If you are boycotting Amazon (the online one), I would love for you to know that my books are available at: https://t.co/x9s1gel5sH and also on Barnes & Noble I am contemplating taking my ebook off Unlimited so people can buy it elsewhere, but I'm not sure.

This one is for the people born in the 1900s. What is something you remember growing up that kids these days won't understand? I'll start: Smoking or non-smoking?

I want a Spider-Man movie where the suit is homemade and the logo peels like logos on sweatpants and he keeps getting distracted by picking at it while trying to fight crime.

I want my children to grow up knowing that their feelings are valid. And to ignore the people who try and tell them otherwise, especially if that person is me.

I remember when they had $5 Footlongs. Now it's more like Second Mortgage Footlongs.

.....blah..........depression is stupid

Giveaway time! One person will receive this Keno Loy POP! as well as this Star Wars Black Series Kelnacca. To enter: - Like and retweet this post. - Comment something positive about another person in the community. - (Optional) Drop a follow. I’ll pick a winner May 4th.

So, do we start referring to the big companies who still sell eggs at exorbitant prices as Big Ova?

Me: Hi, yes. Where is the void? Them: You need to scream? Me: Yes, please. Them: Right this way, sir.

Random question apropos of nothing: If I messaged you saying, "If you don't retaliate, you will be rewarded" would you take that as a threat?

Used to be you knew you were sticking to your goals based on seeing results. Now you know you're sticking to your goals because you get emails from food delivery places saying things like, "We miss you" and "The authorities have been notified. Your absence is suspicious."

If you want to explore why The Mandalorian did so much better than The Halo series, look no further than the face reveal. Mando has shown his face 3 times. Master Chief revealed his face after episode 1.

Question: Would this new trend of men clipping their eyelashes to be more masculine be considered gender affirming care? On another note, how 'masculine' are they going to look when there is something ALWAYS in their eyes and they have to super blink to try and remove it?

I want to get a laminated sign that says: 0 out of 5 Stars; Would Not Recommend And flash it to people who make questionable decisions while driving

Finally, we have a story that asks the age-old question: What would you do if you knew you couldn't die? #shortstories #books #indieauthor #selfpublishing #readingnook

This story follows one man's journey cross-country in a post-society world. #horror #HorrorCommunity #shortstories #indieauthor #books

This story is an allegory for dementia #shortstories #books #indieauthor

In this story, a journal is discovered that details one man's descent into madness. #horror #horrorcommunity #books #indieauthor #shortstories

In this story, a man hired to take care of a parcel of a national forest ends up spending a lot of time with an unconventional visitor. #horror #HorrorCommunity #books #indieauthor #shortstories

Nic Cage in "Face/Off": If I only could I'd make a deal with John Get him to swap our faces