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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
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" ᅠᅠ𝓘 ᅠ𝙂𝙊𝙏𝙏𝘼 ᅠ𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 ᅠ𝙔𝙊𝙐 ᅠ𝓛𝘼𝙐𝙂𝙃 ᅠ𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 ᅠ𝓖𝙐𝙏𝙎 ᅠ𝐎𝐔𝐓,ᅠ 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘚 ᅠ𝓜𝙔 ᅠ𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃 ᅠ𝘖𝘍 ᅠ𝓒𝙊𝙈𝙀𝘿𝙔 .ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠ " ⠀⠀─── 🎭 ⋅───⊱༺ ✦ ༻⊰───⋅ 🎭 ─── 『 𝐉𝐔𝐉𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 』 『 髙羽史彦 』
@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
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ᅠᅠᅠ─────────⋆༺𓆩 ♬⋆.˚ 𓆪༻⋆ ───────── ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝓒𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝓛𝘼𝙐𝙂𝙃
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夏 ۟ 油 ۟ ۟ 傑
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Exorcise. ⠀ https://t.co/UehyE0mgGV
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夏 ۟ 油 ۟ ۟ 傑
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
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All I got for her rn is a fucked combination of Getos technique and Reggie’s #ifyouknowkiyokoyouknow #mostlyoomfsfromknyversebutlike
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
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I also high key was tempted to drag my KNY OC into JJK…… something like a variant / AU…… My silly baby
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
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https://t.co/qdh6Iwtli7 Okay…. Outside time for me again then I’m doing stuff I swear.
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
“ . . . That makes more sense, actually. “
@TH3_PRODlGY
𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 . . . 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “W-Well... weren't you supposed to add water first, then it boils the water cooking the noodles.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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@USURABIS
‎ ‎𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 ‎ ‎ 𝐔𝐏, ‎ ‎ 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃‎ .ᐟ‎ ‎
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@TH3_PRODlGY
𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 . . . 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( sigh. ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
What are you—— THE RICE MASTER .ᐟ .ᐣ
@YUISAPATHY
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Not even rice
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
“ . . . I put the temperature at max because I wanted it to cook quicker. “ * 😰
@TH3_PRODlGY
𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 . . . 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Oh my goodness... Takaba-san, what did you do to the noodles??” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
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They Shrimply don’t, kid. No heart at all . . .
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
I’M ABOUT TO FIND OUT .ᐟ
@spinascatenis
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 ❦︎ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓
10 hours
you.. you can do that?
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
. . . We—— We can make a bolognese instead. Pleasedontgetkilledpleaseplease * 🌀🌀🌀
@Debora454450
Debby Tsukino
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Y-you just killed an Italian [Me,I'm the Italian]
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
Anything can be rice if you try hard enough—— WHAT IF THE SPAGHETTI WANTS TO BE RICE AND FRIED .ᐟ
@USURABIS
‎ ‎𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 ‎ ‎ 𝐔𝐏, ‎ ‎ 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃‎ .ᐟ‎ ‎
10 hours
that's not even rice.
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
As for the Shrimp—— Hospital, its idol was krilled. * 😰
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
I didn’t have any rice so I’m using spaghetti as a substitute .ᐟ ★
@spinascatenis
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 ❦︎ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓
10 hours
it's... it's not even rice...
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
NEVERMIND.
@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
Making fried rice I’m making fried rice I’m gonna be making the best fried rice this country has ever SEEN.
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@NO1COMEDIAN
⋆✴︎˚。⋆.ᐟ ᅠᅠ𝕿𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐁𝐀ᅠᅠ 【 🎭 】🍉
10 hours
Making fried rice I’m making fried rice I’m gonna be making the best fried rice this country has ever SEEN.
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@HeianIronMaiden
𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬. 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬.ᐟ 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬.ᐟ.ᐟ
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@holyaches
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to kill a monster is easy. no, the devil appears as who you love most.
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@gownowdupie7
jul🐐
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@Miles_265
Miles⚡
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I guess
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@D1SHONOREDONE
꒷꒥꒦꒷Ꮁ̵ᎪᏞᏞᎬN ᏫNᎬ 🩸
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@D1SHONOREDONE
꒷꒥꒦꒷Ꮁ̵ᎪᏞᏞᎬN ᏫNᎬ 🩸
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*⠀ ⠀ 𓆦 . ⠀ ◌༉‧ ⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄 Ꮪ̵Ꮮ̵Ꭺ̵Ꮪ̵Ꮋ̵ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 ⠀⠀ ꒷꒥꒦꒷ 両面宿儺 . •⠀ ⠀⠀ #⃞𝐃͟𝐈͟𝐕͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐒͟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖͟꩜𝐑͟𝐋͟𝐃͟ ⠀ .ᐟ⠀
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