The Great Lassalle🚩
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Polish Socialist | 🇨🇳 🇻🇳 🇰🇵 🇨🇺 🇱🇦 | Labor is the source of all wealth and it's entitled to all it creates | Democracy and human rights enthusiast
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"You should read the Critique of the Gotha Programm-"
No.
"Wait the book is really good and-"
Nope.
"So are you really not going t-"
Nuh uh.
"You are just afraid to deb-"
I am not reading it.
Marx was a racist man and I am not going to enable a racist's utopian ideology.
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The Great Lassalle agrees!
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Omega Marx: HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!
The 7 Human Lassalleans:
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Absolutely LOVE this guy. 🥰
I just wish he changed his profile picture to something that better represents our cause. I, the Great Lassalle, hereby you a noble suggestion. 😉
Hakim es un youtuber marxistas-leninista iraquí, siendo normalmente su contenido desmontando mitos anticomunistas o hablando sobre la izquierda en general. Ha mostrado simpatía a Saddam Hussein, Gaddafi, Hoxha, Tito y se debate si es racista con los kurdos.
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At the beach - Where the socialist commodites at?
Lil Ferdinand want boing boing!
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*Me giving Stalin backsh💔ts*
Stalin: Ngh.. w-wait.. not in front of the Bolsheviks, they'll think i'm a lassallean-!
Me: "Shhh, its okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."
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Oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character in my timeline…
Every fascist ought to be treated like Mussolini was on the 28th of April 1945. It was the best day of Italian history. The rope will spare no fascist come the day of revolution.
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Gentlemen, here's the deal: I want this guy hung by jumper cables.
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"Labor is not the source of all wealth."
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Comrade Xi after ignoring all of Das Krapital and finally reading the Selected Works of Ferdinand Lassalle ☺:
Young Xi devoured as many books as he could.
In particular, he read Das Kapital three times; his reflections on the seminal work filled 18 notebooks.
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This is one of my personal favorite accounts in this app, SDL, if you're reading this I'd like to let you know that I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass for you. 🫀
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This could have saved socialism...
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Masterful post as always. My dear pupil.
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GENTLEMEN, IT'S THE BIRTHDAY OF THE GREAT LASSALLE!
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Huge yaoi potential.
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You know who else made trains run on time?
TFW you realize China will overtake us and run the world in this century but like Chinese people have trains that run on time and a rising life expectancy and are more content than us without political rights so whose to say its bad
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This is unironically the end goal of every single marxist
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"Lassalle why do you like all your tweets?"
Gentlemen, if I hadn't liked my tweet why would I have tweeted it?
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Just a small correction here. ☺️
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Who's the good Lassallean? Who's the good Lassallean? It's you! It's you! ^w^
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Reminder that Marx was literally going fucking INSANE. Look at this manuscript of the German Ideology. I wouldn't trust that drunktard to tell me the color of the sky let alone follow his foolish doctrine.
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This is what I felt like watching the Eastern Front.
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The dog is crying because he knows he will lose.
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Just finished reading this Critique of Gotha Programme thing, and guys, I think I'm a marxist now...
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There's no such thing as socialist commodity production.
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Let's make something here very clear.
Low Stage Lassallism = The Bourgeoisie hasn't been liquidated yet. (🇧🇻🇩🇰🇸🇪🇫🇮🇮🇸🇨🇭)
Medium Stage Lassallism = The Bourgeoisie exists, but it's perpetually withering. (🇨🇳🇻🇳🇨🇺🇱🇦)
High Stage Lassallism = The Bourgeoisie doesn't exist. (🇰🇵)
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Would you trust the Great Lassalle based on his characteristics?
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Engels took 200 benadryls
the deeper you get into communism the worse the web design becomes
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It is very fitting that the utopian drunkard racist would cultivate this type of person as a follower.
i might not have a house, family or even a table to sit at anymore. but atleast i got the graves to comfort me
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When I hear socialists talking about using political violence and making a revolution in already democratic countries instead of voting
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DSA-kun y-you're m-making me b-blush....
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Haha good one gentleman! If we both work together, you can own the neoliberals, and I can own the commies.
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imagine if instead of karl marx he was called karl farts and he sucked toes and was freaky with it
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Every time someone follows me, I moan their name a little in the name of socialism.
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🚨 IT IS TIME, DECIDE NOW! WHO IS THE BEST LASSALLEAN?
🚨THIRD ROUND, VOTE ON WHO'S THE BEST LASSALLEAN AND MY GREATEST ADMIRER!
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"Should Lassalleans support marxist revolutions?"
Lots of self proclaimed marxist revolutions have gotten us some of the best Lassallean paradises we've ever seen, so we should support them as insofar we have the opportunity to strangle its marxist principles and turn them right
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April fools! I ain't no lame ass marxoid utopian, we are motherfucking lasselleans on this bitch, we fight for the REAL MOVEMENT that greatly improves the current state of things.
And there's NO WAY I'm reading The Shitritique of The Gotha Programme!
There's no such thing as socialist commodity production.
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Gentlemen. We. Have. A. Winner.
🚨 IT IS TIME, DECIDE NOW! WHO IS THE BEST LASSALLEAN?
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YES! YES! YES! GREATLY SAID MY FRIEND GREATLY SAID
Is every religious person on the planet a fascist because they don’t want to “abolish” religion? Is every revolutionary from oppressed nations a fascist because they don’t want to “abolish” their own identity? You have no idea what you’re talking about
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I won, I win, and I will keep winning until the end of times. Lassallism is a merciless and unbeatable force in the ongoing saga of history's relentless march.
Communists, lay down your weapons; you are strong. But I am beyond strength.
This is going to piss off a lot of orthodox Marxists, but Stalin was right IMO.
Socialists must work with the material conditions of a society, and if monarchy is so firmly entrenched (like in Malaysia for instance), we can't simply upend it without severe reactionary backlash.
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>Be Lenin
>Political slogan is bread, land and PEACE
>Create an economic policy called WAR communism
?????????
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One of us! One of us! One of us!
Comradely greetings from the DPRK embassy in Stockholm!
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Lenin ordered the construction of a monument in my image. It almost makes me shed a tear, imagining a world where he didn't lobotomize himself by reading Marx.
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Am I really competing with this SLOP of an account?
Gentlemen. I might aswell use ChatGPT to make all my tweets if this is my competition.
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Posting yet again a scientific breakdown of this poor excuse of a text.
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Deng, Stalin and Mao, gentlemen I don't mean to alarm you guys but there's one fraud next to you all.
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AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH?
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The universe if this was true:
@DroidLiberator
@johnoconnell836
Lenin was basically just Lassalle and Blanqui smashed together, with a fake coat of Marx paint to gain legitimacy.
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I'm not a feudalist, I'm not! I advocate for socialism with monarchic characteristics.
@fal_v26
@aquaimperium8
This is in the Critique of the Gotha Programme, written in 1875. He very clearly defends that the bourgeoisie is revolutionary in relation to feudalism, and even accuses Lassalle of purposefully misinterpreting the Manifesto to ally with feudal opponents of the bourgeoisie.
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To all the countries in white:
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I feel bad for this Trotsky guy
Too marxoid for Lassalle town and too lassallean for Marx town, forever stuck in a limbo of mediocrity
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YESSS YESSS RISE AND SHINE RISE AND SHINE MY FOLLOWERS
This person has never heard of socialist decolonial struggles and left-wing nationalism
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