The problem with the McSweeney story is that two realities are in direct conflict. Yes, it's incredible to think a senior government advisor would wilfully stage the theft of their phone. People who know McSweeney well say he simply wouldn't do that. But it's equally incredible

The government’s studious adherence to “international law” did nothing to prevent Iran targeting Diego Garcia - once again proving that the very concept is just a construct exploited by our enemies to undermine our defence while they commit atrocities. https://t.co/18xzXSUFdj

Carlos Tevez speaking in ENGLISH in the Netflix promo for the Peaky Blinders film. Incredible 😅🇦🇷

We could have bought SIX Type 45 destroyers (£6.45b) with just one year's cost of housing/funding the illegal migrants each year. #Starmergeddon

Head in the sand Spectator reports the first enquiry from the US about using UK bases for strikes came 11 days before they were launched. Critics point out that means the Government had plenty of warning of what was coming in the Middle East, but the Royal Navy was stood down.

I bet Iran still has less potholes than this place ffs.

British consulate next door

Get in Trump. Starmer is fucked.

Keir Starmer is a coward. Pass it on

So, just to be clear. Today's big fightback has currently involved: a) Radio silence from the Cabinet b) The resignation of the No.10 Director of Communications c) A demand from the Scottish Labour Leader for Starmer to stand down. And it's still only 13.30.

Incase you were in any doubt as to why they never "Smashed The Gangs" or stopped the boats. This government are corrupt to the core!

SPOILER ALERT: if bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring will “collapse” your government, your government needs to collapse.

@BethRigby No10 tell you that they’re “frustrated” that they can’t release the files, the files which they didn’t want to release, and you pretend to believe them. Do you really think we are that stupid Beth? There’s always some cover being run for Labour by Sky News isn’t there.

I’d argue appointing the friend of a convicted pedophile to US ambassador and trying to push through Chagos is the traitorous act.

All that is needed is now is USA to stop Chagos and it’s over for Starmer and Labour. Checkmate Trump. Don’t disrespect POTUS because you are going to lose. #PMQs

Hablo espanyol @BCFC

Why is everything he does so weird?! ‘Oh I’ll just have a plate of beans, please!’

Just remember this government put taxes up because they wanted to not because they had to.

Makes a mockery of hard working people.