Somebody send Jimmy into the @dallascowboys locker room immediately. #WildCardWeekend l.

How long until #GypsyRose is on OF? Don’t lie…your true crime lovin’ smut readin’ geriatric millennial ass would subscribe for at least a 7day free trial.

Y’all remember how there were like 3 months where Tik Tok was just backlit labia? #2023Review #HappyNewYear.

Almost time for Chekovs Sodium. Amirite?! @kinky_horror

Flute bangers only for the rest of the season

Giants week for Cowboys fans is like board breaking week for my kids taekwondo class. Yeah it’s balsa wood, so what, shit broke when I kicked it didn’t it?.

Can someone tell me a profession other than football where it’s encouraged for you to slap your coworkers on the ass when they perform well? And also are they hiring?.

The coolest conversation I’ve ever had. #Goosebumps .

Evan carter > Jimmy Carter.

Perhaps the thing I’m most proud of right here.

RT @Pujemin: I'm sure there are going to be better vids on Joe Bob's statement on the assault of transgender rights. Civil rights. Human ri….

10,000,000 boomer women just learned that song they they like is by @theweeknd #SuperBowl.

Who’s face is @gwenstefani wearing?.

Tell me how science can come up with a vaccine in just a few months but lip injections technology still in the all lookin like two old bowling ally hot dogs glued on era?.

RT @TheVFCastro: Inside footage from the fire at the Rangers’ new stadium in Arlington—

RT @SnoozeAMEatery: We love art 😍😫 #artbasel #BananaGate

The hero we all need

Turns out Steamboat Willie is just 7 minutes of Mickey Mouse being a real dick to other animals. #DisneyPlus.

RT @itsJeffTiedrich: @realDonaldTrump #BREAKING Guy Who Repeatedly Called For The Executions Of Five Innocent Black Teenagers Suddenly An A….