Oliver Klozov (clothes-off)
@Oliverklozov99
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Retired Marine | Huzz lover | Adultery | BBB
Joined January 2024
Yes Oxford, Ohio is a million times better than Mississippi. You SEC kids got something to say? Let this naysayer know! Midwest runs the country.
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Sorry prof (and fine shyt in front of me) but I've got better things to be doing
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Day 1 of a Bloomington summer wish me luck. Also, what a fucking game
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Are we for real? Shrink this fucking school
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Aephi vs aphi. What's the difference? Just a letter?
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@CharlesRosser69 Been to both, place fucking blows. West coast beat coast you hillbilly fuck.
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@TiptonEdits @On3sports @TransferPortal_ @IUBarstool @ZachOsterman @crimsonquarry @ChronicHoosier @D_Rock_IU @HomegrownHoos @TheMopLady @daily_hoosier @IndianaHQ Awesome. Dude is soft as charmin.
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This video walked so the nobody does it like sig nu kid could run
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@porkybill62 Nice enough of a view to where I just don't really give a fuck. Thank you Pork. Cheers.
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Flops? Check. Bomb went off in the room? You bet. Gorilla finger on 4/20? Thank you very much.
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Sir Oliver needs help here. Shrink? Expand? Lil bit of both????
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"Ya dude, Frost is this sick ass party we throw once a year and we got hockey jerseys for it last year, haha isn't that dope"😎 #shrinkphipsi
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First to guess her favorite color gets a beer
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No headphones on my 15 minute walk from bombing my exam. Fuck me!
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What position does this tool of a fucking boner hold? Taking guesses.
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Finals week has a yn feeling some type of way
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Day 3. Heard there was a baseball game against Purdue and said fuck it. 6-0 bottom 3. Is there anything good going on in West Lafayette?
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Played earring roulette last night. Gave homegirl the earring I thought was hers (hint hint wasn't) Ollie is now in trouble!.
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My liberal school will never listen to you, unfortunately. Shrink IU. #iubb.
St. John's decision to hire Rick Pitino has changed its program, its university, and New York City. I've said it before and I'll say it again:. If you have a chance to make a "can't-miss" hire, make the "can't-miss" hire.
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Little birdie telling me that Brownell is our next coach. Underrated, but phenomenal hire. #iubb
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Miller number a million. Mother Nature should've never given me 70 degree weather.
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Myself and @tyjeromesburner could do this after 10 ipas. #shrinkshedeur.
Elite: Browns star QB Shedeur Sanders did a TOUGH lunge drill up a steep hill already in Cleveland just days after the NFL draft 👀. And people still doubt Shedeur's work ethic.
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Pledge will be picking up my food in approximately 45 mins (eye of the storm) time to get gritty!
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First course down. Eating a $60 meal funded by online blackjack winnings. Shoutout the Jersey Jew that goes to Tulane! #wheremysteakat
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@BoilerMuse He wins. Something 95% of you small minded individuals don't understand in 2024. You aren't winning back to back nattys with a coach that doesn't have any heart.
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I have just awoken from my pregame nap feeling like trey galloway getting ready to talk to a bunch of pi phis and aphis for a couple hours at phi kappa phoam. Blackout Sunday has become better than Thanksgiving and I look forward to building on that legacy. Be safe. Cheers.
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@IUBarstool Hopefully we don't make the tournament so I never have to watch this group of guys together again. Feels like I'm shoving knives into my eyes.
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Ma- How about I give YOU a lesson on how to become poor? 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵
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Haven't been this single (sorta) in a while. List of potential victims:.1. Freshmen.2. Anyone on my quick add.
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Timbs inside in 40 degree weather. Please give me some predictions on this kid before I expose him.
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God. Fucking. Father.
This man coached at Iona for the love of the game. Think about that for a moment.
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@_b0ls0n_ Low enough to still have a good time, appreciate the honesty. Keep grinding brother.
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T-20 mins til my accounting final. Been stressing all day, but just got here and I'm sitting next to an Indian girl. Good looks shorty😘.
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Highly recommend to all struggling to eat their thanksgiving meal due to being #hungsacklavine
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New favorite nba player.
The NBA is fining Minnesota’s Anthony Edwards $50,000 for his “my d--- bigger than yours” comments to the Lakers crowd Saturday night, sources tell ESPN.
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New day, new stack. BirthDAY? Hell nah, BirthWEEK.
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Scott Dolson YOU are an idiot🫵🫵🫵 Can't wait to win 20 games a year, barely make the tournament, then lose first round. Wtf has our program come to???? Embarrassing. #iubb.
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Happy Thursday everyone. Just caught a beautiful buzz from the juul and about to eat breakfast. Feeling optimistic. Feeling blessed. Most importantly, I'm feeling fucking dangerous. A day is about to be had. #giveafuck?.
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@weggie_rayne Joint, hot dog, and a Diet Coke at the turn and you'll have the best second 9 of your life.
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Just you and I today Pete. Showing up to this grad party asking what the fucking course record is
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Coon tune of the day. Time to win a fourth straight day🤷♂️
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@MaddoxxSilas Cream, formal in Toronto this weekend. Got bigger things to worry about but I'll still find my time.
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God forbid a white girl has an orgasm on the beach😂.
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Wtf we doing? Is it a cameraman issue or a UCONN issue?
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Real ball knowers know college ball is infinitely better.
“College sports are better than pro sports” gotta be one of the worst gimmicks ever dude.
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Morning-. Got sent home at 11:00 last night. Didn't understand what the thought process was until I scrolled through my texts this morning. Anxiety has never been higher. I need professional help. Happy Thanksgiving all!.
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Brainstorming retarded things that I can entertain myself with today. Would appreciate some suggestions.
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@cliffordp84 Cliff-. Throw some icy hot on the wound. Drink a couple beers. Say hello to Mrs. Muha. Pain=gone. Best,. Ollie.
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Nothing like uc Irvine vs. north Texas on a Tuesday night @ hinkle. Ball knowledge doesn't come from nowhere
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Wish you guys could see these texts I fired off last night. Initial wake up was scary and had lots of anxiety, but boy this brain has been fucking working for the last hour. I don't regret anything. I'm fucking back.
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@MGRADS You sound like an idiot. He's playing phenomenal minutes off the bench for the third ranked team in the country. College basketball isn't about freshmen being one and dones anymore, it's about winning. He's gonna get a lot more attention from scouts if he's winning than if not.
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Going to the date party with my son tonight and honestly fucking pumped. Hide yo bitches! #LANK.
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Today starts the beginning of my time on the burner verse. Looking forward to really breaking downs the worlds issues. Happy hump day, stay blessed.
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There's no feeling that compares to the hours leading up to blackout Wednesday. The closest feeling is similar to how I felt in 8th grade, waiting to lace up the cleats and throw for 300 yds and 4tds against the rival middle school. Expect similar #'s tn. Will keep you posted.
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Yeah. fuck you all. Have a good weekend all. With love❤️
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Just an absolute heater of a shit. Please pray my formal date does not walk in here for the next 20-25 minutes.
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@stickheadburner Stick,. No pain compares. That good boy looks like he has a lot of great memories that he'll tell his buddies in heaven. Until the next life. Best,. Ollie.
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