On a scale of 1-10 how annoying do you find me? Be brutally honest

Just for context, I can’t remember seeing much of our recent previous strikers scoring for fun in training

Isak is different gravy

If you mention Israel in a negative light on twitter your views go way down

If Israel can track down the leaders of Hamas in other countries and bomb them then how come they’re struggling to find the hostages they’re going to war over?

It’s hard to tell the difference between England and any Premier League team

Isak wants to leave Newcastle and their fans cry like babies begging him to stay. Konate wants to leave Liverpool and our fans are gutted he wasn’t replaced in the summer. Levels.

The English commentators are genuinely bragging about beating Serbia. Fuck me.

I really hope Leoni takes his chance when he gets it so we can bench Konate. A lot to ask for an 18 year old though

The good news is that this international break is drawing to a close. The bad news is there’s another one next month

MacAllister’s injury is more classified than Area 51.

Isak "I’m delighted I no longer have to pretend Ant and Dec are funny"….

I’m gutted the international break is over. Said literally nobody ever

What do golfers do when they retire?

It’s sad how Newcastle dragging their heels over Isak has affected Swedens Wolrd Cup qualification chances

It’s a genuine toss up between Conor McGregor and Simon Harris as to who the biggest embarrassment to Ireland is.

Trent left for Madrid because he didn’t want to get embarrassed every day by Ngumoha. Konate is blowing town because Isak is going to do the same to him

Isak’s movement is incredible

Would prefer to have a centre back in on January as Konates mentality is questionable.

Given how loyal and honourable Guehi has been to Crystal Palace despite how they treated him, i don’t think signing him for free next summer will be an issue

Wirrrrrtttzzzzz