Anodyne Corporation
@MysteryPit
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A global leader in Construction, Pharmaceuticals, Tourism Management, and Deep Earth Mining. No Mountain Too High, No Tunnel Too Low.
Arlington, TX
Joined May 2021
Our commitment to a sustainable future is brighter than fireworks.🎆For the 23rd year in a row, the Anodyne Corporation is happy to sponsor the #July4th Celebrations at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park. Lets keep our natural spaces beautiful.
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Please note that the Park HAS NOT and WILL NOT ever hold an "Easter Egg Hunt". Any multi-colored eggs found within the Park grounds should be left alone and reported to a Park Ranger.
Springtime is in full swing in West Texas; why not make some Easter memories this year with a picnic at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park? Table reservations fill up quickly, so call ahead for availability.
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The Mystery Flesh Pit RPG Kickstarter is launching in late April! Sign up here to be the first to descend into the maw:
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From Ganza Gaming - Get Ready for the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park RPG
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The Mystery Flesh Pit Tabletop RPG is launching soon! Sign up here to be the first to receive updates:
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From Ganza Gaming - Get Ready for the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park RPG
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Re: MFP Videogame Kickstarter
For a few reasons, I’ve decided to cancel the #MysteryFleshPit videogame Kickstarter so that anyone who pledged receives a 100% refund. More info here:
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Un petit preview de notre vidéo à venir sur le @MysteryPit de Gumption, Texas. L’Archiviste nous mènera dans les tréfonds du gouffre comme vous ne l’avez jamais vu. https://t.co/RHCjliwJpV
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A limited-run of 250 Anodyne patches are now available on the online souvenir shop: https://t.co/7g7hBzurKi
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After a fun April 1st, we're all back to work at OSHA's best kept secret!
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Come on down! Though there isn't anything interesting or noteworthy to see at this completely understood, fully measured metal water tower whose date of construction and purpose are completely known & documented.
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*Assuming you have not seen any technology newer than 1992.
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Spring in west Texas brings dust storms & high winds; escape the weather in our state-of-the-art* visitor center! View spectacular geobiological formations in high-tech* comfort!
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This spring break, consider a hiking trip to the Bronchial Forest Caverns of Mystery Flesh Pit National Park!
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