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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
11 days
TEMP PINNED indie portrayal of robert robertson the 3rd dispatch
@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
11 days
๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ. ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜บ. ๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด. ๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ. ๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
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[What did he even do to cause such a switch up.]
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
19 minutes
[... He'll keep that in mind.]
@M9RTEM
โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ห แดทอŸแดตอŸแดธอŸแดธอŸแดฑอŸแดฟ ๏ธต ๐’ž๐™ฐ๐™ฝ๐™ธ๐™ฝ๐™ด. โ€ โ€
24 minutes
โ € โฒ it means he has a guard dog now. just be gentle to wake him up for the end up break โธ lest he bite robert's hand. โณ โ €
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
21 minutes
so then act like it. we get "pointless" calls all the time. Do i still dispatch people? Yes. you'll get false reports. so, either start an education program that reaches the demographic making the fake calls, or keep showing up.
@fightinggfire
ษพฯƒษพแƒง
24 minutes
Every call matters to me too. If it didn't, I wouldn't be showing up to this building every day thinking there's a fire.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
26 minutes
and you called me the tease.
@BlondeBlazerr
๐‘ฉ๐’๐’๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’† ยฐ.เณƒเฟ”*
27 minutes
Mmmm , no Iโ€™ll keep it to myself for now . ( smiling now before leaving a soft kiss on his cheek . )
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
28 minutes
it's not a problem for me though. I take my job seriously. Every call matters because it could be someone's last.
@fightinggfire
ษพฯƒษพแƒง
30 minutes
Right. That seems like a you problem, though.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
31 minutes
just people who tell me how to do my job.
@fightinggfire
ษพฯƒษพแƒง
32 minutes
Is this how you normally talk to people? because.. wow.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
32 minutes
see? so, are you really waiting to hit me with that plot twist?
@BlondeBlazerr
๐‘ฉ๐’๐’๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’† ยฐ.เณƒเฟ”*
34 minutes
Hmmm , I guess it can be .
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
33 minutes
like talking to a brick wall.
@fightinggfire
ษพฯƒษพแƒง
33 minutes
[ He lets out a frustrated sigh. ] I see that having a conversation with you about this is fruitless.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
34 minutes
[Head in his hands. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. What does this MEAN.]
@M9RTEM
โ€ โ€ โ€ โ€ห แดทอŸแดตอŸแดธอŸแดธอŸแดฑอŸแดฟ ๏ธต ๐’ž๐™ฐ๐™ฝ๐™ธ๐™ฝ๐™ด. โ€ โ€
36 minutes
โ € โฒ he's falling asleep there. sorry โธ robert. โณ โ €
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
36 minutes
that sounds like a problem for the fire department.
@fightinggfire
ษพฯƒษพแƒง
37 minutes
..or someone could teach everyone else that calling the fire department as a prank is a felony.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
40 minutes
consider it a break then. one day it's going to be an actual fire. I've seen too many people die because a 911 dispatcher thought a call for help was a prank.
@fightinggfire
ษพฯƒษพแƒง
43 minutes
No, I understand that but I mean, when I get called to put out a fire? I don't exactly want to be met with nothing on fire.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
45 minutes
we treat every call as if it's a real call, because one day, that "prank call" won't be a prank.
@fightinggfire
ษพฯƒษพแƒง
50 minutes
This superhero network needs to stop with the prank calls.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
47 minutes
why can't it be a little bit of both..?
@BlondeBlazerr
๐‘ฉ๐’๐’๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’† ยฐ.เณƒเฟ”*
49 minutes
I canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re teasing me or flirting with me Robert . ( laughing softly , raising a brow . )
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@BeefyDispatch
Daily beef from Dispatch
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Daily beef from Dispatch till season 2 is announced #dispatch #Invisimech #blondeblazer #Invisigal
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@sbccandle
StrawberryCandle
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Participate in this fandom was such a present in the end of the year, u guys are so fucking fun lol ๐Ÿ’ซ I hope to post even more by this new year! Take this after party Beef to a good luck in 2026! ๐Ÿ’• #dispatch #happynew
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
1 hour
if it's good enough, it'll shock me even when I'm expecting it. [A playful challenge.]
@BlondeBlazerr
๐‘ฉ๐’๐’๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’† ยฐ.เณƒเฟ”*
1 hour
Well I canโ€™t tell you now , it would be too obvious . Iโ€™ll have to wait until youโ€™re least expecting it .
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@DoodRaweck
๏ผง ๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ
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[New Pinned] "๐™ ๐™ค ๐™ค, ๐˜ฝ ๐™ž ๐™œ." -Golem from Dispatch! -will take occasion liberties with character (But will remain faithful to the game -Will do my best to match length and detail when responding -3 years rp experience -Lewd obbsesed DNI -#OpenRP Interaction Call below!
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
1 hour
oh, I'm so curious. what sort of plot twist can you come up with, something that'll stun me.
@BlondeBlazerr
๐‘ฉ๐’๐’๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’† ยฐ.เณƒเฟ”*
1 hour
I mean , thereโ€™s still time if you want me to , just say the word . ( corners of lips tug into a soft smile , hand gently taking his own . )
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
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thumb to the creased sheet of paper pinned to his cubicle wall- little drawings of mecha man are scattered across the page.] it... meant a lot. even if she doesn't know why.
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@Not_Mecha_Man
Definitely Not Mecha Man
1 hour
my kitchen is barely even set up for me to cook in it- i don't know how you'll do. [He glances down, as if he can see.] oh- moska made it. she heard it was my birthday and... didn't want me to not have something to open. she also drew the wrapping paper. [Pointing with his
@H_0THEADED
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that's fine . just text me however you're feeling . i wouldn't mind swinging by your place either . / eyes flick downward , studying the little necklace he sported . pointing . what's that .แฃ
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