Teddy Tantrum🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (He/Him)
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He/Him. Middleaged Dadbod/DishDoer/StrollerDad. MilitaryVet. NSFW HumanHeatRadiator. Tip your server~ CashApp: $NESGenKid / Venmo: @NESGenKid
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There’s not a day that goes by, where my wife DOESN’T impress me with her drive, intelligence, compassion and assertiveness.
She EASILY eclipses me.
She feels EVERYTHING that gets thrown at her by uncaring & self serving parties, but she trudges forward.
EVER FORWARD.
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When did YOU serve?
You think we all just permanently stood at parade rest in the dark until some officer flicked on the light switch and told us to “do a war”?
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@UweBollRaw
Dude.
I had this EXACT TAKE and opinion back when she debuted back in the early 90s.
...
Keep in mind, I was 12.
And prone to ShitLord Gatekeeping and TERRIBLY IMMATURE takes.
Seriously:
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Also:
The cast of “Friends”.
I’m feeling saucy y’all.
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“THIS GAME FU€KING IS AWESOME! HOLY SHIT!!!”
For the past couple of days I’ve been watching
@maximilian_
’s FULL play through of
#SuperMetroid
The PALPABLE joy I FELT at seeing him EXPERIENCE it for HIS first time…
(But seriously. What uncultured swine talked shit about this?!)
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If she doesn’t want to get the vaccine, okay.
Recast her.
Which is a shame, because the character Shuri would’ve been an awesome claimant to the suit and title of “Black Panther”.
That being said: We DO have a worthy claimant (and in-canon runner up to it)
THIS ABSOLUTE SNACC:
Our trusted and proven inside source has told us Letitia Wright doesn’t want to return to the Marvel Cinematic Universe because she is unwilling to get the vaccine.
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@RoxyTall
I’m sorry, did I also catch him complaining about his wife wanting to get frisky?!?
TED’S GETTIN’ UPSET!!!
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@meghanttucker
Brandon better shove over. I LOVE lasagna.
And I’ll set the table & do the dishes.
Friggin’ Brandon…
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It's me.
I'M that father.
My father is that Father.
OF COURSE Superman would ABSOLUTELY be that father.
These sad jackasses are demonstrably broken.
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@neilhimself
@HDFrankenstein
See, Now I’m DEFINITELY gonna try and make myself visit Lucienne’s Library for these unwritten books…
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Watched this BuzzFeed video about one of those “What
#Sandman
character are you?” Quizzes.
Let me tell you: My eyes were absolutely TRANSFIXED on
@MasonAPark
I don’t know what to tell you.
If you somehow DON’T find them attractive🥵, you’re just WRONG.
I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏽♂️
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@RachelRoundyOR
Currently a stay at home parent for our toddler.
She’s MUCH better at Air Forcing than I EVER was.
When I do go back to work, it’ll absolutely be for SIGNIFICANTLY LESS than what she makes.
She’s MORE than earned what she makes and the position she’s in.
I’m PROUD of her.
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Where can I get this shirt.
10 outta 10 WOULD WEAR
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When a Tetris block falls perfectly into place.
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If you ever wanted to see a guy’s head explode via the force of a punch... have someone come at my kids like this, and I’d guarantee you’d see an impressive attempt.
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Good Times.
Just a fun reminder of that ClownAss Molyneux.
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@LoveAndShalom
Real Talk:
Black Panther, Captain America and Wonder Woman were THE 3 movies I wanted to see get made for the big screen, ever since I was a small kid.
And I was VERY FRIGGIN Fortunate that in terms of quality?
I got the hat trick
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@angel_0f_deathx
@jessicahodlr
To all the men (and it’s mostly mens I see):
Saying they’re NOT the weight they ARE, is not the compliment you think it is.
Bone and muscle have density and weight.
Angel is also visibly THICC.
Three cheers to ALL my DELICIOUSLY STOUT & STRONK Fems & Folks out there!
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@GailSimone
1) a loose “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” Deadpool Figure.
2) loose assortment Now or Laters candy flavors.
3) Deadpool’s literal Junk.
(Probably cuts it off before battle to throw AT an opponent should the fight not be going his way)
#DeadpoolPouchJunk
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@shayleekayy
No, no. We should have this conversation of Biblical literalism.
Who got married first?
And their kids?
Who did THEY Marry, you think?
I DEFINITELY think we’re ready for that convo.
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@MartyChops
Read the other replies.
Assuming you’re a vet, listen to a lot of us other vets:
It’s NOT a damned contest.
Having PRIDE does not take away from remembering our fallen brothers and sisters.
It’s disgusting AND disrespectful to tout the one against the other.
STOP.
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@TrinityFranci14
“If you want peace, prepare for war!”
Yeah, okay, Brock, we all already know that shitty Punisher movie is always in your DVD player...
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This woman should be allowed to watch ALL films early.
How else will I be forewarned if something is a Fakey or a True?!?!
I think I should be allowed to watch Suicide Squad early because my heart is so pure.
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Regarding
#TheSandman
show. For me, POUND FOR POUND, the Most fascinating performance in the series thus far was
@MasonAPark
as Desire. WOW. I was enthralled whenever they appeared on screen. To be clear, I loved all the performances, but... I’m kinda infatuated with Desire.
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@BBCJohnBeattie
What, like I’m gonna pass up the chance to look like a FABULOUS MORTAL KOMBAT NINJA and NOT get as many weird looks in public?
OF COURSE I DO.
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Be safe out there.
Mask up.
Keep as much distance as decently possible
Sanitize/wash your hands.
My family and I lost someone EXTREMELY close to us because of this virus last night.
I’m heartbroken.
But Let us STAY light-hearted AND be serious in our precautions.
Love you.
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Who wants to open a portal to hell with me?
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Twitter Dudes be like:
“Welp... time to be productive, spend hours Liking & Retweeting a bunch a Porn posts, Creepily compliment a buncha Chicks and then tell them how THEY’RE actually wrong about stuff and that guy only agrees with you because he wants to fuck and NOT ALL MEN”
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She’s probably gonna hate me for posting this...
But she’s kind of a work of art.
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Thought they were all about ending that pesky “lockdown” stuff?
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@Player2X99
@elonmusk
Haans sets his phone down shakily, with labored & angry breaths. Holds the tears back, and silently, REVERENTLY lights the lone candle with the crayon’d on ‘Tesla’ logo, and kneels in front of this photo and prays: “SEE ME… SEE ME…” repeatedly .
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Fuck THIS shit.
As an ACTUAL part of “THOSE WHO HAVE SERVED THE US MILITARY”,
I’LL SAY IT:
*foot stomp*
HEALTHCARE WORKERS ARE HEROES.
*foot stomp*
HEALTHCARE WORKERS ARE HEROES.
*foot stomp*
HEALTHCARE WORKERS ARE HEROES.
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You guys.
Can you IMAGINE?
Basically:
Quit talking your shit dudes.
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Has anyone ever tweeted this before? You absolute TRAILBLAZER
Has anyone tried unplugging the United States and then plugging it back in again?
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Holy shit.
This guy is the the voice in my head, whenever I encounter these clowns.
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@ksorbs
Fun Fact:
Real Kevin Sorbo was substituted for Evil Kevin Sorbo seamlessly during the filming of this Hercules episode.
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@RealSaavedra
Rudy Giuliani:
*gets locked out of iPad*
*butt dials conversation about money to Reporter*
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@Philosophi_Cat
She’s wearing shorts and a cute top.
Here is me wearing LESS while I exercise outside.
Am I presenting as a sexual object or is that The brush YOU are Painting ME with?
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@blackr0se_x
I started with oral. Once she climaxed, she said, “I don’t really do ‘that thing’ (oral) back”
I said, “no prob”.
So She climbed on top & started... moving. Every once in a while asking, “you gonna finish soon?”
It was SOULESS.
I eventually just stopped.
I never did finish
🤷🏽♂️
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THAT’S OUR GAIL!
I am about to board a plane and I just wanted to say, you all are nerds.
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They’re handfulls... but they’re our Handfulls.
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