i’d treat the gorilla like a dude who cut me off in traffic and try to make him explode with my mind

Hey guys they let me be team lead in an event… TUNE IN TO SEE THE MADNESS! Donate: https://t.co/WAo1FdrUY4 Powered by @Winterustserver & @SpoonkidRust @RustopiaServers @jinglejam @BeccaSomething

“How delightful, an unopened chest that surely holds some priceless treasure.” The treacherous mimic:

this is fire

This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…

I didn’t post this yesterday, but I finally qualified for an RC! Big thanks to @Stanley_2099 for the FIRE 🔥🔥 list and guide, if you haven’t yet, definitely check it out!! Who am I seeing in DC?

I bring a sort of Lee Harvey Oswald energy to the party that the hoes do not like

How does this 2016 clip look better than current Rust? I swear even recording at 80k bitrate and bunch of post editing color filtering, I can't make it look this good:

i fuckin love snapcaster mage

I got zooted the other day and told my friend “this sprite is my anchor to reality right now”

Thinking about going back to my shitposting era

Update since I forgot to last night: died to domain and since we only had 8 players (single elim) I was out :(

Standard RCQ today, I have zero reps of this format, but I’ve already won my first round, feeling good 🤩

I’m losing my mind watching this dude

Magic players: Pioneer is stale and boring, I hate this format! Also Magic players: This new Discover mechanic is too good! We need to ban all these Ixalan cards! Me to goth girls:

The first thing I did when I woke up for work this morning was text my boss and ask if he’s ever seen the movie Nacho Libre

This looks too good to be true! Can someone confirm that this works exactly like I think it does???

LGSs shouldn’t be clubhouses. They shouldn’t be some guys dream to sit around and have a place to play with only his friends. They should be professional. They should be inclusive. They should be accessible. They should be safe. They should be clean. This is our goal.