UmdarTamker
@UmdarTamker
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“When you start the Paramecium diagram at 8 PM thinking it’ll take 10 minutes… but end up unleashing your inner Picasso at 2 AM —only 90s kids remember this struggle!”
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A flop movie that I secretly loved😂
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If you ever feel dumb, just Remember " Sajid Khan once Compared himself from Steven spielberg "😭 🎥
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Some hidden talents should stay hidden
Humming this tune since last few days, it’s kinda stuck in my head…. Can u let me know which song it is? #Music
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What did you do to make the TL hate you?
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मुंह में लेने वाली चीज़ अंदर ले रहे हैं और अंदर लेने वाली चीज़ मुंह में...😭😭😭
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mera hi chud gya
jo iss tweet pe comment nahi krega uska 2025 bhi chud jayega bookmark it
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Before marriage - Main in sab me believe nhi karti. We are so open minded After marriage - Believe kar leti hu kahi suitcase me na bhar de
Feminists who bragged about skipping one day of fasting as it was regressive for them, are now seen fasting for an entire month
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Hello @prakashraaj, who is the woman here who is trying to seduce Salman Khan? #Justasking
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