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I’m gonna say it again for those in the back The word “retard” is not meant for people with handicaps. It’s meant for non-handicapped people who are stupid. If you don’t understand this, you’re a retard.

I swear I always find my cat sleeping in very awkward ways… let me give a demonstration… 😻 in this picture below she is hugging her tower with her face in it completely asleep 🐈‍⬛ Like I love her so much

Once your mom and dad pass away, nothing will ever be the same in this life. Absolutely nothing.

You might be old But are you this old?

As a child when you had a cold. Did you ever sleep with Vicks Vapor Rub on your chest, neck, back, feet, or under your nose ? 🤧

🤤 this was beyond yummy 😋 What’s your favorite lunch ???

Be honest You or someone you know owned this

Random afternoon thought…** I think the problem is that nobodys had a 2 AM Walmart trip in over 4 years…

Girlfriend got me these so I don’t become the first gorilla with diabetes. @drinkolipop Best advice to someone trying to give up soda?

I’m shadow banned Do you see this?

I’m sorry but why are we taking taxes out of the pay checks of 15-17 years olds who aren’t allowed to vote? Isn’t that the definition of taxation without representation?

I was taught that it's better to be ten minutes early than one minute late, anyone else think the same as me

I said what I said….

Happy Friday 😻 she really loves that Amazon box more then the new toy that came in it.. 🙃☺️

Age yourself by dropping the name of a pro athlete you were watching when you were 10

Have you ever heard of a song called *Crimson and Clover*?

“And then he kissed her forehead, smacked her ass, called her his good girl, and fed her pizza” - Shakespeare

Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree?? 🌲 Ask in for a friend 🤭

I’m always down for coffee…

Good morning ☀️ Did anybody else own this as a kid … or was that just me??