ICE agents get a bad rap. They cry at movies like Schindler’s List too. They just cry at different parts.
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The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers
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I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes
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Not mentioned is that those calls were mostly coming from an ambulatory pile of human excrement dyed orange and it's various lackeys. The rest of the world laughed the idea out of the room before it was even articulated.
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Kind of hilariously Swedish that THAT is is the reason they went with over adjudicated rapist 34 time convicted felon currently occupying his own capital with troops and threatening to invade his own big cities with lethal force if necessary.
BREAKING NEWS: Nobel Prize committee announces that @realDonaldTrump has been permanently disqualified from all future awards due to his renaming US Defense Dept "Department of War."
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Take note, Hallmark. Nothing signals overwhelming grief quite like a sale on ugly-ass hats.
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I'd be weary of cracking a joke like that if I was the king of the wide front-rear. See, Donny? That's how you do humor.
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