Nate Offord
@NateOfford
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"Three things matter in life: God, family, and the Green Bay Packers." - Vince Lombardi
Joined August 2011
Uninterrupted Bat Death would be an incredible band name #DaveBarry
A rock entirely composed of compressed bat bones. Layers of uninterrupted bat death.
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"One of the most famous photographs in human history became an unmarked grave, and the man buried inside its frame—the Falling Man—became the Unknown Soldier in a war whose end we have not yet seen." A sobering but remarkable read. https://t.co/ZlSQsRPhIJ
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Do you remember this photograph? In the United States, people have taken pains to banish it from the record of September 11, 2001. The story behind it, though, and the search for the man pictured in...
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The “Caleb Williams is not elite” crowd is dead quiet right now.
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A haiku: The long darkness ends. Fresh beginnings bring fresh hope. Football season lives.
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Me as a ten-year-old:
I have bought way too many sports cards and am officially in over my head.
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TV’s former “man of steel” Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia. https://t.co/R6CcwFbFgD
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which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind? I have many, but I think about this one a lot
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"I cannot understand the humor of Skibidi Toilet or even grasp what the genre is" he said whilst giggling as he watched old Strong Bad Emails.
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All while drowning. Appropriate :)
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Nevertheless, it felt wrong to have made this for you and have no other living human being ever see it, much less yourself. So here it is. (Apologies for the Steelers colors. Was trying to lean into @UnderdogNFL branding.) You guys are the best. Keep it up.
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I have since realized that it truly would be pretty wild to share any address connected to your actual life with the internet. So it was probably wise to not go with that. Heck, even when things *do* get sent to you, they might get stolen. (RIP Bernie Kosar painting)
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I was very excited to have you and Tugboat/The New Old Blue Eyes/Zuzzer back in my life in a parasocial way. I immediately set to work creating a sign for you and waited for the forthcoming PO Box to be shared.
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Hey @MarcSessler, Back when @HeedTheCallPod just kicked off and you guys were back in our lives, there was an initial interest stated in possible listener-supplied artwork for your background.
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