Even if you don't play the Manson card this is still likely true

And despite all that, Al Jardine, perhaps the only human being who has never had even the faintest skeleton in their closet, is around for it all #KeepinItClean

Everyone is bringing up Mayhem as a "gotcha" not considering that they still have nothing on the Beach Boys. Manson is just where it starts. Manson is the entry-level into their iceberg

Sorry but I'm gonna have to pull the "I appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper level" card here. I know more about insane classic rock lore than you. Also the Muppets

Gonna leave this thread be now, but to everyone replying "ermm what about [insert band here]": nope! Still not crazier. Good evening and God Bless

I think this is best angry response so far. That's right I'm fighting for Mike Love's honor here. He needs to win

I think this is the first time my Mike Love shitposting has resulted in people getting legitimately upset with me. I've been on this grind for years... you can't shake my faith...

Mike Love and Bruce Johnston after they find out I've been defending their title online

@NoahPasternak you wouldn’t expect the lead singer of a 60s pop group to expose himself to little richard then throw a big glass case of apple juice at his therapist because of it

@cucktallest Mike's apple juice era is so overlooked

@NoahPasternak My first exposure as a child to The Beach Boys as a child were their guest appearances on "Full House" so I thought they were this super corny hack band. Couldn't have been more wrong!

@AgingRanchHand The Uncle Jesse-fication of the band's image has hurt them too much in the long run. An Uncle Jesse-core band would not have made Love You or Friends

@NoahPasternak @jonnysocialism Not if you research Laurel Canyon & the CIA in the music industry & Hollywood. Then ask yourself how they all avoided the draft. Because they were already employed. #TheEnemyWithin #InternationalSyndicate #KillingTheMockingbird

@CousinItt_00 @jonnysocialism Carl Wilson nearly went to jail for being a conscientious objector, it was a pretty long ordeal that dogged them well into the 1970s

@NoahPasternak So you don’t really know about black metal bands…

@DTIDnewera I know everything about them actually. Including the next thing you're about to mention. And even the one after that

@NoahPasternak I'm fairly certain taking pictures of your dead friend you just blew his head off for an album cover, using his skull to create a necklace, and another band member then MURDERING that guy later is, in fact, more bizarre than anything that happened with The Beach Boys.

@jjstraka34 No its not

@NoahPasternak I think a key point here, that people are missing, is that you expect black metal bands to have f-d up stories. You don't expect it from the Beach Boys.

@stock_regina I think another key point most people are missing is that I've been saying this shit for years to be a silly-billy and it's just now left the target audience for whatever reason