Sober Sal
@OrginalSoberSal
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The Former Runner-up to the Local Amateur BBQ Champion / Die Hard Dolphins Fan. #phinsup
Joined October 2019
Is Kleenex attempting to free your mind of masturbation by distracting you with a puzzle? It worked and I found all 10! š
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Seeing the Buffalo Bills fans upset in Miami gives me a Bradley Chubb. #PhinsUp
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Tua told the NBA, hold my beer. This play needs to be investigated by the feds.
Someone PLEASE fart on Tuaās pillow š we need him to regain his powers
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Miami Dolphinsā halloween costume should be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. #PhinsUp
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This is my Miami Dolphins/Tua theory. Tua has lost the team and the org. If they cut him, theyāre on the hook for all the cash. Grier is trying to make Tua quit. If he quits and retires we donāt have to pay. Full disclosure, this has been šÆ sorta fact checked. #PhinsUp
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Fire his doppelgƤnger too!
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Donāt know what to say. I keep watching, hoping. I see talent and even some moments of good execution. But weāre inconsistent which boils down to rehearsal. I can hear Coach Shula repeating, āwe donāt practice until we get it right, we practice till we CANāT GET IT WRONG!ā
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Football is there to keep your mind busy when it sucks balls outside. FFSā¦Itās still nice outside. #PhinsDown
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Hire Jon Gruden tomorrow.
The Dolphins fans are showering the offense with booing.
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At this point we have to ask ourselves, Are the Miami Dolphins losing on purpose?
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Thatās what you get when you live a champaign lifestyle, on a beer budget. Dollar Store Asante Samuel Jr.
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The answer is < 40! Could be 39ā¦38 or 37. FFS 40ā¦wasnāt a good day.
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This gentleman is soot-on. šÆšÆšÆ
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Who wants to play the eating game with meā¦ How many cherries, is too many cherries? š
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