Get from under that table stupid, them grapes not help you find that 6'3 nigga in a hell cat. The 5'6 nigga named Rick who work at rocket mortgage gon treat you like a queen but you think the real world is a city girls video. So what Rick drive a Malibu.
I just blocked and deaded friendships with 4 of my "homeboys". I had back surgery literally a whole month ago and not one of those niggas checked on your boy. I ain't say shit, I just blocked and let it be what it is. Niggas wasn't my real friends
not gon lie, every time i see a poly couple they always saying some stupid ass shit about community & energies & family... man stfu, just keep it a bean admit that y'all all some freaky frogs.
Last week was eye opening & made me just appreciate my life, man. I was in NY doing comedy shows, chasing my dream. Meanwhile at home, my job is texting me telling me I get to name my position & pay for my next promotion this spring. Very grateful.
this what happen when you get money, you can be who you really are deep down inside lol. they prolly both been 2 little weird asses all along but couldn't be on that cuz of their environment.
Clothes are objects with irregular shapes. This is how you reduce them to very simple regular shapes with the minimum bulk volume to fit in drawers and bags
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Lol you have white skin. Sharing that you are Jewish is your choice. Your biggest advantage is the ability to blend in with your oppressors if you desire. Other groups can’t.
i've became somewhat enraged with internet/social media as of late. nigga who gives af what any of us think of this man's wife. it's HIS wife, what type of weird ass shit man. & every celebrity s/o don't gotta be vixen who's on her 13th body surgery.
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@iamdesibanks
’ viral
@Benihana
’s skit got cook fired:
"Like two hours later, he hit me up quick like, 'Yo, my manager want to know if you can take the video down. If not, I'm going to get fired.' I said, 'Buddy, you cooked.'"
I don’t like his outfit. Would it kill y’all to grow up and put a button down a nice pair of pants and dress shoes on. Damn look like something for once.
My name is Clarence, of course ppl have said "this guys a gangsta? His real name is..." 1 million times to me, & yes my parents have a good marriage. Smh.😭
This is why vlad and Adam 22
Etc etc dominate the podcast realm
Pertaining to the culture
Many Black interviewers have a complex
They want to be street guys/journalist
And you can’t do both
You have to disarm your guest
By not constantly getting into confrontations with your…
Man if you niggas don't get out here & start shoveling/plowing the snow for y'all block just because. What happen to that? Why do I see MAN complaining about not seeing no kids/fiends out shoveling. Nigga YOU do it.
A lot of women including me like drug dealers/street niggas cus we’re products of our environments. It’s what we seen growing up and we can relate to one another. It’s not some type of “fetish” for every woman. But at some point you need to outgrow those type of men.
i was just talking to my homegirl about how some ppl would be totally fucked without a maps app, amongst other apps. i do believe technology is going to fail us soon. maybe not even in a major way but something is gonna shake us up & hopefully it's a wake up call.
disruptions in cyber technology always give me goosebumps. no matter if it’s considered big or small. we are all so dependent on technology and if it crashes we’re doomed. people don’t even know how to use tangible maps to get somewhere.
Last day in NY, let's go out with a bang! Got a BIG room in Harlem my mans told me bring heat, producers and bookers from all over the east and west coast be there scouting. Let's win!
I do comedy with this nigga & I always wonder why his haircut is fucked up every time I see him. Letting a white woman chop you up is crazy as all hell!!😭😭😭😭😭😭
my clientele has been 98% women for like 10 years and i never had them ladies in no weird ass positions like this. i have suggested stretches for them to try with their s/o. lol, niggas just horned out and weird.
random thought, ion give a fuck about my great great great great great grandfather or grandmother.. shit make me think like damn, i’m putting in all this work for my family for my son’s son’s son’s son to not give a fuck.. moral of the story is.. live your life for yourself 💯
the ship lost power 2 times before colliding.. you can see it in the longer video. They had been radioing in about it all night. PLEASE keep y'all silly ass theories in your head. I know it's hard to believe for some, but sometime shit just goes really wrong.
I know a lot of men don’t agree with what baby face Ray said😂 yall ain’t said NOTHING! spend that money, take some stress off of her, be a grown man! He said yall act like lil boys in high school when it comes to responsibilities with a woman!🥹
Azealia Banks on Beyoncé becoming the first Black woman to top Billboard's country music chart:
“Like in 2024, is being the first black woman to have a
#1
on the country charts an accomplishment when you’ve clearly used your capitalist advantage to smother out the currently…
ay one time i tried to do all my manscaping (mani/pedi, braids, & line up) in one weekend and was ANNOYED as hell by the cheese I spent. i see why women be begging niggas for money all day. & i'm sure ladies shit cost x3 of what i spent.😭
Show the greatest “I’m about to die” moment in cinema.
Manboy using his last breaths to tell Saint about his future demise. Can see how Jerome is the first to speak while everyone else stares too.
For you to believe the US faked the moon landing you would have to believe every major power on earth decided to come together and help the US keep a lie for almost 60 years now lmfao
the game really dun changed for gangstas, i got off last night @ 7, ready to mingle for 313 day. got home, took a shower & said damn.....niggas gon have to see me saturday 😭.