& this is why I'll never hold anyone's babies again, I'm literally covered in baby sick 🤢 he is a cute boy though & I'm happy to be God Mother but I thought my days of baby sick was over 🤦🏻♀️😂
So I'm painting my toenails (white if you must know) and my 11 year old son decided to fart in my face whilst I was defenceless! Like ass less than 0.5cm in my face, vile actually stinks as well, little scumbag 🤢🙄😂
And now my nephew took my phone and was threatening to fart on it so I tried to get it back.... long story short, both my hand and the phone got farted on, I hate my family (jokes) 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤢🤢
Of course when I'm sat on the floor after my roast dinner my Dad walks by and farts directly in my face, possibly the worst smell I've ever smelt, family's laughing at me! 🤢🤢🤢