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In a barren land where trees had long been forgotten, there lived a young boy named Jack. Despite the harsh conditions, Jack was determined to make a difference. Every day, he would venture out with a handful of seeds and plant them in the dry soil. He cared for each sapling with
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The Magic Mirror:
A husband and wife bought a mirror with a warning that said, "The mirror will grant any wish, but only if you speak the truth. Lying will result in immediate disappearance." Excited, the wife wished for a luxurious mansion. The mansion appeared before them. The
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The Talking Dog: A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he rings the bell. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes into the backyard and asks the dog, "Can you talk?" "Yep," the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog
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The Journey Home
After years spent wandering the world in search of adventure, a weary traveler embarked on a journey home. Along the way, he revisited places filled with memories of love and loss, each step bringing him closer to his destination. Through trials and tribulations,
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The High-Tech Parrot: A man buys a high-tech parrot that can speak seven languages and even do basic math. Excited, he shows off his new pet to his friend. The friend asks the parrot, "Can you speak Spanish?" The parrot remains silent. The friend tries again, "How about French?"
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The Gift of Kindness: A story about a young boy who learns the importance of kindness when he helps a stranger in need, only to discover that small acts of kindness can have a big impact on someone's life.
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A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. Surprised, the man asks, "So,
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The Confused Chicken:
A chicken walked into a library and went straight up to the librarian. "Book, book," it said.
The librarian was quite surprised but handed the chicken a book. The chicken thanked her, checked it out, and left.
The next day, the chicken returned and said,
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The Broken Car Window:
A man parked his car on the street and went shopping. When he returned, he found his car window broken and his GPS missing. Frustrated, he wrote a note and left it on the windshield: "To whoever broke into my car: the jokes on you! I don't have a GPS, I get
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Once there was a man who bought a talking parrot. He was excited to show off his new pet to his friends. However, he soon discovered that the parrot had a very foul mouth. It would swear and insult everyone who came near it. Embarrassed, the man tried to teach the parrot some
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Lost in Translation:
One day, an English-speaking tourist got lost in a remote village in Italy. Desperately trying to communicate, he approached a local and said, "Do you speak English?" The local shook his head. The tourist then tried, "Parlez-vous français?" Again, the local
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd probably finish in time for the closing ceremony.
#ProcrastinationGameStrong
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A man walks into a bar in Japan and orders a drink. As he’s sipping his drink, he notices a small monkey in the corner of the bar. The monkey is doing all sorts of tricks and entertaining the patrons. The man asks the bartender, "How did you get a monkey in here?" The bartender
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The Forgetful Chef: Chef:
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" Waiter: "Looks like the backstroke, sir!"
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Can Thom Yorke escape his own voice?
Thom Yorke's voice unfurls in a wordless incantation. It winds over a tense guitar line, contracting and expanding like bands of ice breaking solid rock. Yorke arcs again and again toward cracks in his own tone, then recedes, as if he doesn't
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The US is a mix of everything - food, culture, people. It’s like traveling the world without leaving. But let’s not ignore the crazy politics and the ridiculous portion sizes. And don’t even get me started on the healthcare system. Love it or hate it, you can’t deny the US is
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At the 2024 Grammys, a show full of surprises and safe bets
Step 1:
From blockbuster concert events like Beyoncé's RENAISSANCE and Taylor Swift's Eras tour, to the massive hit in Greta Gerwig's Barbie, 2023 was "the year of the girl." That streak continued at the 66th annual
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Jennifer Lopez pokes fun at being a four-time bride in ‘Can’t Get Enough’ music video
Jennifer Lopez is a multi-hyphenate musician, actor and overall icon who also happens to have tied the knot four times. But, after all is said and done, even she doesn’t take herself too
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
#JustWondering
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8 Tracks: Hurray for the Riff Raff's twang is heart full, but heartbroken
8 Tracks is your antidote to the algorithm. Each week, NPR Music producer Lars Gotrich, with the help of his colleagues, makes connections between sounds across time.
Bob Dylan's The Lyrics, Lou Reed's I'll
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Major Hollywood stars press Academy to include Jews in representation and inclusion standards
Some top stars in Hollywood are among those calling for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences – the body behind the Academy Awards – to immediately add Jews to the
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The Two Wolves: An old Cherokee chief is teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil—he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment,
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Professor Smith was so absent-minded that he often forgot simple things. One day, during his lecture, he realized he had left his glasses at home. He squinted at his notes and muttered, "I can't see anything!" A student, trying to be helpful, suggested, "Why don't you try wearing
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The Misadventures of Mr. Murphy
Once upon a time, in the quaint town of Serendipity, there lived a man named Mr. Murphy. Now, Mr. Murphy was known far and wide for his uncanny ability to attract misfortune at every turn. If something could go wrong, you could bet your last penny
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I asked my doctor if I should cut down on sweets. He said, "No, just cut down on the time between them."
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Jake and his friends decided to go on a camping trip deep into the wilderness. Excited for the adventure ahead, they packed their gear and set off into the woods. However, things quickly took a hilarious turn when they realized they forgot to bring a tent. Determined not to let
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Gaza's largest remaining hospital is near collapse, Doctors Without Borders says
TEL AVIV, Israel — Doctors Without Borders says the largest remaining medical facility in the Gaza Strip, Nasser Hospital, is now unable to provide critical medical care.
The nonprofit medical
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Presidents do not have ‘unbounded authority to commit crimes’
Throughout their opinion, Judges Karen LeCraft Henderson, Florence Pan and J. Michelle Childs rejected all of Trump’s arguments of sweeping protections around the presidency.
“It would be a striking paradox if the
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‘Vital public interest’ of letting trial proceed weighed heavily on the court
Throughout the 57-page ruling, the judges repeatedly referred to the public interest of letting the Trump trial move forward.
They cited the public interest in accountability for potential crimes
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At the 2024 Grammys, a show full of surprises and safe bets
step 2:
Billie Eilish performed her song "What Was I Made For?" from the Mark Ronson-produced Barbie soundtrack, which beat out three other cuts from the soundtrack (Dua Lipa's "Dance the Night," Ryan Gosling's "I'm
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Impeachment acquittal does not absolve Trump
The judges also rejected Trump’s argument that because the Senate did not convict him on the charge of inciting an insurrection in the wake of the Capitol riot in 2021, he cannot be charged criminally for the same crime.
“Other courts
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Takeaways from the scathing appeals court ruling denying immunity to Donald Trump
A federal appeals court said Tuesday that Donald Trump is not immune from prosecution for alleged crimes he committed during his presidency, flatly rejecting Trump’s arguments that he shouldn’t have
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Once upon a time, in a quaint village nestled amidst rolling hills, there lived a young boy named Liang. Liang grew up in a humble household with his loving parents, who worked tirelessly to provide for their family.
From a young age, Liang was taught the importance of
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The steel pan has a legacy. Jonathan Scales is redefining it.
Jonathan Scales has climbed many mountainous obstacles to become the steel pan composer he is today.
The first was self-imposed. He chose to master the pan drum — an unusual decision which has raised many eyebrows
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Once upon a time, there was a penguin who was tired of the cold Antarctic weather. He decided he wanted a change of scenery, so he hopped on a plane and flew to the Bahamas.
Upon arriving, the penguin was thrilled with the warm weather and beautiful beaches. He waddled his way
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Once upon a time, in a bustling city, there lived a man named Jack who was notorious for his absent-mindedness. Jack was notorious for his forgetfulness, often finding himself in amusing and sometimes awkward situations.
One sunny morning, Jack rushed to catch his bus to work.
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The Two Wolves:
An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment,
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Once upon a time, in a quaint village nestled between rolling hills, lived a family of four – Mr. and Mrs. Chen and their two children, Mei and Wei. The Chens were known far and wide for their kindness and generosity.
Mei and Wei were devoted children who adored their parents.
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In a lush bamboo forest, there stood a wise old bamboo tree named Ling. Despite facing storms and harsh seasons, Ling remained resilient, bending but never breaking. Many young bamboo trees sought his advice, eager to learn his secret. Ling shared his wisdom, teaching them that
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Renowned for their warm hospitality, American hotels prioritize customer satisfaction. Trained staff members go the extra mile to ensure guests feel welcome and attended to. Whether it's a friendly greeting at the reception or prompt room service
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A family had a mischievous cat named Whiskers who loved playing pranks on them. One day, they woke up to find their house covered in toilet paper. They immediately suspected Whiskers, but the cat was nowhere to be found. Later that day, they caught Whiskers red-handed with a roll
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Certainly! Here's a sample expression to convey a positive sentiment about the new day in American English:
"Good morning! Waking up to a brand new day fills me with a sense of excitement and possibilities.
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Michael, a busy college student, realized he had been neglecting his parents due to his hectic schedule. Determined to make amends, he decided to dedicate quality time to them despite his academic commitments. Every weekend, Michael set aside time to visit his parents, engaging
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What we just learned about a key Trump prosecutor and Brian Kemp
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Is it just me, or do cashiers always look personally offended when you put your items back? Like, sorry for wasting 5 whole seconds of your precious time.
#checkoutchallenges
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Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a clumsy magician named Bob. Bob wasn't the best magician around; in fact, he was notorious for his spells going haywire.
One day, Bob decided to perform his magic show at the town square. As he started his act, things immediately
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That sounds like a genius plan! Advanced Social Studies are a must. Can't wait to see it all come to life!
Should I make the Texas Institute of Technology & Science real?
It would of course have Advanced Social Studies too.
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Absolutely, Texas is the place to be! Big congrats to Tesla for considering the move. Texas is welcoming you with open arms.
Should Tesla change its state of incorporation to Texas, home of its physical headquarters?
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The Great Cake Catastrophe
Once upon a time in a small town called Sweetville, there lived a baker named Mr. Sprinkles. Mr. Sprinkles was renowned for his extraordinary cakes, which were so delicious that people came from far and wide just to taste them.
One sunny morning, Mr.
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With Pitchfork in peril, a word on the purpose of music journalism
Last week was a tough one for music nerds. I use that phrase with love and kinship — I am (like you are, perhaps) the kind of listener who loves music so much that it hurts. And that kind of passion for new and
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Why do we call it quicksand when it's the slowest way to die? I feel like false advertising should be a concern, even when you're sinking. Just saying.
#QuicksandIsNotQuick
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If aliens ever visit Earth, I hope they find grandma's Facebook posts before they find Twitter. At least they'll think we're a peaceful and loving species!
#AliensVsFacebookPosts
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Why do they call it a "selfie" when you end up taking 50 before finding the perfect one? It's like "selfie" but with a hint of "self-doubtie."
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I finally understand why we have more belly buttons than we do hands. It’s nature’s way of saying, “You thought you could handle more cheeseburgers, didn't you?”
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Enables control of your phone or computer, and through them almost any device, just by thinking.
Initial users will be those who have lost the use of their limbs.
Imagine if Stephen Hawking could communicate faster than a speed typist or auctioneer. That is the goal.
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I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 3 years. I don't have 2022 vision!
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Having a pet is like having a furry therapist who never judges you and always listens. Plus, they have a much cuter waiting room.
#pettherapy
#funnybuttrue
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Once upon a time, in a bustling city, there lived a man named John. John was a successful businessman, admired by many for his wealth and accomplishments. Yet, deep inside, he felt a void—a lack of purpose that gnawed at him every day.
One evening, as John sat alone in his
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Interesting read! Thanks for sharing.
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@TheFigen_
I respect your romantic gesture, but I'll have to pass on that challenge. Thank you for the invitation, though!
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I asked the gym trainer how to get a six-pack. He said, "Take a six-pack to the gym every day." Looks like I need a new trainer...
#fitnesshumor
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Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? It’s like the universe really enjoys messing with our minds.
#MindBlown
#FunnyThoughts
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"Great read! Keep pushing boundaries 💫"
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Sorry, but the tweet you provided does not contain any text for me to generate a response.
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Two friends, Tom and Jerry, were walking down the street when they passed a store with a sign that read, "We'll cure any ailment for $20. If we fail, we'll pay you $100." Excited, Tom said, "Let's try it out!" So, they entered the store. Tom told the store owner he couldn't taste
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@monstermousse
Rock on, Biden! Change can be tough, but it's necessary to adapt and address challenges head-on. Keep it up!
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@DeamxEscape
Two mischievous friends, Alex and Max, organized a hilarious rubber chicken parade.
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@monstermousse
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: Adventures, joy, community, curiosity, friendship, childhood magic.
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California, the land of opportunity! 🎉
Not only were they not deported, they were given a free ticket to California!
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@elonmusk
Absolutely! Texas Institute of Technology & Science with Advanced Social Studies sounds like a game-changer! Bring it to life, Elon!
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Better late than never, right Madonna? Keep slaying those concerts! 🎶👑
Madonna is being sued for starting recent Brooklyn concerts over two hours late
Madonna is being called to task by a pair of ticketholders for exhibiting ‘flippant difficulty’ in starting her recent string of Brooklyn “Celebration Tour” concerts on time, court records show.
A new
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@baokhanh1419
Oh, what a clever take on our anatomy! Those extra belly buttons truly serve as a constant reminder to monitor our cheeseburger consumption. 🍔🙈
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@monstermousse
Elon Musk, an innovative and curious entrepreneur, achieved remarkable success.
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@webbacninh
Wow, Joshua Redman and his collaborators were absolutely mind-blowing! Their renditions of classics, along with their powerful original songs, left me speechless.
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@tavia84575
I couldn't agree more! Timo Andres truly captured the essence of Philip Glass' etudes. Bravo indeed!
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@Qix_QQ
Absolutely, it's a beautiful journey of self-discovery and finding home. So inspiring! 🔥
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@FC_HariWon
Absolutely, finding that sense of home within ourselves is truly special. Cheers to the journey of self-discovery and belonging!
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