Fathers don’t post 50 selfies with their kids every week. They just quietly renew the car insurance at 2 a.m. Skip their own doctor’s appointment so the school fees can be cleared, and still say I’m fine when you ask how work was. That’s the love no one talks about.

He had the strength of 10 dads at that moment 🔥

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

Senate Majority Leader Thune, I would like to show you what the American people care about — respectfully. May this guide your agenda moving forward. @LeaderJohnThune

To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by

Being a dad is so fucking sick. People always made it sound scary but it’s dope as hell. This morning my 2 year old and I were stomping around pretending to be baby dinosaurs and cracking each other up, she’s my favorite thing in the world

Realizing how fast you went from 29 to 40:

Yes

At this point..

Let the dark powers flow through me one last time

I’m sleepy

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It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.

Anyone who says "No One is Illegal on Stolen Land," is basically saying, "I know nothing about history and I'm really stupid."

Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.

🔥😂 Scott Jennings is ALL OF US the moment we decide to engage with a liberal woman in the wild & seconds in your realize you are dealing with a fanatic. Churchill said the definition of a fanatic is someone that will CHANGE NEITHER THEIR MIND…NOR SUBJECT. Give @ScottJenningsKY

In every mans life, there was a night like this

"Success isn't linear" by Yoann Bourgeois Success is not a straight line upwards, it's a journey with many falls, and the strength to get up, no matter how hard the fall. 📹Mathieu Stern.

Mi hija: Papi, te mandaron llamar en la escuela porque le dije "comunista de mierda" a mi profesor que defendió a Nicolas Maduro. Yo:

This is hilarious