On a scale of 1-10 how annoying do you find me? Be brutally honest

I need some elf on the shelf ideas which require virtually no effort. Help

Israel is attempting to blame Iran to exploit the Bondi attack. Only problem is the attacker was a Wahhabi from Pakistan who hate Shia and Iran.

Dear Putin It is not the British people or the European people that want war with Russia, it’s our governments. Please Remember this if war should breakout!! Thanks

It’s amazing how the media is fixated on Liverpools woes when Man City haven’t even been charged with breaking 115 financial fair play rules

One of my pet hates is managers complaining about fixture congestion. It’s the same for every club, you know what you signed up for. Deal with it

Boring boring Arsenal

Curtis Jones is Liverpools most underrated footballer

Just checked the league table for the first time in two months

Well done Keep it going. Credit to players and management

Hugo’s Boss

There’s no point in Joe Gomez leaving Liverpool to play more simply because he can’t. At the same time he’s a very useful player for Liverpool, a high quality backup player who is aware of his role.

The men on the field are delivering so far

Salah should definitely start today. There’s no way he’s not going to score after the strop he threw.

The only important thing tomorrow is we get 3 points.

Huge pressure on Salah to produce tomorrow after his hissy fit

You can think Salah was wrong to publicly slate Slot and also have your doubts about Slots management. Two wrongs don’t make a right

I can absolutely guarantee that if Declan Rice did what Mo Salah did then Paul Merson wouldn’t come out backing him. They’re all trying to stick the boot into Liverpool this season.

No decent manager in the world will take shit from players

For what it’s worth I do think Salah’s agent has played a big part in his outburst

The reason it’s common sense and professionalism for footballers to keep their concerns within the club is that it avoids the media frenzy we’ve just witnessed which has only benefited rival fans.