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British Bahamian bbygal. Freelance Vibes Coordinator. Melatonin stan. Tweets do not reflect my employers.
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In other news, my dad did some maintenance work at my office over the weekend and left this on my desk
It's giving Phil Dunphy 🤧❤
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The apples don't fall far from the colonial tree
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Did numbers in my household in the pandemic
one thing i have noticed over the years is that black people LOVE the amazing world of gumball lmaooooo
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Old Caribbean women under their breath while they do something as simple as sitting on the couch:
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Old people thinking they could say or do anything to you just cause they old
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If you think you have terrible taste in man, just know Khloe's will always be worse
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Admitting you don't know or understand something
What is a sign of intelligence that most confuse with a sign of stupidity?
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Love that for him hope he uses the money to go to therapy
‘Squid Game’ creator Hwang Dong-hyuk wrote the show in 2009 but was rejected by studios for 10 years.
He once had to stop writing the script + sell his $675 laptop due to money struggles.
Today, it’s
#1
in 90 countries + set to become the most-watched show in Netflix history.
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*retweets in Caribbean solidarity*
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"Bahamas" literally means shallow water. We've never seen sea levels or flooding like this. This is also a record breaking storm no one could've anticipated. Donate, empathize or keep scrolling.
you guys live next to a fucking ocean why the fuck are you shocked???
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Sources have confirmed that too much tings, are indeed, happening.
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Meteorologists for the past week: Irma is expected to intensify to a category 5 before landfall
Irma: *intensifies to category 5*
Everyone:
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One a dem, two a dem, see di crew a dem...
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Walk like a champion. Talk like a champion. What a piece a body gyal tell me weh ya get it from?
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😭
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That's crazy I never knew Kanye was Bahamian
Kim Kardashian Thinks It’s “Strange” Kanye Keeps Saying He Wants Her Back When He’s Living With His Girlfriend
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So after starting this process almost a year ago (I hate it here), the sale officially closed a lil while ago and ya girl finally broke ground on her first investment property at 23 🤗
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Health and strength
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They really dipped without hesitation then pretended to be happy to see him afterwards omg know ya boys
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Encountering 3 men worth liking at the same time sounds like a fairytale
Every gal got 3 niggas at minimum they talking to or on standby just in case
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*looking at new cars online*
Price: $45,000
Me with 51 cents in my account: dine bad
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I can't believe The Bahamas really invented the Olympics, oh wow
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Me: *receives a task that's literally in my job description*
Me: y'all ain ga stop.
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Due to pandemic-related reasons I have decided to turn 23 again
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This country soon be a Wendy's
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Brave come in like the cool step parent who is let you do whatever you want
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American arguing with anyone from the islands starter pack:
1. "Y'all live in huts"
2. "Y'all can't speak English"
3. "Hurricanes"
4. "Third world country"
5. "Do y'all even have electricity/internet?"
6. "😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Guaranteed. Every time. Y'all stop entertaining them pls.
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Guess who passed her exam and is now a certified AML specialistttt 🤪
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Bahamian waters always showing off unprovoked
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That's a light wybe
Today was the last day I could make a salad with this lettuce. Then a lightbulb fell off my shelf and shattered perfectly into the bowl. I literally just got permission from God to order pizza
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I love how Too Hot To Handle always drops a new season whenever I'm in desperate need of some brain rot
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Our bus "system" is really so insane. Literally just standing on the side of the road hoping a bus passes at some point in time. No schedule, no timetable, just vibes.
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From you could graduate from UB you could conquer anything. Congrats to all the grads.
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Definitely need a day between Saturday and Sunday. This getting ridiculous now.
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Don't fight me 'cause I know how you girls like to tussle but I feel like it's normal to no longer like or support someone after finding out they're a terrible person, idk
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I'd so love to see tourism ads like this instead
The water isn’t shallow... it’s just THAT clear 🤗
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Not dem who was scared to drink Goombay
realistically speaking, yall think Bahamian men would go on these birth control? 😭
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Having to continue with adult life while you going through something is so wild
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It's giving
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I mean yellow construction paper only so hard to find
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This "why the government don't tell us how to boost our immune system naturally 🤔" argument is make me roll my eye too 'cause at your big age nobody ever tell you to eat an orange before?
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I'd like to use this opportunity to encourage safe sex practices, mainly because I don't want most of y'all to breed
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Asian genes a different type of strong
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My problem is that I want a new condo in a gated community for $2.50
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Awwww lawd this why Khloe keep getting do the way she is get do 😢
This is when I knew it was DONE. Kim was FED UP! 😂😂😂
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Twitter is literally an endless supply of free jokes, how people don't see the value in it is beyond me
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Me, a Bahamian:
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Ashanti looks like her whole purpose in life is just to look good and have fun and I really want that for me
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I just *personally* feel like it don't take 500 years to figure out if you wan be with someone. Me. I. Personally.
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"Welcome to aboard Bahamasair flight into Nassor"
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In my next life I hope I come back as a small dog in a Lyford Cay household
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My doctor really just called to tell me my cholesterol lil high and I had to cut the convo short because it was time to pull up to the pickup window at Wendys. I--
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Now this is the "The Bahamas is not a real place" content I like to see 'cause WHEW! Unreal
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The Bahamian-ness of this jetski is powerful
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Half the internet was down all day and I still didn't study. Good to know I'm consistent if nothing else.
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Officially "sit in the car and sigh when you reach home at the end of the day" years old
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