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This is the start of my seltzer rating thread
To start off we are going to start with the best of the best.
Cranberry Lime seltzer by
@PolarSeltzer
Taste: 10/10
Crispness: 10/10
Carbonation: 10/10
Can design: 10/10
Price point: 7/10
Refreshing and hydrating
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I feel like I’ve seen this before but can’t quite put my finger on where… 🤔
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Make no mistake about it. Travis Scott is a demon on this earth. The videos of him basically chanting as the dead were being carried away from his show. It was ritualistic and demonic. His soul is the devils
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The face I make when they are asking me to call them an N and I’m contemplating if I even like my job anyway
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Notice how these heroes are always willing to stop and attack a white person but blacks are allowed to steal freely. Brave and stunning
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Still occasionally think about that Grubhub driver who died when two black girls stole his car and slammed him into a wall.
The first thing they said while stepping over his dead body is “where my phone”
And not a single person in that god forsaken city checked on him
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@KILLTOPARTY
Leave it to women to seek comfort from other women about perceived thoughts they think men have about them when in reality it’s 100% women judging and bashing other women
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White man finally standing up to black man with a white woman running in to help the black is a perfect representation of the west
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Normies: eVeRyOnE iS sO tHiN
Noticers: 👀
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The world has already forgotten about MacAffee and his supposed dead mans plan.
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Upset because a burger was accidentally forgotten. Why do we have to live like this again?
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“If trump is arrested the Right is gonna have a field-day over prosecuting the Bidens”
Lmao the Right will shrug their shoulders and say “well he did break the law” as they have dinners with trannies and BLM leaders
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I still occasionally think about that black pilot who was pushed through flight school because he was black. Even tho his trainers stated that as soon as trouble arose he would just start pushing random buttons and had no idea what he was pushing. And then he crashed
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For some reason this is what I picture when they talk about it
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Who’s giving all the Africans boats, food, and cell phones
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Nothing worse on this planet than a woman with this personality
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Your eggs went from $1.12 a dozen to $5.50 a dozen because of 7.1% inflation 👍
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I have to take weekly covid tests so that I don’t infect the vaccinated people who supposedly are the least at risk to the virus. They don’t have to take weekly tests because even tho they can still spread it to me my life is now worthless to the government
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Jaime bring up the stats on how fast an orangutan can rip your arms out of their sockets
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My politics are simple
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It’s true. I used to drink a 12 pack of coke every 2-3 days and my balls are huge
Carbonated beverages like Coca Cola and Pepsi make rats' balls swell, and make them produce more testosterone. Hmm...
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Be careful with your pups friends. This is no joke. I know of a few cases myself.
Do what you want but my advice is to not bring your dogs anywhere public until this has passed. Dog parks are one of the biggest vectors out there.
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This is proof there is a god you dumb bitch
FAITHLESS FINALE: The controversial soccer star claimed her injury is ‘proof’ there isn’t a God.
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I can picture the diversity hire they had make this sign
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What’s weird is how even feminist lesbians are obsessed with having abortions…
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Here’s the “disheveled looking man” who murdered the Asian woman by pushing her in front of a train
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Surgery was a success friends. I’m still in a good amount of pain. Can barely keep my eyes open. So I’ll be sleeping all day if ya need me
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Blacks are subhuman pieces of fucking garbage. Fucking nggrs
Gangsters are now kid napping their enemies dogs and holding them hostage… this is so sad.
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Celebrating the 75th Anniversary of the Rebirth of our Most Cherish Ally, the State of Israel! America Stands With Israel! 🇺🇸🇮🇱
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This little town in North Dakota seems to be very prosperous and all it’s citizens are happy and productive. I’m pretty sure about 900 Somalis should help it even more
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Focused.
In my lane.
Drinking seltzer.
Thriving.
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Holy shit you need to keep your cool better than that. I hate to bring up the “women shouldn’t be cops” talk again but…
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You can always tells which characters the blacks are playing at Disney world
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Because as a civilized race we aren’t trying to kill each other during fists fights. Blacks on the other hand love to sucker punch you from behind and then stomp on your head 15 times. Cuz you know… they are animalistic monkie
IQ plays a role but idt you can convince me white ppl wouldn’t fight more often if they were on average as good at as black ppl lmao. Basically every time I see a fight involving none blacks or hispanics there’s like zero damage
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This got censored 4 hours after posting it
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Any black who got a higher education degree between 2003 and today should have to surrender their degree and go again for reals
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When a man refers to his wife as “his partner” I instantly think they are gay
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First thing I notice is that not a single guy is making the soy face.
Look how happy they are. In order to be happy men need to have a mission and to pull a heavy load.
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White people things
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Men showing off a skill vs women pretending to have a skill
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Got myself a new double sided griddle for the camping trip and honestly it’s what I’m most excited about
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Getting surgery tomorrow and NGL I’m freaking out a little
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Email was sent. I officially accepted the job. My lady, pups, and myself will be moving across the country to be close to family. New journeys ahead
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@DissidentSoaps
@ToadFrosty
Don’t forget about the part where you have to squeeze past two thugs who are talking and just stare at you without moving as you try to enter the bodega. And then have a 50/50 chance of being stabbed on the way out
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Woman experiences what it’s like to be a guy for 6 months. Life starts spiraling out of control
Feminism is retarded
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Wife just informed me that you aren’t supposed to drink and entire can of seltzer in 4 gulps and this is news to me
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You can dress them up in little dresses but you can’t take the Africa out of them
This violent attack of two girls onto one apparently took place yesterday in Failsworth, Oldham. A third is seen filming & laughing at the beating.
Hat tip
@NorthWestNHPUK
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“I hear the fed is giving out free money again. What if I told you that one of your citizens is in grave danger unless they get $50k right now”
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“Hey guys it’s me. The really cool and rich Mr.Beast. I don’t look like someone that should just have money thrown at him but I’m richer than you’ll ever be. But I want to say something. Stop picking on my pedophilic friend. It’s very transphobic. Cool. Money please”
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Teachers love telling you how much they sacrifice for the children. How important their role in society for children. It’s not about politics, it’s about the education of future generations.
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Alright my brothas. You heard it straight from the bossman’s mouth.
Lululemon is fair game for shop lifting. Destroy them
Lululemon CEO who fired employees for confronting thieves stands by decision: ‘It’s only merchandise’
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POV: you’re about to be paralyzed for $17
You see 2 people who look like this walking your direction on the same sidewalk that you’re on. What do you do? Correct answers only.
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Raise your hand if you’re sick of Indians controlling the lives of westerners.
This is the Criminal that censored the Hunter Biden Laptop…Vijaya Gadde. She should be in prison.
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I’m old enough to remember colorado as more red than blue.
BREAKING: Colorado Governor Jared Polis has just signed into law a bill legalizing abortions through all nine months, up until the moment of birth.
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Met a dude at the dog park the other day with a really old little shih tsu who told me that his whole life he’s just been adopting the oldest dog in the pound. Gives them a good life. And when they pass adopts another old dog. Some hero shit
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If only someone would just stand up and protect the meek
⚠️ Sensitive Material ⚠️ Subway passenger brutally attacked & robbed ⚠️ Bl00dy Vi0lence ⚠️
I truly believe so much of this started with Obama.
When no one's accountable, it's part & parcel of society.
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Drove home from work today and didn’t speed and didn’t flip off a single person. Thought y’all would be proud of me
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Haha the retard puts his hands up in some dumb ass karate pose and the dude just slaps his hand away 😂😂
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The audacity to promote this anti-white trash on my tl
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Can’t reply either
I have to quote tweet this because twitter is blocking RTs😩
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I have two weird cat groyper things on my feed. What is
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FRIENDS!
Take the time to be thankful you are above ground, you are American, and for your family.
Gonna be a good day
GM
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RATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’d
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Walking around my hotel room butt ass naked cuz I can. I’m the king here
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