If you constantly tag Grok in tweet replies, you’re a loser. Hate to break it to you. But, there is still time to change.

Bad day for people who think Matt Wright is washed. And for people who have blocked me. And especially for the person at the center of that Venn diagram.

Am I the only one who thinks Millie Rane sounds just like ALW?.

In my defense he started the convo saying he was a Nigerian prince.

Still shocked @MajorLeaguePB didn’t ask me for my opinion on end of season awards. Totally unbiased professional journalist here.

Free Gabe.

I think besides the obvious, the number one quality in a man for mixed is size. Much more important than in men’s. Which is why it’s so impressive what Hayden is able to do but also why he is not top 3 in mixed too . (Also, just in case, I’m 6’4”. Just gonna throw that out there).

Riley Newman and Maggie Brascia need to play mixed together . @RiGuy3, make it happen.

I was today years old when I found out this tournament was not in Connecticut.

I actually think the opposite. Men’s doubles is MORE difficult which is why the barrier to entry is higher. Beating a top team is near impossible.

Damnit, now I want to put my investigative journalist hat on as see what was said between AB and Judit.

I hate the reverse colors of this court.

Honestly the level of dedication to do all this just to be able to beat the Kawamotos in a Dreambreaker is crazy.

A singles draw hates to see @annabright108 coming.

Man after the Chicago Slice flameout in MLP I think I bought all my Max Freeman stock at the absolute perfect time.

Ben Johns is like a Soufflé. If the conditions are absolutely perfect he’s 👨‍🍳 💋 . If anything at all is not ideal he folds in on himself and is absolute shit.

Ok so looks like my future doubles partner @maxfreeman_pb and @jignatowichpb are gonna be playing first round singles on SC2. Now would be a good time to subscribe to @Pickleballtv if you haven’t already. Gotta be a good mix of great play and clown shit.

5:30am Pro Pickleball just hits different. Welcome back @PPAtour.

Catch me on the pod talking nonsense and glazing the Shock. But also, make sure you don’t watch it.

Went on the @pickleballpod yesterday. People are asking if a team has ever been glazed as much as I glazed the @stlshockmlp. Borderline embarrassing. Whatever you do do not listen or watch this podcast when it comes out Wednesday morning on YouTube an Spotify.