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Just call me Chris. 49% Motherfucker, 51% Son of a Bitch. We have fun here.
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Me on the outside vs me on the inside
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Mets fans and Yankees fans watching Yamamoto get cranked in the first:
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He looks like every Yankees fan born after 2001.
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Could never be my team 💅
Marlins fall to 0-8 and are the only winless team left
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Rangers: We signed Jacob deGrom!
Phillies: We signed Trea Turner!
Steve Cohen: Hold my dick.
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I never wanna hear about cringey Mets shit ever again. Holy Christ.
Yanks are selling Ohtani Jerseys and Judge/Ohtani hats at the Stadium this weekend
(via
@marioagomez_1
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He didn’t even respect you enough to wear your hat.
On this day one year ago, we became the first team in MLB history to host Grimace at the ballpark for a first pitch.
#ForTheLand
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In my lifetime the Mets have...
Lost a World Series to the Yankees
Game 7 2006 NLCS
2007 Collapse
2008 collapse AND watched the Phillies win the WS
Whatever you wanna call 2021
If a shutout loss to the fucking Reds is gonna break you, then this really isn't for you.
#lgm
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The Ceremonial Game Ending Double Play was even better.
Rob McElhenney just couldn't choose between Bryce Harper and Chase Utley to catch his first pitch ... so he turned a double play with them instead 😂
#LondonSeries
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Seriously though, when the fuck was the last time we were able to have fun with something silly like this? Usually it goes the other way against us.
We didn’t have a single stretch of goofy lolz in 2023. Dont take shit like this for granted. Baseball is supposed to be fun.
#lgm
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Who cares?
His gWAR% is at a career low. His exit velocity is down .0069mph, and his sHIT%+ is lower than it’s been since he was a little leaguer.
Party’s over, Baty Boy.
Look at Brett Baty GRINNING before breaking the game open. This is a new man
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29 Other Teams: Your hands are very sticky, go wash up before you take the mound.
The Mets: You’re out of this game, plus the next 10, plus we’re going to amputate your hand, and place your children into foster care.
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If you're with us now when it's going good, you better be with us when it's not going good. Otherwise, I don't want to know you.
#LGM
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Always remember where you were when Aaron Judge got caught looking by the worst relief pitcher in history.
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So if/when they catch them, do I get to tweet “you blew a ten game lead to us” like all of those fucking idiots have been doing to us for the past year and a half?
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@JonHeyman
LOL "The Little Guy".
You're a multi-million dollar sports franchise, not a local hardware store being swallowed by Home Depot. Use your resources.
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If you're going to the game tonight, I have a favor to ask.
Be loud. Be very, very loud.
It's been almost 400 days since Jake took the mound at Citi Field. Welcome him home accordingly.
Think you can do that?
#LGM
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That is Sal Licata.
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"Pete Alonso is Fat".
brandon nimmo is a racist, jose reyes beat his wife, pete alonso is fat, max scherzer cheats, the mets fan base boos their own players, the owner spent half a billion dollars on a team that can’t even get above .500… i can keep going
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Michael Kay:
SNY has been named the best booth in baseball by Awful Announcing
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Onto tomorrow. Can we not do that whole 24 hours of "the season is over." bullshit we do after every loss? It's one game.
#lgm
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Roses are red,
The dead go in graves,
License and Registration,
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It's a good thing deGrom wasn't in the dugout when Scherzer was giving high fives from hell or he'd be out for another 9 months.
#lgm
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To say Steve Cohen has done nothing for the Mets is a whole different level of dumbfuckery.
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I fucking love this maniac.
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Queens would be on fire right now.
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No disrespect to Jeff McNeil, but me and every other dorky white dude have been dancing like that at weddings for years. Jussayin'.
#lgm
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Don't worry, Rangers fans. Scherzer knows it's entirely on him and that there's no excuse and he has to do a better job of executing those pitches.
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Scott Boras was really out trying to sell damaged goods to Major League Baseball, and absolutely no one will hold him accountable.
#lgm
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You will never escape it. Candelita is inevitable.
I’m sorry but this whole music shit this dude does gives me so much second hand embarrassment. Like it’s the epitome of “just put my fries in the bag buddy”
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"Steve Cohen promised me a World Series in 5 years and I still haven't gotten it. David Stearns is a fraud. I can't believe they won't get Soto or Ohtani. Still the Wilpon Mets. Fuck this team".
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"gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
Sit down, you jackass.
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The Dodgers needed 7 pitchers yesterday to put the Fish away. Get to Heaney early and set the tone for the rest of their stay.
And I don't care if Louie Armstrong is in attendance, if they're up big late, don't burn Diaz.
#LGM
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Here’s an opinion absolutely no one asked for, but fuck you:
I don’t care if he was “never guilty”. Trevor Bauer is a cumstain and I don’t want him on my team.
Throwing that out there since for some cosmic reason this fucking guy is all over my feed again.
Oh, and
#LGM
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I hope you crybabies didn’t drown too much in your self righteous tears to see there was actually a noble cause behind this.
So I guess some of the baseball community wasn’t too happy to see me yesterday 😬
The main reason I went to the game was to spread awareness and donate to America’s vet dogs which pairs dogs with war veterans for a forever home ♾️
Join me in donating to this amazing charity.
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I kinda dig Rally Pope because that’ll piss even more people off.
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*The Mets Having Fun*
Shaun Morash:
The Mets 2024 Gimmicks are like a woman’s cart leaving a Home Goods. Too many unnecessary random things at this point
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Shout-out to the guy across the parking lot who yelled out "Let's go Mets!" as I was whistling Narco on our way to the pool.
We are EVERYWHERE.
#lgm
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Can't wait for this to get over analyzed to death.
a teammate offered to help pete alonso up
that offer was declined
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I can't wait to see Andy Martino fuck this up for all of New York.
Shohei Ohtani reportedly will hold it against teams if his free-agent meeting with them becomes public 🤫
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I’d love nothing more than to see this disgusting slob forklifted out of Citi Field this year.
I really need that Steven A clip. Youseall know which one I’m talking about.
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You won't remember today, but I'll never ever forget it.
And who says dreams don't come true?
#LGM
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If the Wilpons still owned the team, Pete would need surgery and Marte would have to retire.
This team is different.
#lgm
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If Juan Soto was the difference between the Mets being a contender and not, I'd be pissed at the inactivity from them on him.
But he's not. Not even close.
Open your fucking eyes.
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@_el_chong
@tai_walker
@Mets
This legitimately brought a tear to my eye. He will never, ever forget this day. So happy for you guys and big respect to Tai and the Mets. Your son will now have a baseball story to tell for life, and that's what it's all about. 👊👊
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Pretty sure Seymour Weiner would have kicked the shit out of Rhys Hoskins too.
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I love you. I'll never forget you. Thank you for being my best friend for so many years.
4/23/12 - 6/24/22
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Get him off the fucking field then.
Starling Marte says he's still impacted by lingering pain and soreness from his offseason groin surgery
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@patriottakes
"Your border lord"?
I must have missed that part of the bible where Christ and his disciples discovered America.
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I'm also sick and fucking tired of "See? They didnt do enough at the deadline!"
They could have done more, but this is what we have. Constantly whining about it isnt going to change anything. Who knows when we'll see a ride like this again. Suck it up and enjoy it.
#lgm
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A pitcher has a bad outing so virgins on Mets Twitter make fun of the guys mother? Ain't her fault your own mothers didn't love you enough.
#LGM
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When your team doesn’t have a cool City Connect jersey and you have to find something to piss on the Mets for:
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Cohens made no bones about the fact that building up the farm system as a whole is more vital to the Mets success than big free agent spending sprees. The suggestion of trading 4 or their top 6 prospects shows how out of sync these generic mlb writers are with reality.
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His uniform says "Paulie" 😭
Pictures of Tony Sirico while not on set of The Sopranos. A thread:
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Anyone know the number for the Phillies ticket office? I'm trying to score some World Series tickets.
Just pranked called the Mets ticket office.
Me: Hi, was looking for playoff tickets.
Mets: Um, the Mets are not in the playoffs.
Me: I KNOW!!! FUCK THE METS. GO PHILS!
#DPF
#Phillies
#RingTheBell
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That bat boy is 10000% getting killed after the game.
I kinda thought Max was gonna throw one at the bat boy... 😂
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Braves Twitter was very gentle with me when we got rolled. I'll extend the same courtesy.
Except for
@SportsTalkATL
and
@cantguardjake
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I say this from the heart on behalf of the entire human race: Go fuck yourselves
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Gas Station Attendant spotting my Mets shirt: "Yeah I knew yesterday was gonna be tough with all the money you spent this season."
Me: "A mediocre minor leaguer and a banker pitched yesterday."
GSA: "Heres your receipt have a nice day" *storms off*
I love South Jersey
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Not for nothing, though. 2-0 series lead. Then, 2 opportunities to seal the deal at home. Still couldn't get the job done.
I never wanna hear the words "Mets" and "Choke" come out of a Phillies fans mouth for as long as I live.
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The entire grounds crew at Yankee Stadium does the YMCA at every home game.
This is baseball… this isn’t the nba or nfl. There’s not halftime in this game. I don’t see how a dance team is necessary?
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All kidding aside though, if you’re THAT pressed 3 games into a 162 game season, then you need to seriously reevaluate your life as a whole. Just a thought.
#lgm
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@patriottakes
Here's what I never understood about these people:
If COVID was a hoax and not nearly as serious as the media made it out to be, why the rush for all this unproven treatment? I mean, it's just like the flu, right?
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Worth noting that Syndergoon will pitch the Wednesday game against Alcantara, so he will not pitch at Citi Field.
#lgm
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Diaz came out after the game and only signed balls for kids which was really cool of him. As he was walking back I yelled out "you the man Edwin!" and he tipped his cap. I'm sure he was saluting everyone who did the same thing but I'm claiming it for myself.
#lgm
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"Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun!" Kid certainly does it with Flair. Thank god he looks like his mother!
@RicFlairNatrBoy
@MsCharlotteWWE
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I know everyone has a boner for the shellacking that awaits Marcus Stroman, but let's not forget we also get to see this majestic creature pitch today:
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Gelbs get it. Too bad the idiot brigade doesn’t.
Steve Cohen and the Mets did all they could possibly do to woo Yamamoto. Flew to Japan, hosted him for dinner and offered a monster contract. At the end of the day, that’s all you can ask for as a fan.
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Feels good to wake up the morning after winning the World Series.
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I want the Mets to fuck as many of these teams as they can on their way to the golf course.
#lgm
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The baseball world will never rally behind the Mets the way they did for other perpetual losers in the past as long as people like Sal Licata and Frank Fleming have a platform.
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Mets Player: “We have high expectations for ourselves.”
Mets Fans in the comments: “You fucking loser, this team is gonna suck! LOL”
Idiots.
Adrian Houser on expectations for 2024:
"Hopefully we can get to the World Series. That's the main goal. I don't care about anything about me, I just want the team to win"
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