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A global leader in Construction, Pharmaceuticals, Tourism Management, and Deep Earth Mining. No Mountain Too High, No Tunnel Too Low.

Arlington, TX
Joined May 2021
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
2 years
Our commitment to a sustainable future is brighter than fireworks.🎆For the 23rd year in a row, the Anodyne Corporation is happy to sponsor the #July4th Celebrations at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park. Lets keep our natural spaces beautiful.
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
3 years
Please note that the Park HAS NOT and WILL NOT ever hold an "Easter Egg Hunt". Any multi-colored eggs found within the Park grounds should be left alone and reported to a Park Ranger.
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Trevor Roberts
3 years
Springtime is in full swing in West Texas; why not make some Easter memories this year with a picnic at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park? Table reservations fill up quickly, so call ahead for availability.
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@OrbitalOddity
Trevor Roberts
3 years
The Mystery Flesh Pit RPG Kickstarter is launching in late April! Sign up here to be the first to descend into the maw:
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From Ganza Gaming - Get Ready for the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park RPG
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@OrbitalOddity
Trevor Roberts
3 years
The Mystery Flesh Pit Tabletop RPG is launching soon! Sign up here to be the first to receive updates:
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From Ganza Gaming - Get Ready for the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park RPG
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Trevor Roberts
3 years
SUPERORGANISM-SIZED SAVINGS: 20% off all Merch until Monday night. https://t.co/NT1xEcu63w
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
3 years
Re: MFP Videogame Kickstarter
@OrbitalOddity
Trevor Roberts
3 years
For a few reasons, I’ve decided to cancel the #MysteryFleshPit videogame Kickstarter so that anyone who pledged receives a 100% refund. More info here:
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
3 years
If you like Mystery Flesh Pit, there's a good chance you'll be into Spectral Haptics.
@OrbitalOddity
Trevor Roberts
3 years
The first piece of my new worldbuilding project is LIVE! Happy Halloween!
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
3 years
Nobody wants to work anymore.
@OrbitalOddity
Trevor Roberts
3 years
A venterial mining crew enlarges & clears fluid from an existing duct in preparation to move in larger extraction equipment.
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
3 years
These early explorers were pioneers. Heroes.
@OrbitalOddity
Trevor Roberts
3 years
Back in the early 70s when some ranchers discovered the Mystery Flesh Pit, they lowered a pig into the abyss to see what would happen. No one knows what happened to the poor animal.
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@mbtrash
miran-dumbass🧍🏽
3 years
flesh pit mail is the best kind of mail 🤩🦠🥩
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
3 years
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@OrbitalOddity
Trevor Roberts
3 years
Pins are back in stock! https://t.co/3x3sHoOZlh
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@ArchivisteYT
Archiviste Initiative
4 years
Un petit preview de notre vidéo à venir sur le @MysteryPit de Gumption, Texas. L’Archiviste nous mènera dans les tréfonds du gouffre comme vous ne l’avez jamais vu. https://t.co/RHCjliwJpV
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
Now Available: Mystery Flesh Pit Enamel Pin https://t.co/QAcs363PmE
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
A limited-run of 250 Anodyne patches are now available on the online souvenir shop: https://t.co/7g7hBzurKi
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
After a fun April 1st, we're all back to work at OSHA's best kept secret!
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
Come on down! Though there isn't anything interesting or noteworthy to see at this completely understood, fully measured metal water tower whose date of construction and purpose are completely known & documented.
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
*Assuming you have not seen any technology newer than 1992.
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
Spring in west Texas brings dust storms & high winds; escape the weather in our state-of-the-art* visitor center! View spectacular geobiological formations in high-tech* comfort!
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
This spring break, consider a hiking trip to the Bronchial Forest Caverns of Mystery Flesh Pit National Park!
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@MysteryPit
Anodyne Corporation
4 years
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