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Just posted a photo @ Unknown Location

Boris is saying night clubs could be open June 21st? Me on June 20

My paranoid ass checking I’m still muted :

Titanic? No, just a holographic projection floor in a Chinese hotel... This floor is the new fashion😊😊

Corona Virus coming into the pub at 10:00 to make sure everyone has left

When in Rome 🇮🇹🤣🤔 @NigelLevine @AdiVerb @Diamond_League

Coronavirus when it sees a group of more than 6 but then realises they’re going to work. #Lockdown2

Reading the news is such a Madness nowadays

#tbt

Just posted a photo

I'm guessing some of the parents out there are finding out that the teachers wasn't the problem

So what we actually have is 2021 World Indoors 2021 European Indoors 2021 Olympics 2022 World Indoors? 2022 World Champs 2022 Commonwealth games 2022 European Champs 2023 European Indoors 2023 Worlds

Don't forget to look after no.1

Isn't anyone taking on bets on what other people are going to look like after lockdown?

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I wanted to see how high I can kick for jokes

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Got a 5G cell tower about 100 metres from a house

I know people are waiting for petrol prices to drop under £1 per litre.