Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put The @Glendronach 21 Year Old - Parliament from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year!

A busy couple of days ahead of tomorrow's dispersal sale at Louth Livestock Market . My word, they look an absolute picture, they really do. A credit to my uncle and father. One little corner of Lincolnshire is going to look incredibly empty after tomorrow. #lincolnred

A hugely significant and emotional day coming up for our family. After 63 years The Donington Herd of Lincoln Reds is being sold via dispersal sale at Louth Cattle Market on Friday 17th October https://t.co/PmrL8meDob Full catlogue -

"Why do you keep having to resign or be sacked, Mr Mandelson?" "For scandals..."

Football transfer season made me drop my guard 'I will just have a quick look on Twitter'. What an utter sewer it has become. Sad to see some sane, rational posters from the past getting dragged in.

So.. Quotes have spread about something I apparently said on commentary about Akash Deep’s dismissal of Joe Root at Edgbaston. I wasn’t even at the match, as I was commentating at Wimbledon. If you’re an outlet who has written or repeated falsely attributed quotes, please remove.

Lyndon B Johnson's first rule of politics was something along the lines of 'practitioners need to able to count'. Something for @JamesCleverly to ponder....

First trip up to the Riverside this season with the boy. Very, very decent performance from @Boro - so many good performances - impossible to pick individuals out. Keep that level up and we won't be far away.

I have watched that clip dozens of times and have always missed his little smile to the ref.

Sol Bamba RIP. An inspiration to everyone in how to tackle adversity - you take it head on, with a massive smile on your face. Choose your heroes to be like Sol.

Alternatively are any of those flights to Rwanda still available to use?

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Really privileged to spend the day at the home of cricket yesterday to see the end of a legend - thanks Jimmy for all the memories

I understand that there has been a monumental decline in standards under the current administration, but surely the next generation has to strive to raise standards and not lower them even further? I look forward to your response.

Secondly, what conclusions can we infer as to your character and personal judgement? To think this is one thing, but not to actually think it wise to publish it on a public platform?

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Re-sharing something @adamparsons posted a few days ago. This, from our dear, late friend Simon Ricketts, which you may or may not wish to consider ahead of Thursday. X

Don't want to answer this one? It is a really straight forward question.

Northern Lights for the first time ever - in Louth, Lincs @VirtualAstro

Fabulous trip up to see the final game of the season at @Boro with the boy. A season of immense promise ruined by injuries. Lots to be positive about. Massive congrats @ag_recruiter and @RussITFC1981 - absolutely immense season and many congratulations - I love a fairytale 🚜