Olly Bellamy
@OllyBellamy
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The thick-cut 'steak house' ones especially should have the tagline: ''Just like your moma used to burn''. Cheers.
All oven pizzas are shit. All oven chips are shit. Yet somehow every time you go to the supermarket, a new shiny pack gives you the eye like your dream girl and somehow each time you think this time is different. It never is.
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All oven pizzas are shit. All oven chips are shit. Yet somehow every time you go to the supermarket, a new shiny pack gives you the eye like your dream girl and somehow each time you think this time is different. It never is.
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I'm addicted to the phrase 'boomer-slop'. It's the new 'Game's Gone'.
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Slightly shady boomer-slop opinion x slightly naive boomer-slop choice of language x slightly entitled outdated boomer-slop view of the word. You can play one these cards in your formula, but you can't get away with all 3.
Manchester United part-owner has told @EdConwaySky the UK has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, as he warns of the country facing profound political, social and economic challenges. 🔗 https://t.co/bie6uFZ1Tp
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Nottingham Forest have sacked head coach Sean Dyche. He leaves his role at the City Ground after less than four months in charge and the club are looking for their fourth boss of the season.
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He's never made a time prediction on any technology that has come true, let alone be 10 years late. But let's all believe this latest horseshit.
Elon Musk predicts that AI will bypass coding entirely by the end of 2026 - just creates the binary directly AI can create a much more efficient binary than can be done by any compiler So just say, "Create optimized binary for this particular outcome," and you actually bypass
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Maybe as a country we just need a coach, a CEO, a director of sport, a sporting director and a technical director. Ideally all with second rate experience themselves.
Manchester United part-owner has told @EdConwaySky the UK has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, as he warns of the country facing profound political, social and economic challenges. 🔗 https://t.co/bie6uFZ1Tp
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This is why all the claims about the progress A.I will make in the next 5 years are such horseshit. The playbook of those with a vested interested making empty promises is not a new one. In fact, it’s even the same characters.
In 2012, Musk first claimed he would put a man on Mars within about 10 years. Today, after some solid progress, he says the goal is just 20 years away. To those looking to invest into his next big hype, here's 10 years of him promising fully self-driving Teslas by next year:
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We'll start a cadence of sending Dragons to Mars in two years. Will be like a train leaving the station
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Shop the look: Shirt (Zara) £12. Glasses (Vision Express) £60 any 2-4-1 range.
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Jan 3, 2025 - Feb 8, 2026
For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to
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I bought the colonise Mars t-shirt you backtracking fraud.
SpaceX will build a system that allows anyone to travel to Moon. This will so insanely cool 🚀💫🤩
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Big Time Bottler
For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to
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In the next recession, when they announce that 84 jobs are being lost at Popeyes Yeovil, Wingstop Stevenage, and Dave's Hot Chicken Stoke the potteries shopping precinct, maybe the yankee venture capitalists will regret climbing all over each other for glory.
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To be abundantly clear, this guy is not standing up for women or victims rights. He's standing up for his own existence. It's an extremely poor gangland drive-by shooting.
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Can anyone hear you over Hadrian's Wall? Back in your box son.
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The Reform policy platform is entirely comprised of 'back in my day' boomerslop
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense. They're more productive being with other fellow human beings"
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I’m on the 17th iteration of something that still doesn’t work with ChatGPT, and each time it promises me - ‘this is 100% now the correct way of doing it’, with zero self-awareness. It seems to just supercharge the most endearingly retarded of human bullshitting.
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