Poopin at da bar 🕺🏿🕺🏿.

Is putting the beers I don’t finish on public transit beside a dude overdosing on fentanyl considered a tax write-off?.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @RobbieMcdavid: My company fucks me and my buddy over I’ll fuck them right back.

LONG LIVE COWWWWWGIRRRRRLS

Ace here. Hey it’s Ace. I’m hearing through the grapevine that there may be a new addition to @RobbieMcdavid’s top 10. That new addition you ask? 70 Mile House. Stay tuned, folks… I’ll keep you posted. #insiderrrr #offseasonmovement #fortstjohn. -Ace.

RT @RobbieMcdavid: @DikeHuntII coming in to close out Robbie’s shift like

#grrrmondays.

Crush just got engaged. Don’t text.

RT @BrickMontey: There should be 26 hours in a day so when I say I could do this twenty four seven instead I could I say man I love this I….

#drunk.

RT @PardonMyTake:

Death, taxes, and hiding in the shitter whenever my annoying coworker starts yapping.

RT @Bat_Fitch29: You have to be chopped and cooked before you can be served and ate. #inspirational #whiteboythings #LANK.

Doing the biker wave to anybody I see on the road that looks super fucking gay.

RT @PresidenteX7: Nothing better than all this fine shit walking around and me saying nothing. 1 more fireball and it game over for the 5s.….

Imma get on all fours and bark tonight.

Not illegal to walk into a random hotel and eat continental breakfast.

RT @PresidenteX7: I think at Robbie Mcdavid is a fucking retard. Don’t get me wrong I’m fucking stupid but I think this guy is way above me….

Wings with some lads then softball tonight

Crickets after hitting my 35 year old coworkers with a sick 6-7 one liner. God I miss McRib.