RT @notquitesophie: "is that a magnus archives reference?" i mutter to myself as i walk through london.

RT @notquitesophie: guys there's this old house on this street with a fucking weird tree in the garden, should i go investigate? https://t.….

RT @tbrookerart: It's been 3 years since I finished my very first aerial landscape embroidery! 🥳 I thought I'd post it along with my latest….

RT @allhopeissean: The MagBar Index: Trying to quantify what urban roads are most likely to have their businesses plowed into. https://t.co/….

*this is about white bitches naming their children shit like Addylynn or Braxton or Kailleigh*. if you're a POC I usually just assume I'm in the wrong and ask respectfully.

y'all gotta stop naming your kids like they're the main character in a dystopian novel. I, the barista, do not have the brainpower to try to spell that correctly and there's no way the Chosen One orders an Oatmilk Caramel Macchiato.

RT @upstatefederlst: I recently got a new air conditioner and I cannot tell you how long the guy tried to sell me a smart thermostat. "I l….

RT @mamma__al: hello, police? yes I just witnessed a murder

RT @VeryBadLlama: "you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know tha….

RT @KINGTHEMAIN: IM SCREAMING

was in a car crash during a roadtrip with some buddies, flipped 2.5 times going 50 mph. wasn't wearing a seat belt. (everyone lived). got hit by a car on my bike and my head hit the pavement (no helmet, no concussion? somehow).

RT @transhealthaust: Call someone on social media a paedophile, a groomer of children etc., be prepared to pay up for defamation. Woman or….

RT @TorFinney: It's amazing how quickly English TERFs shut up when they call me a groomer, and accuse me of child abuse, and I respond by f….

RT @connolly_reece: this is where your money is going btw if you're still buying HP merch, seeing that play, going on the studio tour, buyi….

RT @z4ckito13: Congrats! You found me. This will be (hopefully) my only fckng tweet here. 1) No, i was not a minor when i had top surgery i….

RT @ThiaBallerina: The US has given Israel more aid than any other nation since WWII, granting more than $317.9 billion. Israel has housin….