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@NeetNort
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@NeetNort
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$50 in bank account, $100k in browser extension hours, real shrimps know
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@NeetNort
1 year
Apologies in advance for the longer tweet. Debated on posting about this for a couple weeks now but it's just so insane to me that I can't resist. To start, I'm sure it comes as a surprise to nobody that MEXC is up to some shenanigans over there. However, a couple weeks ago I
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@NeetNort
1 year
What is the largest % move you have ever fully roundtripped My new record is 3.5x back down to -50% I find this impressive and a flex
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@NeetNort
3 months
I am a fucking genius. I told you. I am thriving. I'm in my lane. I'm in your lane. I am the lane. I am unstoppable. I am euphoric. I am on the comet.
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@NeetNort
12 days
biannual milady_singing.mp4 post
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@NeetNort
4 months
mfs be like "adding here" while being fully deployed for 3 weeks with a straight face
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5 months
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@NeetNort
4 months
@eliz883 The picture this influencer has posted without a ticker is in fact $SNX on the weekly timeframe.
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@NeetNort
3 months
In my head the anatomy of an actual top doesn't involve 25 posts a day about it being a top from people that have been bearish 90% of the move However this is my first cycle so what do I know, I am merely spitballing
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@NeetNort
2 months
How many cases can these little people win? Mf cockroach collection not even nuclear fallout can stop. When 10e+
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@NeetNort
2 years
quant just slapped this on my desk and said "simple as"
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@NeetNort
5 months
Someone asked for the spaghetti template so I remade mine and finally figured out how to share it (lmao). This is all the binance usdt perps, I think:
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@NeetNort
10 months
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@NeetNort
5 months
Why did tradingview remove the tweet embedding shit that was literally the best feature
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@NeetNort
6 months
OI do b kinda wilin tho fr fr not sure i fucks wid it, kinda mid bussin playas get blown out soon ong bt real talk dis typa grind do be endin wid sum boom booms tho no cap
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@NeetNort
1 year
how it feels to make $50 trading illegal bucket-shop perps on MEXC
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@NeetNort
2 years
*dis* is us
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smolting (wassie, verse)
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dis is us
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1 year
What motivates you once you have enough money to not give a fuck short term? I’m comfy enough short-term but certainly nowhere near “made it” status and I already feel like “who cares” day to day. Do you guys really care about that much money or just actually love the game
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@NeetNort
1 year
take adderall stay up for 24 hours ??? ... ???
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@NeetNort
3 months
I'm honestly so confused I expected to see pure euphoria around this price had you asked me a year ago but I genuinely only see caution, fear of flush, nervousness, whatever. Even ppl I've talked to IRL are convinced it isn't real, it will nuke, "I'll wait to buy lower" Insane
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@NeetNort
5 months
presented without comment other than EUROPOOR
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@NeetNort
2 years
I am very very likely no longer searching for a job ❤️❤️❤️ God damn I love CT - many thanks to every person that reached out since I posted about looking, even if it didn’t play out. Very excited about this one assuming everything plays out - it’s almost exactly what I wanted 🎅🏻
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@NeetNort
4 months
Marked safe from free money today
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@NeetNort
3 months
Not selling
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@NeetNort
4 months
I have noticed that although I have 5,271 followers, I am not receiving 5,271 likes on my tweets. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'like'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals.
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@NeetNort
1 year
Only the real ones know NeetNorts origin story & come-up arc A young man with 80 followers and a 4 fig account to his name I used to pray for times like this Shoutout to every single person I met, talked to, and learned from thus far. CT is literally life-changing if you work.
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@NeetNort
6 months
Bonk coinbase arb was fucking INSANE someone just made 500k+ in minutes fr
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@NeetNort
1 year
@HsakaTrades HAHAHA GARY IS THE KICKER GARY IS THE FUCKING KICKER GET IT HE FUCKING TRIED TO SHOOT AN OPEN NET AND MISSED EVEN WHEN THE GUY WAS LYING DEAD BECAUSE HE IS DUMB AND RETARDED AND HAS NO TALENT FUCK GARY AND PUMP THE COINS
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@NeetNort
5 months
@LomahCrypto scalp -> swing -> investment one of us
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@NeetNort
5 months
the more you let the port wiggle you faster you make it
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What does this teach you about life?
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H.E. Justin Sun 孙宇晨
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@NeetNort
1 year
You either have less than 4k followers, or you have more than 10k - there is nothing between these values. 4K is the softcap and once you do something that allows you to break above softcap you simply teleport to 10k via shoutouts or something. Thanks for coming to my talk
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@NeetNort
3 months
neetnort is nervous. some people neetnort likes a lot are nervous. a lot of the mega tards are not nervous. we may be prepping to experience a lesson
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@NeetNort
20 days
The rumors are true - I am currently in prison. I only have access to a community ‘puter for 60 minutes a day which makes crypto challenging. The good news is I am planning on breaking out soon. My escape will initiate phase 2 of the golden bullrun. Stay vigilant.
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@NeetNort
3 months
Some of these sol shitters got ATOMIZED good grief!
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@NeetNort
2 years
Miladys will be the #1 NFT 2024
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@NeetNort
6 months
Bro is the entire timeline just gonna hedge tweet about being cautious after cat posted or LMFAO
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@NeetNort
5 months
the difference between u and i is that I will risk blowing this fucking account TODAY just because I am tilted and you would close for a small loss god rewards ANGRY IRRATIONAL people like me
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5 months
Should I buy something this autistic or
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@NeetNort
1 year
Sons of the Forest looks *incredible* on the new PC. Too bad twitter will nuke the quality of these 5120x1440 behemoth pics. Insane to push ~100fps on ultra with 0 tweaks or optimizations at this res while streaming it and running charts/code at the same time 🤠 Great purchase
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@NeetNort
1 year
Guys if you are bearish Make a call Short it Stop tweeting vague bullshit to farm clout if AND ONLY IF we nuke you insecure toddlers
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@NeetNort
2 years
@Cheguevoblin Rare Che giga-L - spotify is infinitely better than randomly search for songs on youtube. It’s not even remotely close. Please give spotify another shot. Sincerely, someone who listened to music 9.5 hours a day (average) this year
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@NeetNort
4 months
Quick everyone tweet extremely bearish “I give up” and loss porn stuff to summon the sentiment algos we need everyones help here Oh no I lost the house LIQUIDATED barry bitcoin capitulated GBTC selling sell the news crypto ETF blackrock local top metamask solana manlets to zero
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@NeetNort
1 year
I have bull-posted so many local tops recently and you know what? I don’t give a FUCK. I will keep doing it. I refuse to be overly bearish anymore. 20k, 15k, 1 month, 1 year… doesn’t matter to NeetNort. I WILL be slurping. Pullback is for BUYING and HOLDING. AMEN (gn)
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@NeetNort
5 months
We will remember this Asia
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@NeetNort
6 months
im about to make some moves in silence again just letting yall know im about to be moving silently and to clarify what i mean by that is that i am giving you guys a heads up that i am about to make big moves but with little to no sound
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@NeetNort
6 months
I'm a little teapot Short and stout. Here is my handle, Here is my spout. When I get all steamed up Hear me shout: Tip me over And pour me out!
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@NeetNort
5 months
btc is like 46k on cme with huge OI, btc spot flying, I'm ONLY long right now and I'm losing money someone help me understand
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@NeetNort
1 year
Feeling happy, satisfied, and proud of yourself is an outright superpower. I still think the simplest life-advice is "find something you are passionate about." It's braindead but that's literally all you need; the rest will follow when nothing feels like work.
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@NeetNort
7 months
I'm not sure if I can mentally handle seeing another joe meme on my timeline, I genuinely wanna blow my eyes out
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1 year
If I may pontificate for a moment, the daily close looks better than expected
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1 year
Every CT member must go through the following arcs: 1. Observer 2. Reply Guy 3. Clout chasing (posting wins ONLY, shit code/tools masquerading as edge, threads) You can infer much about a CT citizen based on how they conduct themselves after completing these trials.
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@NeetNort
5 months
like 10 people on this app have a good idea what will happen short-term here, stop listening to over confident tards and just click the buttons that you think are right literally ngmi if you can't act on ur own
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@NeetNort
4 months
This dude is trying to raise 13-14 FIGURES and you're telling me none of you asshats are just blind longing worldcoin for the meme pump Elon musk tweets YEAR OF THE DRAGON and cfx farts 0.5% over 15 minutes News traders fell off fuck you
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@NeetNort
1 year
If you are a scalper, something to consider is that, if you are right and you have a "good" entry, you should see some effect happen almost instantly. I get invalidated by time 90% of the time, not price. You want to see something like this in most cases:
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@NeetNort
7 months
This might be the most retarded thing I've ever posted
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If I ever look at something and my first thought is “I can’t wait to short this”, near 100% hitrate blind long
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1 year
One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask "what's the reason for Gary Gensler nuking retail today?" His departure from the SEC is preordained. On any given day he needs no reason.
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Through thirteen charges, we allege that Zhao and Binance entities engaged in an extensive web of deception, conflicts of interest, lack of disclosure, and calculated evasion of the law.
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@NeetNort
4 months
There is a lot to unpack in this picture. Sorry it's messy, I just wanted to look at something like this asap. Going to omit my own opinions this time, but I think it's a fun thing to think about and make some intuition on what happens with these relationships
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@NeetNort
4 months
Honestly any alt long right now feels like pennies/steamroller, yet somehow it's being mass marketed as entirely free to do. "Alt season 100% here again, no pain between now and +20% dailies" vibe. I am very skeptical of this. I think lots of ppl fuck up this week.
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@NeetNort
2 years
Still looking for jobs btw - probs at most one month before I cave and go get another IRL normie SWE job. I'd much prefer to work with some crypto ppls but I also don't want to omit income for too in the short term
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@NeetNort
11 months
Not now mom im liquidating someone No it doesn’t work that way I can’t just pause it Yes there are other players lol No my mic isnt on and theres no voice chat they can’t hear you
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@NeetNort
3 months
I chose rich and received a blackrock sized TWAP sell on all my coins
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Bull market got me drippin fr
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3 months
wrong on this, -22R
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@NeetNort
11 months
This account is somewhat “retired” btw. I made my friends, got my little dopamine from clout chasing when first starting, etc. I don’t have any interest grifting/shilling. Don’t expect trade calls, alpha, coding, or my learning updates anymore tbh. I’m just a fun poster now
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@NeetNort
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You guys better hope I never get to 8figs+ because I will be the biggest demon on the app. No shill is safe. I will nuke ANYTHING I don't agree with. Shilling a lowcap? BOOM. Any small perp? ATOMIZED. You are NOT safe around me.
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@NeetNort
3 months
If you didnt sell everything 24 hours ago and put entire net worth into bome just give up
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@NeetNort
5 months
gm (tentative, I am not opposed to sleeping more) It is somehow possible that we are even more back
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The froth at home:
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1 month
I check twitter randomly during my Beauty Break (tm) and see glug has updated his bio from Monaco ‘25 to Bangladesh ‘24 Not great!
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@NeetNort
3 months
7 likes on sol hitting $200 tweet? Yeah, okay. Higher. Will check the likes again on the $500 tweet. Thank you.
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1 year
You all get liquidated in the next 24 hours (real) Break until at least february sometime. Best of luck soldiers.
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1 year
@GaryGensler Thank you for protecting us! I am only 3% more poor after today!
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1 year
Degen account is flat now cause I'm gonna sleep Spot account unchanged 0n-chain wallets unchanged Really, REALLY good day for NeetNort (~$10k, half realized) We mean-reverted to the upside on the degen account after multiple losing days in a row getting run-over on normal plays
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Market showed its asshole
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1 year
NeetNort claims a great way to reach your financial goals is to extend your exceptionally ambitious time-horizon that leads you to overtrade/oversize w/ such urgency And instead spend more of that time learning & formalizing clear edge Too much fuck around, not enough find out
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@NeetNort
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Opps be warned, I’m eating my eggs and oatmeal and getting big and strong and also not doing drugs and also working out and going outside and also found the best edge of my life
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1 year
It's that time: Reply to this tweet with why you follow me or some memory between us in 2022 to be considered for Christmas presents :3 RT likely won't boost your % but it's cute & appreciated regardless Unsure scale - will decide & update in < 24 hours.
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MEXC paid me $30 for being top 100 on the futures leaderboard yesterday? Yeah I know it's a fourth-rate CEX but this is NEW TO ME LET ME HAVE MY LITTLE EGO BOOSTING MOMENT
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@NeetNort
5 months
I wrote down everyone that bear posted btw so if you are thinking of trying again for the fifth time or coming back to that one remember that I have archived the evidence and will be there to remind the audience of your record Thank you
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@NeetNort
10 months
New pfp
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@NeetNort
3 months
As bitcoin absolutely NUKES to 70k I find myself TERRIFIED that the entire run so far was merely a bear-market rally. I encourage all of my followers to ignore the noise on twitter and STAY SAFE. If you made ANY money at all RUN FOR THE HILLS.
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1 year
You guys know you can hold positions for more than 15 minutes right
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1 year
1. Stop TP'ing your winners for 2% when you let your losers run 10% + add to them. 2. Outsized wins compensate for many round-trips & most people would have a better curve if they stopped being terrified of giving any back. 3. Unironically you should FOMO sometimes. 4. Sizing
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@NeetNort
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I define rich as the amount of time I get to spend doing whatever the fuck I want without thinking about money. I don’t care if you have a billion gazillion dollars if the only thing you do is buy dumbfuck material things, flex, compare urself to others financially ur hollow
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Everyone on the application is Tweeting like this And putting Remilio at the end But they are not even going up in price (?) Remilio.
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@NeetNort
3 months
Retardio coin looks good. I did in fact ape it in a very retardio way.
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@NeetNort
1 year
Wild speculation: the solanas token makes a push for $40 in the next 30 days Been out of the spotlight for a bit after that run from the fud bottom. Chart looks fantastic INNO. Still lots to fill above. I think when it starts moving recency bias will help it spread fast on CT
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