Mad Monkey ๐
@NewKrash
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Maker of Mad Monkey Rum potions Powerboat builder APBA Pre woke Uncle Sam's Kid. Foul-mouthed, dead sexy, tobacco-infused, Rum Runner Saint of Olongapo.
Joined March 2017
Again fuckheads. I BASH THE VAGENDAISTAS. Not the regular chicks. Again one more time Fuck the Vagenda. If you take that personally, you're probably GUILTY of it, or you're a flat out cuckzoid.
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We had Bernie...
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All of it.. We had ALL of it. Even Schumie
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Ok, who put the Chesty Blast out? "A 30-year-old U.S. Marine could face charges after authorities accused him of having a live 25mm explosive round in his checked luggage Monday afternoon at Palm Springs International Airport in California." Someone has started something.
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Rectal Multi Vitamins, turns out didn't win the idea contest.
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We had proper rulers once..
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Hey you fucks, I'm the one that's been on about Japan and Asia being cool for YEARS.. Get your own stalking material. Mine!!
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"Marine Corporal Charged with Stealing Javelin Missiles and Ammo from Camp Pendleton" I wonder if they know how proud of this person we truly are. Chesty is lookin down tippin his Falstaff.
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Told you!!!
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ใซใชใใฉใซใใขใ ใใใพใงๅซใใใฆใใฎใๆใใฆใใใใพใ
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You sholda seen the high school parties and Pink Floyd concerts... Micro dose? You mean Micro Dot? The fuck? These Rookie ass kids..
A woman accidentally snorted 550x doses of LSD, thinking it was cocaine. She vomited for 12 hours. Tripped for 34. But when she woke up... The chronic foot pain she'd had from Lyme Disease for over 20 years? ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฝ๐น๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐๐ข๐ก๐. So she stops morphine for 5 days.
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Thread reminded me of one of the best Air wing trolls.. On Friday afternoon about 1545 you walk into Maint Control and say you've lost a tool.....
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