NelsonIsAwfulName
@NelsonCanDrown
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Joined July 2025
while i am home watching the baby &.eating fucking Campbells soup for dinner. @schott_john Johnny P, Schott, Published author & certified sex expert. Should I leave @Lisa6264 ? Can i find a better woman??.
Beers, live music, and good company 🍻.
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Grok tried to get wise with me tonight & i had to put whatever the fuck it is in its place . Don’t be italian.
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Greaseball poker players and greaseball yankees lose in the same night. Have a lovely evening.
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The Italian lost. My Dining Room is a mess because, of course, no one offered to help clean up, but whatever. I’m happy :-).
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I’m not adverse to starting a house fire to get these italians out.
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I’m out, but someone eliminated is dialing a number and if it’s a fucking pizza, they could eat it in my motherfucking driveway. This is the worst night of my life.
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“can we buy back”. No, get the fuck outttttttttt.
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Only two people left, the Italian nightmare is almost over.
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I am going to lose on purpose so the game ends quicker and these people can get the fuck out. I’m not ordering no motberfucking pizza & they get ONE bottle of soda. After that shit, it’s water out of the sink. They don’t get filtered shit.
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“wanna order a couple pizzas” . NOOO, i dont. Get the fuck out!! I don’t know these Zips. Eat your Lays potato chips. I ain’t paying for anymore shit.
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Run into quicksand.
@MRMENACE231 @CityofPhila It’s a great running city. You’ll enjoy it!.
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2nd hand, i flopped trip 6 and Frank ( drenched in too much cologne) rivered a straight. One bowl of chips are already halfway gone & there are crumbs all over my floor. If I didn’t think these people would steal.the food out of my fridge to take home, i’d go directly to bed.
Of course, not one italian brought a fucking thing to a guests house. The Irish aren’t much better, but at least this guy brought a 12 pack of beer. I regret hosting this bullshit. I already know that some greaseball.is going to call my pocket Queen all in with 2-3 suited & win.
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Of course, not one italian brought a fucking thing to a guests house. The Irish aren’t much better, but at least this guy brought a 12 pack of beer. I regret hosting this bullshit. I already know that some greaseball.is going to call my pocket Queen all in with 2-3 suited & win.
I’m providing the fucking venue and liquor. Kiss my motherfucking ass. I should just leave a fucking jar of pickles out.
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Remember ladies, getting lip injections & looking like you have two sofas sewn to your face, looks absolutely normal. Can’t you fucking Greasette’s age gracefully? I’m talking to the Italian women. You’re all fucking terrible. Carry on.
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I’m providing the fucking venue and liquor. Kiss my motherfucking ass. I should just leave a fucking jar of pickles out.
brother asked me to host a poker game tonight at my house with 6 other people i’ve never met, which i agreed to. One of these cretins asked whats on the menu. I said fucking potato chips & maybe some tostitos with salsa if you’re fuckig lucky Fucking guy wants a Tomahawk steak.
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brother asked me to host a poker game tonight at my house with 6 other people i’ve never met, which i agreed to. One of these cretins asked whats on the menu. I said fucking potato chips & maybe some tostitos with salsa if you’re fuckig lucky Fucking guy wants a Tomahawk steak.
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