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Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30

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Joined January 2011
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@OneTruePoster
The One True Poster
9 months
I'm starting to get more active on Bluesky than here so buy while low imo.
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@OneTruePoster
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Paul Schrader isn't even a fun Facebook follow anymore bc all he does is post about AI now.
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@grok
Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@OneTruePoster
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RT @numberthirdgirl: When I was 13 I told my grandma I wanted to get a Radiohead tattoo and she hit me.
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@OneTruePoster
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What I want in my heart of hearts is alternative friends to argue with me about how Limp Bizkit sucks.
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@OneTruePoster
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RT @fender_belly: When the track has “angular riffs”
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@OneTruePoster
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In my view there is absolutely zero difference between "Taylor Swift? Try Bjork and Radiohead, peasant" and "Freakin ABBA? Ever heard of real music like Led Zeppelin", that's the same thing, the same picture.
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what's actually galling about music snobbery is for the most part it's not music it's worth being snobby about. If you're gonna be on about how pop music is for dumb babies your idea of the alternative had better be classical and jazz, not like Father John Misty and Waxahatchee.
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@OneTruePoster
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It's so fucking funny that Sabrina Carpenter actually did a Smell the Glove album cover and people actually got mad about it.
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@OneTruePoster
The One True Poster
9 days
[looks at this guy's profile] and indeed, the common thread in all the great writers is that the highest form of virtue is a heterosexual man having sex with another heterosexual man, ideally before and after battle.
@SufiPervert
Cœur de Léon
11 days
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Dante, Goethe, Homer, Tolstoy, Aristotle, Pushkin, Blake, Lermontov, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Cellini, Thucydides, Tacitus, Montaigne, Virgil, Shakespeare, Stendhal, Cellini, Machiavelli, Melville, Milton, Conrad, Rimbaud and Hölderlin.
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@OneTruePoster
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10 days
I think SPG would be significantly less cringe if they were better at their performance gimmick (pretending to be automatons). I'd have to hand it to em if they had more clockwork precision.
@abcdentminded
abcdentminded
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A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight
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Jesus Christ are people still arguing about that goddamn Polanski petition from 20 years ago?.
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Do you they filmed secret composited explicit scenes for Eddie's private enjoyment.
@HollywoodHandle
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Eddie Murphy says ‘NORBIT’ “ain’t that bad.”. “I love Norbit.”. (Via:
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@OneTruePoster
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RT @Sashamak:
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I think this question is a tad unfair to Brando but here's a more interesting one: who was the better director?.
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@tnyfrontrow
Richard Brody
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Which actor, Wayne or Brando, made more great films?.
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RT @OneTruePoster: You're married. One of them is fucking your spouse. You have no choice in the matter and they're drawing straws if you d….
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Wrt lrt I forgot that lady raps in the "gen z is trying to cancel Eminem" tik tok.
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RT @dayglowj0e: gen z is trying to cancel zeus?
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RT @ChartsOnIggy: Iggy Azalea is more percentages alive (100%) than The Beatles (50%).
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@OneTruePoster
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I'm a nerd who thinks too much about old horror literature, it's over.
@zapyier
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what your most viral tweet says about you.
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