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Big Scary. Mets & Metal. We have fun here (sometimes).
New Jersey
Joined March 2011
Can’t have starter losses if they’re not turning in Quality Starts
Starter Losses With Quality Starts:. 13 SF ATL.12 TB.11 PIT.10 KC WSH PHI.9 CLE CIN.8 LAD HOU LAA.7 CHC MIA BOS.6 TEX STL ARI BAL COL.5 SEA CWS.4 NYM MIL MIN DET TOR.3.2 NYY ATH SD.
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“And the Rangers lose by a score of-“.
What is the best sound in hockey? 🔊.
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So do I.
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My turn to give advice to men (and women. MENACE is for everyone) in their 20s:. If you have to puke and shit, puke first. You’re welcome.
Request a credit limit increase every six months but don’t carry a balance on your card, if possible. Your credit score will thank you in your thirties fellas.
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Someday.
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We need the Tribal Chief today and not the Tribal Queef.
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I never thought the estate would sign off on this, but that’s fantastic news.
Nolan McLean is with the major league club ahead of his start tomorrow. McLean will wear number 41.
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Just you wait @Ken_Rosenthal. The September Mets are a treat.
"I don't know that the Mets can be any worse than they've been recently.". @Ken_Rosenthal expects the Mets to pick it back up and start playing better.
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Funny how this whole thing never came up once the entire time he was playing in the Bronx.
"Does he look 26?. When you're 26, you have a youthful glow. I think there's a good chance he's not 26, I'll say it." - WFAN's Brandon Tierney ponders if Juan Soto is telling the truth about his age.
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“Total deb-acle”.
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RT @VitoFCalise: Knowing Pete is watching the video @amanduhrose_ made really elevates these pics.
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😂😂😂.
The Mets went from World Series contender to people saying they can’t wait for football. Do you know how bad you have to play to have people wishing for the Giants and Jets every weekend?.
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I literally did the same thing this morning after dropping Chucky off.
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“wE dEsErVe bEtTeR! . dO sOmEtHiNg! . FiRE sOmEoNe!. hOt dOgS sHoUlD bE fReE!. YOu sUcK!”
Andy, The fans have been great. They are bringing real energy to the stadium. I asked them to come out and they did!.Thank You.
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RT @NelsonCanDrown: lol, who gives a shit at this point? Go on with your fucking lives? You all have bills to pay and families to support.
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I could.
Logically which animal could take on a full grown male Gorilla?
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Titanic.
Name a movie or TV show (avoid saying character name) where a boat ride ended with a death?
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Yes, I know it’s not actually a polar bear. Just enjoy the bit and shut the fuck up.
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Alonso sleeping knowing everyone has their panties in a bunch over “Down Goes Straw!”.
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