@TheSGTJoker
Right? My wife is so wonderful...with the lawn maintenance people, the house cleaners, our meals delivered in ready to eat packaging, laundry picked up and delivered folded...stop
@mk_indy
My Congressman has shared in emails that the ones loudest on camera are quiet behind closed doors
They're literal chaos agents or stress relief fluffers
@mulletman69000
Umm...you now have 3 states legislating to marry 12 yr olds, Cletus
All driven by Republicans
I bet you tell ppl you're a well-informed person, right?
@KristiNoem
Right now, to a large extent you're rightfully hated by everyone for shooting a puppy in the face while it looked at you
Also by families across the world for giving blow jobs to men that aren't your husband but are someone else's husband but then going home and laughing about it
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Joey realizing that some people maintain their dignity and don't sell themselves as a man to worship another man
I'll always be able to say I never compromised being a man
No MAGA men will ever be able to say that again
Piece of shit "doctor" can't prove anything but R's will say it all day long bc they got their asses kicked at SOTU
You can give shit to make someone more alert but there is no molecule on the planet that can make you have the recall or capability that Biden did or has had
“What do you mean when you say he was jacked up?” Republican Rep. Greg Murphy, who is a practicing surgeon, claims President Biden was under the influence of some kind of performance enhancer during his State of the Union address…and Murphy has “evidence”. (Video: Fox Business)
@SageListener
@stkirsch
Yet as a physician you fail to surmise a single aortic aneurysm to Covid itself🤣
If you'd like to sue your alma mater for allowing you to graduate I will happily testify on your behalf
@dom_lucre
You're a chronic liar and that's well documented
See? This won't be Community Noted bc it's true
You're widely known as a joke to be made fun of
Let's make it uncomfortable:
What did Melania do that made her a great First Lady?
What should Michael Byrd have done as Ashley Babbit was breaking through the window of a locked door in a closed to the public building?
If you want answers like me, rt it so MAGA sees it
@RepLuna
Why won't Steven Miller answer this?
Did he drop an abortion pill in his mistress's wine glass to cause her to miscarry?
Why won't he answer? What's he hiding? 🤣😂🤣😂
Weaponization of DOJ: Cohen went to get ankle monitor, had to sign doc that took away 1A rights at SDNY
Bc he questioned it, Barr had him re-arrested & put in solitary confinement
Not a single MAGA saying a word abt it knowing it was a setup by Barr - why?
On cross today in court
@mk_indy
There are companies on LinkedIn right now advertising that if their current truck company won't deliver to NY, this company will pick up the route for them.
NYC will be fine and hopefully those truckers and companies will lose those routes and customers
@daveryder
It's an epiphany that Cohen didn't say nice things about Trump?
This is how you know Trump isn't taking the stand - he'd be demolished with his tweets
@SarcasmicCD
@HorrorShowLady
@SMCADMAN
You overuse that word
You don't know what it means
I'm making fun of you and it's literally over your head, however small a head can be that balances on that pencil-neck of yours
@JDunlap1974
What she did was endure lies from a disbarred co-conspirator facing multiple federal charges for lying that put her life in danger
If you need further assistance, I'm right here
Have your binky ready
@catturd2
Remember when Herschel showed his badge
You're not allowed to have items for show
Learn the rules
The badge really helped though
He's doing great now
@smalls2672
@Travis_in_Flint
So fucking accurate
That's why he'll pretend not to see your response, but we all know he did
Good thing "pussy" is a disposition MAGA is familiar with
Republicans in both New Hampshire & Missouri are fighting for legislation to marry little girls
They've obviously finally become comfortable with this like being openly racist & and bigoted over the past couple of years
"Ripe & fertile" little girls
They're not hiding themselves
@Riley_Gaines_
@SarahHuckabee
$19K for a lectern?
She knew about Trump's affairs and lied to hide them
You're not good at picking role models or fashion icons
@charliekirk11
I think the Right is flooding Twitter w/pics/video trying to make the Bronx look like a big success bc they know it wasn't
It looked like maybe 10% of the people there were from the Bronx
In typical fashion, people began leaving when they realized they heard that speech before
@Chicago1Ray
For what?
No one can answer: What should Michael Byrd should have done as she was climbing through the broken window of a locked door of a closed to the public building after repeatedly being told by an officer to stop?
No one
State Rep. Jess Edwards (R-NH)
“If we Continually Restrict the Freedom of Marriage as a Legitimate Social Option – When We do this to People – Who are of – Ripe – Fertile Age – and – may have Pregnancy and a Baby Involved?”
Wrong!
Using the Words – “Ripe” – and – “Fertile” –
This is the crazy true story of how a Trump-appointed election denier went on to start a dating app and is now leading a Christian nationalist project to alter American governance as we know it. This story only gets crazier as it goes on, so strap in.
1/18
@roeyhadar
Sometimes I get confused...this is for smaller Government, correct? Less intrusive? Leave the people alone Government? Let me live my life Government?
@abreezeclayton
If someone who requires a mask is denied the ability to wear one & that person becomes ill, requires hospitalization, or dies, the State has already factored in that they are at fault if a physician has stated that the patient was in need of wearing a mask out in public, correct?
Only saying this bc this is the typical timeline: w/in 2 yrs he'll have a drinking/gambling/drug problem with repeated infidelity
You wouldn't bet against it
Every single case this big has someone who has flipped which means they've previously lied
Cohen is hardly a big deal, that's why ppl plead out like the fucking Kraken's
Are they suddenly liars? Yep, but MAGA still believes them
Watters will pop your tires to molest you
Alvin Bragg’s whole case rests on a convicted lying rat and a porn star ghostbuster, who both will do anything for money. This is a ‘he said, she said’ without a crime. And today, Michael Cohen blew the prosecution’s case wide open.
@shelly2161
@abreezeclayton
Well, don't forget that Tricia Cotham was recruited prior to the last election, continued to run as a Democrat, then defected after stealing and lying to her constituency because she's a woman of God
Republicans in both New Hampshire & Missouri are fighting for legislation to marry little girls
They've obviously finally become comfortable with this like being openly racist & and bigoted over the past couple of years
"Ripe & fertile" little girls
They're not hiding themselves
@Travis_4_Trump
Your refusal to pay child support is just one of the things that makes you unqualified but here's that part that I love...MAGA doesn't unqualify you for that
They love that
@sunsungirly
He got scared like MAGA are prone to
Ran away when he realized he actually wasn't that tough as MAGA are prone to
Now he's thinking about how he can make himself the victim as MAGA are prone to
Other MAGA are rallying around him because he's racist as MAGA are prone to
@JustinParmenter
It's comical that she thinks she has a right to not discuss her past statements
She doesn't - she doesn't understand if she makes a public statement about a public figure, she is beholden to the public until we're satisfied
It's just that simple
@GovKristiNoem
Your entire Party has been in NY hoping you'll show up to one of their hotel rooms for the past two weeks wasting tax payer money
Just stop
@SandmanMGTOW
This guy sometimes shows up on my Instagram feed
It's almost uncomfortable to watch, but he's not wrong with the calls he gets and they're all like this
Problem is they're holding out for a 6' tall man earning 200k at least
He's like why would that A player pick you?
"I'm nice"
This is really embarrassing for Donald Trump.
From New York’s ABC7 report about the Trump rally last night: “Donald Trump came to the south Bronx today to speak to some supporters and to a fair amount of empty space in Crotona Park.”
@RyanAFournier
Yeah, you're not an attorney
You beat women, remember
One of the many proud vocations in MAGA
It's not one related to being a lawyer as much as it requires a lawyer - get it?
@ChrisPike29
@SteveLovesAmmo
Look at this guy
I give him a command to share another "triggered" GIF and he does it over and over bc he can't tell me how I'm triggered and bc he's MAGA, he doesn't know how to refuse a command when given one
These ppl are nuts
I heard there's 80 Billion people at the Trump rally today - from Trump followers
And, no, Earth's population does not matter, just stop with that shit
@colcrack9
@SirBylHolte
They used to say "fuck them" until 1 tiny thing didn't go their way
Then they cried and needed to be held
I'm not holding them, they need to learn coping strategies, not lies to make them feel better