Jack of all trades Queen chasing bard King of the road & Aces high Joker, wild card 🃏

Although his wool was a #lambent dark color, the lamb bent to the will of the shepherd. A black sheep mentality hadn’t quite developed in him yet. #vss365

I put her bonnet in the trunk. The expression from under her hood transmitted to me that I was about to get the boot.

Nobody should be sober tonight.

Never lead with a Bower. #Euchre

My apologies for the poor sound quality. I’ve been checking out some movies from the library of some of the productions that I’ve been a part of and playing them on my portable dvd player from the dark ages.

My recent profile pic is from a deleted scene of the movie I,Tonya. They picked the right guy for this role. 🍺

My nearly two year old grandson calls me Gump, which is his enunciation of Gramps. I’m embracing my Gump. 😃

A wise person once said, "tweet that shit and see where it lands."

Consider listening to smart people rather than the opinions of washed-up actors and politicians. Or not, I really don’t care much anymore. #AlmostDead

Just realized that Barn can be easily mistaken for Bam from a distance.

*story’s

O’ pen An ode to thee Open Mind’s eye to see Pensive I’ve thought a lot Deepen The stories plot #WriteMap 416 #pen

It’s auction day at The Barn. 500 pound calves are selling for around $2000 a head.

Dear God, Remember that day I was young and dumb and… anyway Longing for #Love at a kegger party A fickle temptress stole my hearty And that very night I called to thee Please dear Lord Let It Be Now I’m old enough to see Unanswered prayers were best for me #PrayerMap 005

Same if I ever post anything political.

Are you looking at the same moon that I am looking at?

I was written up for being late to work, but “I don’t feel tardy”.

You forgot to give a shit.

When your fun uncle told you to go play in the street, he was being facetious. I don’t think some of you as adults can comprehend this.

H I J K LMNOP