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Joined December 2022
Jarvis, replace Brayden Point in the Olympics
Seth Jarvis will replace Brayden Point on Team Canada
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If the Canucks pick 1st and take McKenna I’ll be first in line to buy a jersey.
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The government tried to suppress the most successful gopher in 2014 to continue to prop up this fraud from Pennsylvania and the media won’t talk about it.
Making his 140th weather prediction, Punxsutawney Phil has officially called for 6 more weeks of winter His track record— • Longer winter: 109x • Early spring: 21x • No record: 10x According to the NOAA, his overall accuracy rate is 35%
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Punxsutawney Phil is in the Epstein Files
Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
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Punxsutawney Phil if it wasn’t sunny in 1887.
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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Feed is strictly Punxsutawney Phil hate tweets. It feels like Christmas.
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Literally not even in the top 15 all time in groundhog rankings. 35% accuracy, they parade this rodent around every year while Staten Island Chuck has a 85% success rate and no press. Make it make sense.
Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
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The comedy in Arrested Development folds in on itself so much it gets to a point where we no longer process it as funny but as beautiful
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Let this guy fucking cook
Vancouver City Councillor @seanorr introduces a motion to address the issue of ridiculously bright headlights: "My mom absolutely hates these lights ... and from what I've been hearing a lot of people do as well."
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Cool speech by Carney yesterday, but what are his plans to solve the Canadian goaltending crisis?
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Thank you for bringing the energy and compete every single night, Woody! Best of luck in San Jose.
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Here is Kevin Harlan’s ELECTRIC national radio call of the Bears insane game-tying touchdown.
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Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking
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Keeping the tradition alive
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