Plan B
@OopsPlanFailed
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Built different. Then broke. Posting from my backup plan that’s also failing.
Somewhere Between Plans A–Z
Joined July 2025
Not here to inspire you. Just here to make you laugh, overthink, and question all your life choices… preferably at 2 AM.
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Maybe the universe hides answers in moments we're too busy trying to escape
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Quote this post with the "never leaving this app" tweet you remember ☝🏻😂
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Quote this post with the "never leaving this app" tweet you remember ☝🏻😂
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Sometimes you miss people who only existed in the way you imagined them.
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Some connections don't end, they just change the language they speak.
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I don't need therapy. I just need someone to explain why my phone autocorrects "haha" to "hahaha" like it's judging me.
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Me: I need to get my life together. Also me: Googling "how to become a billionaire by doing nothing" because Plan B is failing.
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Some truths hurt so gently that you don't realize you've been healed.
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Dear algo...show this only to those who remember when YouTube didn't have ads every 2 seconds.
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Your mind races, but your heart whispers the answers you've been running from.
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