Ned Pyle
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Principal PM. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from SMB, SR, SMS, DFSR, & AD. Or not. I'm me, not my employer. Be anti-racist
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On 9/11, thousands of Americans on 238 airliners were diverted to Canada as part of Operation Yellow Ribbon. Canada cared for them for days, The small town of Gander took in 7,000 people alone. In our hour of need, Canada was there.
And this orange maggot calls them an enemy
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@JohnDeGuzzy
@KayFellowz
Because the catholic church missed out on molesting another child?
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@TwitterComms
Looks like no one at Twitter Comms is a woman, Black person, brown person, gay person, trans person, disabled person, liberal person, progressive person, non-religious person, or actual person
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@VernorsHerzog
His rifle safety is off, her finger is on trigger. They came within a literal inch of murdering at least two protestors
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@marceloclaure
Believers of this guy’s tweet: You should frame this, then look back at it with regret years later after wasting your youth pointlessly grinding on things that didn’t matter & missing opportunities to enjoy things that you’re now physically unable to, so he could get rich off you
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A mysterious illness is sickening dogs in several states. “I would strongly recommend that people avoid boarding facilities, doggy day care, anything that’s going to be a high volume of dogs in a space”. Free article for you, no paywall
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@elonmusk
This billionaire just fired or forced out thousands of employees and contractors - and contractors are not well paid - before the holidays. Families, kids, rent, mortgages. All for no reason. And he’s over here making stupid jokes.
What a colossal fückbag
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In case you were wondering, the racist charicature of Serena Willliams drawn by Mark Knight is strongly backed by his employer, the Herald Sun, which is a subsidiary of News Corp Australia, a subsidiary of News Corp, which is chaired by Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News.
Shocker
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@DineshDSouza
If only we had thousands of pictures from the violent insurrection that everyone saw with their own eyes.
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“My folks will be here soon. My foster mom is sending me home with toys & my best blanket. Thanks for being so nice while I was looking for my forever family”
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@realDonaldTrump
Swell, now taxpayers get to pay for lawyers when you're sued by Paramount and the Roddenberry estate...
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@ElijahSchaffer
I’d expect nothing less from a guy so horrendous that the blaze fired him for being a piece of shit
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So many republican politicians saying they love MLK today after they spent the year denouncing BLM
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Everyone reading this was alive then. This isn't some War of 1812 bullshit. It practically happened yesterday.
Oh did I mention that Canada's tiny army - which amounts to about 2 divisions of US Army forces - then spent the next 14 years serving alongside us in Afghanistan?
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@SeattlePD
The guys dressed like this, shooting off tear gas and flash bangs to stampede peaceful protestors, are trying to call a candle a bomb.
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@niacerise
Let me know the next time you fly so I can spend the time telling you passionately about atheism and how christianity is largely a tax dodge con run by pedophiles and misogynists
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@RepCawthorn
If you’re wondering why the Naval Academy rejected him and he failed out of college, look no further than tweets like these
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@kate_freedomer
So you think preventing the destabilization of Europe & halting a dictator from killing thousands of children somehow makes a private pharmacy not stock antibiotics that are 80% manufactured in China? Because you don’t strike me as the “federal government should make drugs” type
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@Seafrog5
@JohnDeGuzzy
@KayFellowz
Imagine covering up systemic child rape for decades. Can't relate.
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@tedcruz
@Sethrogen
Very excited to hear about ted cruz & the gop, friends of the working man, who gave millionaires a 1,200,000,000,000 dollar tax cut, blocked a measly $2,000 stimulus for people suffering in a pandemic, & have fought a minimum raise increase from $7.25 for a decade. Tell us more
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“Hey everybody, I found my forever family & I’m getting adopted!!!”
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@kayleighmcenany
@realDonaldTrump
Kayleigh on her first day: “I will always tell the truth”
Kayleigh today: “despite what your eyes clearly tell you, these hundreds of people are actually a million people”
Welcome to the club
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@ScottWalker
Your party is half nursing home, half nazi. Young people will burn it to the ground and there’s nothing you can do about it, you pieces of shït
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@SeattlePD
Imagine being better armored than Marines on patrol in Kandahar and still being terrified of a crowd in t-shirts and cargo shorts holding candles
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@realDonaldTrump
hrrrm... so Mexico was going to pay for the wall, but now Americans are going just going to pay a lot more for cars? Also, half of Mexico's imports are from the USA, so when they set reciprocal taxes, our own business' exports will decline, leading to layoffs.
Genius...
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@GregAbbott_TX
Oh weird, the same governor who failed to regulate businesses until they turned off your power & poisoned your water is now failing to regulate businesses until they give you a disease that kills your family
The lobbyists control greg abbot. That’s it
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@Ale_Mussolini_
@realDonaldTrump
@JimCarrey
The greatest compliment anyone can get is being disliked by a Mussolini.
Li mortacci tua
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@SpeakerMcCarthy
It doesn't matter if it's President Trump or a Democrat. Our justice system should not ignore crime. No one is above the law.
Fixed it, traitor cur
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@KyleKulinski
There won’t be a next time. Because the gop will replace Ginsberg & Breyer on the Supreme Court with two men right of Kavanaugh & we will lose health care, Roe v Wade, gay marriage, voters rights, & minority protections for decades. It will all be gone for your lifetime.
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@DemSocialists
@JoeBiden
When the the gop replaces Ruth Bader Ginsburg & Stephen Breyer with two more Brett Kavanaughs and you have 40 years of right wing SCOTUS removing Roe v Wade, gay marriage, voting rights, & protections for minorities, remember how warm your blanket of self-righteousness is
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@SchollkopfL
@realDonaldTrump
Lynne, you buy cars made with parts made in Mexico. Full stop. Trade and manufacturing is global, but most especially for vehicles
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@RepCawthorn
We’d ask if you’re a 5 year-old, but 5 year-olds don’t get accused of stalking and sexual assault, scumbag
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@KyleKulinski
Women and minorities have had to hold their nose when voting for a hundred years in this country. Before that they couldn’t vote at all. Stop pouting and help them
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Yes there is a difference between large groups of mask-wearing peaceful protestors risking their lives to make inroads against racism and people who want to pack an arena to get lied to by a game show host
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@KellyO
Weighs 15,000-20,000 pounds, & only gets 3.7 to 8 miles to the gallon. Taxpayers covering the price of flying it, fueling it, and operating it, all as a political campaign stunt.
Imagine how mad fox news & the gop would be if the occupant was wearing a tan suit
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@stclairashley
They were murdered because people like you politicize queer people 365 days a year, so kindly eat shït
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@AndreaY69881798
He didn’t seem to think he was a political prisoner when he was pleading down his much worse charges
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@ElijahSchaffer
So no rubber bullets, flash bangs, batons to the skull?
Oh yeah, white dudes.
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@AZSkyKing1
@MattWalshBlog
So you’re just tweeting that you’re a deadbeat loser who quits at the smallest thing?
Cool cool cool
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@JanessaWaterson
Hello sober drivers. Honest question here (as I fully support your decision to be sober), how do you feel when safely driving, knowing it excludes drunk drivers?
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“Hey everybody, I got adopted!!! I’m packed & ready! Me & Lamby have a brand new forever family & I’ll have two doggo sisters. But there’s more!”
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@laurenboebert
Are you going to stack these cans and have kid rock shoot them while you both shriek “FRIENDLY FIRE”
Gods, you are the absolute dumbest df
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@CBSThisMorning
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@InsideEdition
Yeah I'm always getting caught up in the moment and sexually harassing & assaulting people, very cool and understandable excuse
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@richardgrant88
And the total lack of trigger discipline. Just a little jostle from the cops near him and it fires. Completely untrained garbage
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@SenTedCruz
What these pics tell me is your social media staff hates you even worse than we do
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Our jolly little guy Thatcher the Roo Dog passed away this morning from cancer. He fought very bravely. He spent his time bringing everyone joy & I wish I wasn't making some of you sad right now; he'd not like that at all.
I'll try to share some moments in a few days. For now:
Ladies and Gentleman: what it is like every single time I come home. Even if I have been gone for 5 minutes.
The Roo Dog.
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“My foster dad washed Felix so I won’t be alone when I go to my forever family”
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@elonmusk
@langdon
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@pokemoniku
Definitely the way to make twitter profitable is to fire everyone who knows how to make it operate
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@HeartlandSignal
I've got 10 bucks on ron johnson being the absolute dumbest member of congress, who wants in on this action?
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@JasonSCampbell
I guess ben shapiro's wife should fill the house with pictures of ben shapiro
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I have taken too long to get them a Saturday hashbrown & they have literally reached the edge of starvation
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“Hello everybody, I’m Saffy, it’s nice to meet you! I just moved to Seattle to find my family.”
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Let all your maga friends know 😂. "Nike’s online sales jumped 31% after company unveiled Kaepernick campaign, data show"
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“Hey everybody, I found my forever family! I’m going to have a mom & dad & a huge yard & a brother & sister!”
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@AZGOP
Definitely excited to hear about the working man's republican party that gave millionaires a 1,200,000,000,000 dollar tax cut, blocked a measly $2,000 stimulus for people suffering in a pandemic, & has fought a minimum raise increase from $7.25 for 10 years. Do go on
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Salena the foster pup did well her first night & hopes you like her ears
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@jack
You are pretending, like facebook, that you are not the news media & bear no responsibility. This is why you are the favored platform of russian misinformation campaigns, neo nazis, misogenists, and conspiracy theorist:
You grant them a voice that TV, radio, newspapers won't
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