FYI my plural account is actually @StSlutSedusa! I changed the @ a while ago. I don’t use it much, but I do sometimes.

Indiana Jones would never lose his keys. I just did. Again.

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i saw a snake consume a black dove within a circle of mushrooms and then the snake turned to ash. probably means nothing

saying this with the most neutral tone possible but i think a lot of people are getting sucker punched by how hard maga is attacking renee good’s queerness because they chose not to pay attention to what has been happening to trans people since the first trump administration

dreamt i was hired to write an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode called The Gang Gets Anorexic. a full scene dedicated to frank trying to log “rum ham” in myfitnesspal

They’re going to end up killing more people, this is really bad

This is Indy. He just made history as the first dog to win a major acting award. He won the Astra for Best Performance in a Horror or Thriller after starring in the supernatural horror Good Boy. 14/10 congrats Indy

Big deal I know a lot of autistic dolls

Thanks for 1 Million followers :D shoutout to the fertile meme god @elonmusk for legalizing comedy ❤️ i am white by the way if Comedy is ever repealed, and the muzzle is put on me… remember to follow on other platforms 🐒

trying to use testosterone gel as lube and getting a kind of illness nobody knows how to treat

@JPHilllllll @barbarismcrit Thanks. I’m trying to be nicer 😌

@JPHilllllll @barbarismcrit Yes. Not sure what the panic here is about. My position is clear and restated many times. The journalist was specifically asking about the appropriations bill and I was answering his question re: finances.

This is actually a fascinating play. Its not "ooooh what if spooky Simpsons", its about several generations of a post-apocalpyspe trying to recount the pop culture lost. And how that mutates as people get more and more disconnected from the source material being available.

my body usually lets itself get dragged along no matter how sick i get, but i started feeling ill & it went "guess what, motherfucker?" & made me sleep for 2 days

nothing more insane than seeing american right wingers on this website demand the government kill ice protestors only to turn around & say free iran. bitch you don’t even want to free america, fuck you mean free iran!? you’re demanding the american regime kill your countrymen rn!

Gilgamesh, king of Uruk: honey I’m home from my doomed quest with my friend Enkidu Gilgamesh’s fujoshi wife: how was it👀

His Mother could barely stand tonight at his vigil. He was a girl dad. He was a friend to many. He was a Black Man and an American citizen. ICE killed him on New Year’s Eve in LA. His name was Keith Porter 🕊️

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JD Vance is defending the cop who killed Renee Good more than he ever defended his wife and kids from vile racists on his own side.

In 1910 in London, police beat & sexually assaulted suffragettes on a peaceful demo for SIX HOURS. Civilian men joined in. Cops threw one disabled suffragette out of her wheelchair, to a gang of them. Afterwards, some men posited the women were turned on by this violence.