Urban Myth Architect
@NoirConstructs
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Part-time Storyteller. Scriptwriter. Not just a writer. An eyewitness to quiet power.
Joined January 2026
I killed my girlfriend. Before you decide who I am, let me explain. Her name was Jennifer. If I had known what she really was, I would have left the first week we met. I didn’t. Jennifer had this way of looking at you like she was reading something written behind your eyes.
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Something will happen to you if he catches you, especially if he has a machete and a nasty temper
Nothing will happen to you if you sleep with another man’s wife.
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What does keeping your timeline clean even mean? Even I with my 300 followers don't repost just anything. But I always see posts by others that I like to have in my timeline. I repost them. And if I really want to engage you, just a few seconds in anyone's page and I always see
Not like i really care about the whole engagement/impressions conversation but you'll have to be a very wicked person if other people engage you but e reach your turn, you don't return the favour because you want to keep your timeline clean. That does not make any atom of sense.
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It's called being shameless and that's okay. Men actually need women like you. Women we can flex our skills on. Pipe and swipe until we find the right one. So please 🙏🏽 continue being shameless.
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Okay wait a minute, what???????????????
Top kisser!! Been a top kisser all my life. I kissed this guy one time and mid-kiss I realized… Oh. This one is a top kisser too. Naturally I switched to bottom because I don’t like it . He switched back to top. I switched again. He switched again. We were rotating
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I have no sympathy for people who commit suicide. Last two years, a cousin of mine drank po!son. We were called so I was one of the first who saw him. He was the only son of his father. Everybody was mourning but I was so fuck!ng pissed. He was buried the next day but I didn't
If this is not a skit, I hope he's actually dead? Stupid man.
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I like your Agba Sir..but I go soon curse you 😭😭😭
Banger! 😂
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“Simi’s tweets are !nsane. When I was 23yrs working at a daycare, not once did it cross my mind that any of the children I was watching wanted to k!ss or lock l!ps with me or were fl!rt!ng with me” — Abroad-based Nigerian lady.
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Are you still looking for 5M impressions? Quote this with anything
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It feels to you like something we need to talk about because we have somehow normalized yahoo and fraud. So now the bad after effects is almost becoming a normal occurrence as well.
There’s this depress!on that comes with quitting yahoo that people don’t talk about. You feel like nothing is working for you, and it can be frustrat!ng that some people even start to consider suicid£. I’m sure it happens like that because you were used to money and now the
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C'mon you look 39 at most
Today I’m 40. I look 40, I feel 40, and that’s fine. Happy birthday to me 🎉
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This guy walked up to me and told me that I look beautiful and I felt really good ngl and you people are telling me I should join hand and follow you people to kill men as feminists? Noo please leave men for me o. Abeg.
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Let me retweet your stupidity.
@lilyally98 My dad is the chef at home😭❤️ He makes the best meals
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Beauty and perdition
Tap the post
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@egi_nupe___ Nooo... they no longer investigate. What they do is to release statement (on which they weren't even straight enough to mention any names) and then wait around for something they can (or can't) decide qualify as evidence. And of course, her own confessions on her numerous posts
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Road to 100k followers 🎉 👏 👏 Can I hit 100k this night?
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May we not marry useless and entitled people.
At this point, I believe everyone should do what is best for them. It is okay to choose your mental health over a marriage that drains you or puts your life at risk, and this applies to both men and women. When you choose a life partner, you are also choosing your destiny. That
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