Definitely Not Mecha Man
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https://t.co/JdmrDGcjWd MDNI mun is 28
Joined November 2025
TEMP PINNED indie portrayal of robert robertson the 3rd dispatch
๐๐ข๐ต๐ฆ. ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐บ. ๐๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด. ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ. ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ด ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ. ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฐ ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ.
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[What did he even do to cause such a switch up.]
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[... He'll keep that in mind.]
โ โ โ โห แดทอแดตอแดธอแดธอแดฑอแดฟ ๏ธต ๐๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ด. โ โ
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โ โฒ it means he has a guard dog now. just be gentle to wake him up for the end up break โธ lest he bite robert's hand. โณ โ
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so then act like it. we get "pointless" calls all the time. Do i still dispatch people? Yes. you'll get false reports. so, either start an education program that reaches the demographic making the fake calls, or keep showing up.
Every call matters to me too. If it didn't, I wouldn't be showing up to this building every day thinking there's a fire.
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and you called me the tease.
Mmmm , no Iโll keep it to myself for now . ( smiling now before leaving a soft kiss on his cheek . )
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it's not a problem for me though. I take my job seriously. Every call matters because it could be someone's last.
Right. That seems like a you problem, though.
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just people who tell me how to do my job.
Is this how you normally talk to people? because.. wow.
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see? so, are you really waiting to hit me with that plot twist?
Hmmm , I guess it can be .
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like talking to a brick wall.
[ He lets out a frustrated sigh. ] I see that having a conversation with you about this is fruitless.
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[Head in his hands. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. What does this MEAN.]
โ โ โ โห แดทอแดตอแดธอแดธอแดฑอแดฟ ๏ธต ๐๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ด. โ โ
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โ โฒ he's falling asleep there. sorry โธ robert. โณ โ
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that sounds like a problem for the fire department.
..or someone could teach everyone else that calling the fire department as a prank is a felony.
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consider it a break then. one day it's going to be an actual fire. I've seen too many people die because a 911 dispatcher thought a call for help was a prank.
No, I understand that but I mean, when I get called to put out a fire? I don't exactly want to be met with nothing on fire.
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we treat every call as if it's a real call, because one day, that "prank call" won't be a prank.
This superhero network needs to stop with the prank calls.
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why can't it be a little bit of both..?
I canโt tell if youโre teasing me or flirting with me Robert . ( laughing softly , raising a brow . )
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if it's good enough, it'll shock me even when I'm expecting it. [A playful challenge.]
Well I canโt tell you now , it would be too obvious . Iโll have to wait until youโre least expecting it .
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oh, I'm so curious. what sort of plot twist can you come up with, something that'll stun me.
I mean , thereโs still time if you want me to , just say the word . ( corners of lips tug into a soft smile , hand gently taking his own . )
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thumb to the creased sheet of paper pinned to his cubicle wall- little drawings of mecha man are scattered across the page.] it... meant a lot. even if she doesn't know why.
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my kitchen is barely even set up for me to cook in it- i don't know how you'll do. [He glances down, as if he can see.] oh- moska made it. she heard it was my birthday and... didn't want me to not have something to open. she also drew the wrapping paper. [Pointing with his
that's fine . just text me however you're feeling . i wouldn't mind swinging by your place either . / eyes flick downward , studying the little necklace he sported . pointing . what's that .แฃ
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