Did some math. The answer is no, and now I’m just a little sad.

If you took spaghetti, and placed it end to end, how much spaghetti would it take to reach the moon? Follow up question, could you eat that much spaghetti in your life time? Someone get @hankgreen on this.

I wouldn’t say “missed” more like, ignored by design. #WorldCup

I really wish #iphone updates gave you a third option that was, “I’ll download it when I fucking want to!” Then again that option might be in this update, but I don’t want to fucking download it right now.

So can we, at this point, just all agree Elon Musk isn’t now, or probably ever was a business genius?

I love how grammar check completely misses the point of writing a character with a voice. Yeah, I know “Are you hungry?” is grammatically correct, but this is casual, “You hungry?” is just as valid. #NaNoWriMo

I decided to sign up for #NaNoWriMo, but the website says both my email, and username, that’s unique enough to be available for dozens of sites were both taken. I must have signed up in the past an forgot. No account exists with that email. You can’t have it both ways NaNoWriMo!

Someone at #Tesla should hire me, cause I’ve avoided plowing into kids all day at #Disneyland

There a lot of crying kids here at #Disneyland. Happiest place on earth my ass. What’s your problem kid? You’re at Disney Land!

#bellibolt #PokemonScarletViolet #avocado #frog #whichonesarehiseyes

I’ve noticed this updated symbol for handicapped lately. Are they implying that the modern wheelchair bound person is in a hurry?

I’m sorry, but come the fuck on, Andy Dwyer is Mario. Could you have at least TRIED to not sound like every other character you’ve ever played? #MarioMovie All the other voice sounded great. I especially liked Toad.

#Wiglett is real. #PokemonScarletandviolet #newenglandaquarium

You can tell a word is obscure when the top google result for it after meaning and definition is #Wordle Fuck you wordle. Fuck you Trice.

Fucking science sending rockets back to the moon in hopes of one day setting up a base there to serve as a launch pad for a human trip to Mars, I assume. Meanwhile I’m still here, mad that Duck Hunt won’t work on my plasma TV. GET YOUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER SCIENCE! #ArtemisLaunch

Europe is on fire, and Las Vegas is flooded. Some one needs to restart the simulation, something’s broken. #ClimateCrisis

If a bunch of whiny fanboys can bitch and demand something that didn’t exist at the time, and only existed after $100 million in reshoots, can we at least get the #batgirlmovie released on HBOMax?

If I smush a Smoliv into a Fidough does it evolve into an olive bread puppers? Honestly I’d love got Fidough to be this gen’s Milcery and Alcremie, and have it’s final form change depending on how and what you bake it with #PokemonPresents #PokemonScarletViolet

Hey Facebook, why am I seeing this ad that’s Chinese? Oh, because I live in the United States. Silly me, I forgot that we all speak Chinese. Now I’m hungry. Maybe I’ll order Chinese food from a menu I can actually read. #facebookads

The 1% fears falling space real estate after release of James Webb Photos showing star formation in nearby nebulae. George Quasarafeller IV quoted, "I'm all for new developments, I'm just cautious of income levels of who might be forming in those new star systems." #space #parody