Myka Fox
@MykaFox
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got in the uber last night and the first thing he says is, “how are you going to miss trump he’s gigantic and orange. they shot tupac at night .”.
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ever notice how de man and demand are only separated by a little d?.
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I actually also got laid off from Paramount this month because of my political views (asking loudly why we don’t see dalmatians anymore).
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Head of CBS is like “imagine how much money we’d save not making any television at all!”.
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when is it my turn to have my tech billionaire husband cheat on me????.
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RT @JimNorton: People have actually convinced themselves that pedophilia has a preferred political party. A nation of easily divided idiot….
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Just got laid off and literally every boss I’ve ever worked for is currently looking for a job on linkedin that’s exciting.
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Going to georgetown and getting my MBA, working my way through the political system, making deals with oil men and AI nerds, getting closer and closer to Trump all in the hopes that one day he’ll sign my clit.
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the main problem with bushwick is not one person in the bar can dunk.
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Why you all are worried about TikTok and Meta spying on us, LinkdIn started offering me job listings SECONDS after I got let go over a private zoom. AI doesn’t just want to seal our money, they want us to earn some first.
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what do I need to do to break out of twitter jail should I do the thing everyone wants?.
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RT @gasdigital: LIVE NOW! . @MykaFox and Tim McLaughlin join @ZASpookshow on a Member Exclusive @ZacsMorningZoo! . Join .
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Can’t believe they bombed Iran just to keep people from voting for Zohran.
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Ahh it’s that sweet moment when new news has dropped but the feed still has errant tweets about random bullshit from yesterday. That heatwave was three hours ago get with it babe!!!.
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Trump: I’m gonna think about bombing iran over the next two weeks ima let you know . 5 min later: Nvm I did it 😛🤪.
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Every Buffalo Wild Wings can be a Hooters if you bring your 12yo son.
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This is what happens when you still can’t afford to live without roommates at 57
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World War 3 is starting and half the comments are like “fafo 🤷🏼♀️”.
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Ugh I lost my job so now I have to use the stuff I already bought 😤.
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