Neeche Se Topper
@NeecheSeTopper
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nikola tesla. wordsworth. nolan. spielberg. ar rahman. chester. kk. ghulam ali. schindler's list. interstellar. satya. chernobyl. di caprio. kate winslet. irrfan khan. dave chappelle. world war2. coke. kitkat. gulab jamun. biryani. kanpur. interceptor650. twitter. csk. ms dhoni.
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hi @ChennaiIPL, if jadeja ever goes to any franchise, my days as csk fan are numbered. there ain't no reason for us to be this point-blank absurd. yeah, csk is a corporation, can decide stuff on various business lines, still nothing will justify such desperate move given we still
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Asking the logic behind “Goli maari Ram ko lagi Ghanshyam ko mar gaya Tiwari.
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diwali: the most beautiful fest in my book. never let this celebration ever be amended in any fckin way. pretentious animal activists & environmentalists can cry their eyeballs out. keep shooting those little PSLV's up in the air. it's a civilization writing its name in the sky!
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train 15 hrs late chal rhi? 72 ki jageh ek bogey me 200 log ghuse hue ha? waiting list wale seat kabza kiye hue h? sink paan masala thook thaak ke jaam hua pada h? bathroom ke bagal me baith k chaar log taash khel rhe? arey wo sab chhod, tu pehle ye odh naya chadar banwaya hai.
🚨 AC coach passengers will now be covered with vibrant Sanganeri print blankets.
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diwali me tl ki bhi safayi kar di. muted awkwardgoat.
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its billing- book price- 300 rs hardcover charges- 30 rs ink charges- 50 rs printing charges- 70 rs paper production charges- 150 rs tree cutting charges- 400 rs total: 1000 rs
Book on Zomato coming soon. @MeghaVishwanath has comprehensively chronicled our journey over the past 15 years through 300+ interviews, and countless hours of shadowing me. Just received my copy too. Butterflies in the tummy on how this will read. Pre-order link here -
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I once visited my girlfriend her assignment was due Monday, so I offered to help. Within 30 minutes, we were done. She was so happy we made love till Sunday morning. Come Monday, she submitted it. Tuesday morning, she got her results… 6/50. She blocked me that same day 😭💔
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no karan johar's lallu pallu movie character, no radha on the dance floor tropes, no 100 times 'shiva shivaa shivaaaa' clown writing, then this is our "best indian actress". we been served mediocrity via such agents so much that we forgot what real acting actually looks like. 😂
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unnecessary criticsm. look at potholes benefits- -improves driver's hand-eye coordination and control improving driving skills. -gives bumpy ride experience shaking your body hence improving blood circulation. -stores water during rainfall thus encouraging rain water harvesting.
Potholes are Inevitable, says Madhya Pradesh PWD Minister Rakesh Singh. Minister explained that no technique has yet been developed that can ensure pothole-free roads.
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craziest fact discovery of this year to me is martin scorsese is the executive producer of 'homebound' and also helped in developing its screenplay! 🥵
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some more gems of filmfare awards- - "teri mittin mein mil java" lost to "tu nanga hi to aaya kya ghanta leke jaega" for best lyrics - kk despite more than two decade old career having sung endless songs giving numerous hits never won a filmfare award. ayushman khurana (a
I stopped following the #FilmfareAwards after 2016 — when #SoorajPancholi (Hero) won the “Best Debut” over #VickyKaushal (Masaan).
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well mannered grown ups of internet with best parenting have taught a 10yo kid behaviour science by hurling a stream of abuses & exploding their violent wish to slap him because he was overly annoying, not malacious at all. (which could've been addressed a bit more considerately)
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nolan's hallmark. to show extreme inner turmoil- use shallow focus to an extent that blurs the whole background keeping only subject in sharp focus: 1) a human on a planet (which actually supports life) with no idea if anyone else knows about it or will there ever again be
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