✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜
@OmarNajam
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evergreen elementary honor roll student | aspiring Rupert Giles | as seen on: @criticalrole @dimension20show @desiquestshow @powerplayrpg | he/him/any
Joined January 2012
*teacher sees students sharing a note*. Teacher: why don’t you read that out loud. Student: [reading note] Dear teacher, this is an intervention. Your methods of discipline via public humiliation are uninspired carbon copies of Hollywood tropes. We wrote this letter as a class. .
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My son 🙋🏽♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father".
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In one of my marine bio classes a teacher asked "how big is the ocean?" and one student yelled "not big enough!" and we all started chanting "expand the ocean! land is for losers!" and the professor smiled and went "yes yesssss soon not even the mountains will be beneath us".
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Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power?. Palpatine: *grins* not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code "SHEEV".
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Belle: there goes the baker with his tray as always, the same old bread and rolls to sell. Baker: I 👏🏽 AM 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 BAKER 👏🏽 IT’S 👏🏽 LITERALLY 👏🏽 MY 👏🏽 JOB 👏🏽 TO 👏🏽 DO 👏🏽 THIS.
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You're seriously telling me to my face as if it's something to be proud of that your *entire* childhood was defined by a book series that went "there are four schools in school: brave, bad, school, other".
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Before this website collapses I just wanna say that during #acofaf a bunch of peeps were like "is your character autistic?" and I was like "nah I don't think so, that's just me being me!" anyway I got an assessment last winter and y'all nailed it.
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Imagine being told to behave by Austin Powers of all people.
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Since this is taking off I’d like to take this opportunity to kindly remind everyone to CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION. My soundcloud is your voting eligibility.
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Do not take photos at the protests . Do not take videos at the protests. Do not post or stream from the protests . Cover up your face/identifiable tattoos and wear different shoes. Tell three people you trust where you're going and where to meet up . Bring water. Wear a mask.
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When you are support staff in TV you barely make enough to pay rent. In winter work stops for two weeks. Which means you don't get paid for two weeks. Which means you can't make rent. Except for the holiday bonus . Which is paid by the studio? NO. It's paid by the WRITERS! .1/7.
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Dragons don't breathe fire they breathe air like us they breathe air they just produce fire which isn't the same as breathing fire no stop I'm not done stop taking the microphone I'm the best man you have to let me finish my.
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Full disclosure: I am so tired right now and I might delete this tweet later.
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I was stressing about what to wear and Emily went "do the yellow plaid so it matches your character" and I was like "yeah?" and then she pulled out her yellow sweater and went "then also we can match!" and I've never felt more assured in my entire life.
Join the voice of Ganondorf himself, @matthewmercer, as he leads @eaxford, @OmarNajam, @robbiedaymond, @VoiceOfOBrien & @Marisha_Ray on a wild adventure through Hyrule. WATCH The Legend of Zelda: #TearsOfTheKingdom one-shot - "Lookout, Here We Come!" ➡️
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Charles Dickens: it was the best of times . *crowd celebrates*. Charles Dickens: well now hold on I'm not finished yet.
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Oh you didn't read Animorphs as a kid? Well it sounds like you're primed and ready to read Animorphs as an adult then.
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Goldie Locks: this porridge is too hot. this porridge is too cold . Bears: thank you chef . Goldie Locks: plating I will say though is excellent. very inviting. very farm to table. rustic. good work. Bears: thank you chef.
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I would just like to say that Emily Axford is a genius. Like actually a genius.
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There's so many subtle ways Rian tells us who the characters really are in Glass Onion, from the way they dress to their drinks of choice to the actors' names in the end credits.
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My son said "there's something under the bed." I looked under the bed. My son said "there's something on the bed." . I took my two sons into the living room and explained object permanence.
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Lou Wilson is one of the sweetest and kindest human beings I've ever been at a table with. He is also one of the most effortlessly dramatic and hilarious ethereal beings I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.
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I love Batman stories because his peeps are homies with special interests that are like "I like calendars batman wanna hear about calendars" and he's like "yeah like you can't keep breaking into the museum but obviously I want to hear about calendars".
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Listen to me very carefully 🗣️ @quiddie is one of the greatest creative minds working right now. Holding together a fairytale that feels both timeless and yet contemporary should be an impossible task. Aabria does it without breaking a sweat. She writes like a garden blooms 🌹.
🚨TONIGHT!🚨. 🌿A Court of Fey & Flowers, episode 5: "Through the Hedge Maze". 🪶Launching at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on (@dropout). 🌺Featuring @quiddie, @ozzymo, @SurenaXMarie, @eaxford, @OmarNajam, @BrennanLM, and Lou Wilson. #dimension20 #FeyAndFlowers
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Andhera is ABSOLUTELY ace. And all the ace celebration happening warms my soul more than I could ever say. It's so warm. A warm warm soul!. High fives all around, we are .✨fantastic✨. #ACoFaF #FeyandFlowers.
@OmarNajam hey, if I may: is Andhera ace too? *ace folks high five* 💜.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan is a comedic genius. A literal living and breathing comedic genius. His ability to make you laugh at the sweetest choices and cry at the funniest jokes is pure art. The tenderness in his set up, and then the ferocity in his delivery . #ACoFaF #FeyandFlowers.
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Get you all a friend like @quiddie. She serves compliments in real life like she deals damage in games: with the greatest finesse and biggest impact
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🖤🤍💜.
I don't know how to express how much this means to see an ace person in the Dimension 20 cast. Holy shit, so grateful for you, @OmarNajam!
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JK Rowling never taught anyone good reading. She taught us all shitty writing.
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My mom called me to tell me that she saw Lou play dnd with Chris on tv.
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Hi this is the greatest compliment I've ever received in my entire life.
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can someone message the heads of twitter and let them know that turning off the "microservices" right now at this time with this amount of p2p backend traffic will result in literally an *immeasurable* amount of updog.
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Person, moving things with their mind: look I'm psychic . Me, someone stuck on the specific meaning of words: in addition to being telekinetic?.
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Brennan: breaking the 4th wall is a superpower . Brennan two minutes later: hey, you, the people watching this--.
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Clown: I am the clown with the tear-away face.Here in a flash and gone without a trace!.Me: I am the guy with the.Scary looking. stuff.I didn't know we were all like supposed to like.Have a thing.I. I'm sorry.Everyone: This is Halloween, this is Halloween.Halloween! Hallowee.
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then be available day one of the new working year, eager and dedicated to keep barely making rent. So how do we survive?. The WGA writers pool together their *own* money to help support staff pay rent for the winter. THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS NORMAL & EXPECTED IN HOLLYWOOD.4/7.
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A lot of this "Black Creators, send me your stuff, I'll give you notes" stuff is kinda weird to me. This ain't a matter of notes. The peeps I know have been grinding for over a decade. They're so good. Just hire them. Or cast them. Honestly, you should be working *for* them.
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This show, this story, has been so funny and glamorous and grounded and exciting and rewarding. And I am so grateful for all of you watching and supporting. I hope you enjoy the finale. And may our courts know a better and more beautiful future 💚 🏹. #ACoFaF #FeyandFlowers.
🚨TONIGHT!🚨. The finale of Dimension 20: A Court of Fey & Flowers ("You Will Never Know A Lonely Day Again"). Launches 7pm ET / 4pm PT on (@dropout). Featuring @quiddie, @OmarNajam, @eaxford, @BrennanLM, @ozzymo, @SurenaXMarie, & Lou Wilson.#dimension20
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If you You . don't .don't love . deserve me. me .at . my . at my
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I will always march in solidarity with WGA writers for a million reasons, but the most important is because they fight for everyone around them as well. You fought for us we fight for you. And let me know if you all need a coffee run or something from the kitchen.7/7.
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Studios: by August they'll be struggling for money and will beg to work again . Ah yes, the two groups that have no experience making ends meet with little to no income, writers and actors. Get wrecked.
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Me: I've prepared my own vows if that's alright . Priest: why don't we let the folks getting married go first, sport.
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It has been an absolute honor getting to be a part of this show. I want to thank all of you for letting our characters and this story into your homes and your hearts. No one is ever lost, they're simply on their way home, wherever whatever and whomever that might be 🌧️💜 #ACoFaF.
The finale cast Adventuring Party recap for A Court of Fey & Flowers is now live on @dropout! Don't forget - we have a behind-the-scenes crew Adventuring Party next Thursday!
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Among the myriad of reasons to support the strike, for me it's personal. WGA writers have unknowingly (and at times very knowingly) helped me literally survive while working in the industry with cash from their own wallets. Picking up where the studios neglect .5/7.
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@OddNMacabre Keep my eyes on the road, check my blind spots and make sure my lights are set for this kind of weather. Eldritch monsters are no excuse for unsafe driving.
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Truly one of the greatest moments and line deliveries in television history, and possibly all of storytelling
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I've never really multiclassed before so today I'm playing. a pirate queen rogue/barbarian/bard/cleric/monk/paladin/ranger/warlock. Jacquelin Ofalltrades. I have one main class. the other classes are level 1s that I picked up from my ex's. JOIN US NOW.
Our streamaversary fundrazer for @RainbowRailroad is live NOW on Twitch!. Donate at and join me to witness these amazing nerds do spectacular crimes. I mean not "witness," no witnesses, I mean—
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me, as batman, arriving a day late to the bat-signal: hey sorry I literally just saw this.
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So here's how it works:. The showrunner is hired and paid by the studio. The writers are hired and paid by the studio. The support staff is hired and paid by the studio. Everyone is paid by the studio . Then during the most expensive season, support just. isn't paid .2/7.
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"studios will use AI to write scripts" bro execs don't even know how to use Dropbox.
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@themigzone Hey bud, saying this with a warm heart and open arms: you're gonna be okay. Hear the note, take what's good, continue to thrive. Not your fault, you were a kid, we can look back without black and white thinking and admit maybe some things weren't great! But we are 🤍.
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@Sharessan Honestly I did this cause of the shot with the happy cheerful warehouse workers. That one did not sit well with me.
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Having an opportunity to talk about our ace identities is such a gift and I can't thank LLA enough for sharing the platform to do so. We ace folks are incredible and wonderful and also host amazing podcasts!!. 🖤🤍💜.
IT'S HERE! D&D nerds and/or ace friends, this episode is for you. @OmarNajam joins us to discuss asexuality representation, and what it’s like to play D&D with @dimension20show. 🎲🧚🌺 Listen here or wherever you get your podcasts: #FeyandFlowers #ACOFAF
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Not to be dramatic but this is a time when it's the most expensive to stay warm and *literally* keep the lights on. I'm not talking avocado toast here I'm talking about being able to afford heat. The studios know this and they just expect you to get another job but.3/7.
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I'm sorry, roll back all my birthdays we gotta do them over. IS THAT A LITTLE SALT GOBLIN?!?. #ACoFaF #FeyAndFlowers.
HEY #ACoFaF NERDS!! I solicited my mom to listen to the series; she was kind enough to throw me a birthday party themed after it! Can you recognize all the references?. Also, special thanks to my dad for these professional photos!. #dimension20
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Anytime someone says a Lord of the Rings thing is boring it's just like. do you have any idea how stoked you just got me? This chapter is just about how a certain village makes bread? FELLAS GET THE CHARTS WE GOT SOME UNIT CONVERSIONS WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT.
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I want to wish my fellow ace folks a very happy #InternationalAsexualityDay. We're out here figuring it out, being ourselves, living our lives and thriving. 🖤🤍💜
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And these aren't nouveau riche who live in huge mansions in the Hollywood Hills! They're arduous working class folks trying to support their families from places like Sherman Oaks. Sherman Oaks!. Jk Sherman Oaks is nice. But also some live in Van Nuys. Van Nuys!!.6/7.
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I sent @chamonkee a bunch of pictures of Rick O'Connell from The Mummy (1999) and was like "I guess this is the general vibe for Tota?" A few hours later, pure perfection arrived in my inbox. Folks, when I say that I ALMOST CRIED from pure joy. #CriticalRoleSpoilers.
So here's the really fun character art I was lucky enough to do for @CriticalRole for their Zelda one shot. First up is Tota played by the amazing @OmarNajam .#CriticalRoleSpoilers
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Got stopped for a randomly selected security search at the airport . ✨y2k fashion truly is back✨.
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"whatever floats your boat" . buoyancy. buoyancy my dude that's what floats my boat. it's what floats all the boats no I will not hey don't take the mic from me I'm not finished as the best man I get to say whatever I want that phrase makes no sense and clearly buoyancy is let go.
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Interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years?. Me: right here. in this room. right in front of me. *Interviewer takes off holographic mask*. *Interviewer is me from five years in the future*. Interviewer: just like how I remembered.
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dont forget to say goodnight to Stormboy. to clarify, Stormboy is Jupiter. I have little fun nicknames for the planets because I'm trying to decolonize my vocabulary. anyway I got away from my main point: Stormboy is very close to Waterbabe tonight.
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I will not be purchasing verification which means my tweets might not show up in your feed soon so before that happens I just want you to ask yourselves if the wright brothers really invented flight how come no goddamn planes look like their brokeass glider.
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I think the scariest thing about growing up is probably knowing that HALF OF ALL MANNEQUINS IN STORES ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE KIDS LISTEN TO ME WHEN YOU TURN 18 YOU FIND OUT AND THEY TELL YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE BUT DON’T TRUST THE MANNEQUINS KIDS ME OH NO OH GOD THEY FOUND M.
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OH HO HO HO. THIS CAST. THIS TABLE. THIS GM. It's gonna be brutal in all the best ways . Okay okay okay.
⚔️DIMENSION 20: THE RAVENING WAR⚔️. 🎲GM: @matthewmercer. 🥭@sweeetanj as Lady Amangeaux Epicée du Peche.🌶️@quiddie as Karna Solara.🥪Lou Wilson as Thane Delissandro Katzon.🧀@ZacOyama as Colin Provolone.🌱@BrennanLM as Bishop Raphaniel Charlock. FAQ here:
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Quick follow up: while sassy emoji baker is a lot of fun, let’s keep in mind that all the villagers are conformist jerks, especially with the line of “It's a pity and a sin,.She doesn't quite fit in.”. Belle may be a “funny girl” but she’s worth the whole damn bunch put together.
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Me: whiskey, and leave the bottle . Bartender: absolutely not how a bar works.
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This show has been life changing. This story has been soul enriching. The production is awe inspiring and the response has been. oh no, there are no words. I looked through all the words and none of them are good enough to compliment you all. oh no! 🌧️💜. #ACoFaF #FeyAndFlowers.
Want to watch through all of Dimension 20: A Court of Fey & Flowers with all the Adventuring Party episodes in one place? @dropout's got you covered:
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I want it flown by those plane banner thingies (or the ones where they write letters in smoke or whatever) that Emily is the sharpest player I have ever had the honor of being at a table with. Her use of magic, her timing, even just the perfect expressions. masterful . #ACoFaF.
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<translated from French>. Doctor: congratulations, it's a boy. what will you name him?. Parents: lumiere. in case he's turned into candles.
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Yeah so I am floored. This is truly genuinely astonishing . I am beyond honored . As far as I'm concerned the court is yours. #feyandflowers #acofaf.
“I called them Little Rock Friends” :D. I Fell in love with Andhera from the first time I saw them, and being able to bring him to life was a absolute dream come true. Prince Andhera belongs to @OmarNajam and @quiddie .#dimension20 #acourtoffeyandflowers #PrinceAmdhera #cosplay
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It's that time of year again when we make the Best Of lists so here's my Top Five Movies I Watched In 2022. 1/6.
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#ACoFaFSpoilers howwwww are you all so talented and good what is the source of this magic??? I'm crying.
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THREAD: . Game of Thrones characters as High School Musical characters. Cersei Lannister is Sharpay Evans. Ambitious, to a fault, their strategic minds are sharpened weapons that detractors will find themselves falling and failing under. Raise a glass but beware their wrath.
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If you're not hearing it anywhere else: you're doing great . Like it's all very very difficult and terrible really. There's a lot of good stuff! But everything else is on hard mode . So you're doing great . Make sure you drink some water after reading this.
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Charging $8 for a service that was up until now "free" because he bought a company that's hemorrhaging money where'd this guy go to business school, a community theater performance of Urinetown?.
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Ok but genuinely if this thing does go down in the next day or two I just wanna say go easy on yourself. And then easier on yourself. This life stuff is confusing as hell and it takes a lifetime to get any clarity. Anyone who says otherwise is just trying to make a quick buck.
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We, as a society, can remake Armageddon but with all Muppets.
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The way that AI is being marketed to us says way more about the people than the tech itself. I'll see posts like "using AI we finally know what would have happened if Gulliver *didn't* go on his Travels" like ok why am I still filing my own taxes tho.
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Imagine being nominated for a prize in rotten judgment and then last minute Megara shows up.
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arthouse cinema but as clickbait youtube thumbnails . I don't know why I did this
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@TheJediAshCash @yayhamIet You sound amazing! I wish that I had had you as a teacher (not to belittle my teachers, they were extraordinary). Also yayhamlet!.
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About to run my family's first dnd game!!! Don't tell them but it's just the plot of The Rock.
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I've been struggling with cynicism lately. Like, I've really been struggling to *be* cynical. I shared a personal thing on here a few days ago and it's been met with just the most supportive engagement, people adding on and sharing their stories. That speaks so highly of you all.
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This is very dorky but I just want to thank everyone for their reactions and feelings and *ART* in regards to #ACourtOfFeyAndFlowers aka #FeyandFlowers aka #ACoFaF . The genius crew behind the show put in SO MUCH hard work. SO MUCH. And this response is unlike anything . 🌧️💜🌧️.
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An absolute dream come true. Thank you everyone who watched #CriticalRole tonight . For Babs!.And Yolo! Also for Yolo!. #criticalrolespoilers.
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Hopping back on the platform just to say that @eaxford is the coolest goddamn person on the planet.
Fantasy High Junior Year starts in ONE WEEK 📅. To get you ready, we're releasing cast BTS interviews every day leading up to the premiere - starting with none other than Fig Faeth herself, @eaxford 😈🔥🎸. ▶️Watch here:
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This weekend I'm going to make a perfect cup of tea (two bags, steeped for five, poured into a warmed tea cup with cream and sugar) and sit down and reply to fifty million tweets. But I NEED you all to know the way you all are with words and art is just. agh. How??. #ACoFaF.
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Me: so these are bird seeds?. Gardening center person: yep. Me: and if I plant them, trees will grow, and those trees will produce--. Gardening center person: --produce birds in the spring? yep.
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